I mean I'm 99% sure that most of the people celebrating Valentine's Day in OTL aren't very concerned with Valentine's religious beliefs either...
*grumbles in Catholic*

I mean, they've dedicated their lives to enforcing the will of whatever NUSA comes up with now... so they certainly aren't wise, even if they're clever
Maybe in-universe there is a Patriot-Saint Valentine (okay, this may be a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure allusion since Funny Valentine is a deconstruction of patriotism) who acts like Funny Valentine.
 
I like how it's been subtly implied that Oswald will be succeeded by Mitt Romney as President of the NUSA, and that Madness!Romney's Presidency will be defined by the Madness equivalent of hipsters/Generation Y/the Aughts. Perhaps call them Pinners, as OTL Hippies are to Pinnies?
Behold, the most P I N N A C L E of P I N N E R rock and roll, Take Me Out by Tsar Viktor Khan!
Just wait until we get to Pinnacle Zoomers.

21st Century Pinnacle Humor will be absolutely incomprehensible.
 
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