AN INTRODUCTION

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    "And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?"
    - Revelation 6:10

    "Come, let us take a muster speedily. Doomsday is near. Die all, die merrily."
    - William Shakespeare

    "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires who believed they were eternal."
    - Camille Paglia

    "I am a jelly doughnut."
    - Charles Oswald



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    - USEFUL LINKS -

    "What Madness Is This?" Vol I: The Union Forever
    (current continuity)


    "What Madness Is This?" Vol II: Prophecies in the Dark
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    The WMIT Community Discord

    Current Continuity Wiki (WIP)

    (maintained by readers)

    Current Continuity TV Tropes Page
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    The Official Youtube Channel of WMIT

    The Star-Spangled Expanded Universe of WMIT

    (short stories and tales written by WMIT fans)

    The Official WMIT Flickr Page

    The Original "What Madness Is This?"


    The Original TV Tropes Page
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    FORWARD:

    Just as I did in the forward for Volume II: Prophecies in the Dark (linked above) on July 14, 2020, I wish to thank all the dedicated, patient, and friendly readers, commenters, and assorted pals who made this work possible. Since I started the "Madnessverse" in 2012--and the new reboot canon in September, 2018--I have watched a world that, in many ways, has spiraled into its own numb dystopia, from politics to everyday life on a personal level. Such conditions could make the authoring of such a titanic collection of dystopian stories as "WMIT" a chore, and a soul-sapping one at that, and even make it hard to just read along. Isn't reading fiction the foremost and earliest form of escapism? Why, then, would members of a real-life society beset by unrest, upheaval, pandemic, and generational change want to even read this series? The answer is complicated, but it lies with the true nature of "WMIT" at its most basic components.

    At its core, "WMIT" is pure entertainment, a dark farce, a parody of alternate history as a genre, and a celebration of pulp villains and larger-than-life characters that are as memorable as they are twisted and disgusting. It breaks the walls between the alternate history genre and many others; particularly drawing influences from science-fiction, comedy, and the Lovecraftian and analogue horror genres. If you are looking for a purely academic, by-the-books alternate history tale, perhaps look elsewhere. But if you want to be entertained, if you want to experience the fantastic horrors, highs, and lows of the New United States and their quest to construct the New Jerusalem in a world where the Enlightenment was snuffed in the cradle and monarchs battle popes, fascists, anarchists, cultists, and the New Order of the Illuminati, then I might just have the story for you.

    Some may not like it, considering it too funny, too dark, too unrealistic, too close to home, too long, too short, not detailed enough, way too detailed, etc, but there's been a whole lot of people giving me positive feedback through the years and I find it incredibly inspirational and fulfilling. I write this for free, knowing it's likely too "out there" and complicated for most publishers (although I do have a Patreon in my signature if you want to say "thanks for the rip-roaring tale" with a buck, haha!). I was asked what I wanted to do as a child by my parents, and instead of saying "doctor" or "pastor" like they wanted, I said, "I want to entertain people." When I make other people happy, I'm happy. I don't know any of you people in real life, but it means the world to me when I post something I worked hard on and get positive feedback and constructive criticism. As someone who suffers from anxiety and depression (what?! a depressed author?! never!), writing these stories has been one of the greatest, most fulfilling, and calming things I have ever done, even though, like everyone, I suffer from occasional burnout and some days real life just gets in the way.

    I don't even write these stories to entertain others, because I write them, as a whole, to entertain myself with a massive worldbuilding experiment, but it just so happens that thousands of others are just as entertained, and that feeling is singularly magical. Much as the saying goes about doing a job you enjoy and never working a day in your life, writing a story you love as much as the readers means that all the pieces are falling, slowly, into place to create one hell of a story.

    Everyone here propelled me through Volume I: The Union Forever, and you propelled me through Volume II: Prophecies in the Dark. And, "Jev-willing," you will propel me through the chaos and insanity of Volume III: The Pinnacle Future. I couldn't do it without you guys, gals, and pals.

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    A FRIGID EXCHANGE
  • "And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?"
    - Revelation 6:10

    "Come, let us take a muster speedily. Doomsday is near. Die all, die merrily."
    - William Shakespeare

    "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires who believed they were eternal."
    - Camille Paglia

    "I am a jelly doughnut."
    - Charles Oswald

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    A FRIGID EXCHANGE
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    General Peter Petty
    It was the dawn of December 13, 1949, and a Z-49 Rollarite Dropship landed on an icy Russian airfield. The rotary blades of the rotund armored transport, emblazoned with the words "REPUBLICAN UNION," kicked up snow in every direction. Men in thick winter uniforms, boots, and fur hats scurried about the dilapidated landing zone, lining into a professional but miserable looking column. Heels clicked together, arms and shoulders locked, chins tilted up, and 30 soldiers of the Russian Illuminist People's Republic prepared for their American visitors. Their hatred for the Yankee barbarians knew no bounds, and the Yankees loathed the Slavic, Eastern, godless "Loomies" even more in turn, believing them to be subhuman mockeries of Jev's Creation. But this was no ordinary day, and no day to bear grudges. This was a day of momentous import to both countries, and if both sides behaved, everyone would walk away with what they wanted.

    As the blades of the dark blue dropship chopper began to wind to a halt, one of its side-doors began to open with a stutter. An American sergeant in the Office of Racial and Religious Affairs (ORRA) struggled to budge the frozen thing. The young man's uniform was of an equally naval hue as the chopper, and he sported a fur coat with a dramatic upturned collar and a heavily-polished large blue helmet, adorned with the chevron of his rank in the front and center.

    After a few moments of awkward fiddling, a nearby Russian non-commissioned officer marched to the door with a bucket in hand, bright green fluid sloshing onto the white ground as he approached. "De-Icer. Stand back," the Russian man shouted in passable English over the noise of the engines, ice clinging to a prominent set of furrowed eyebrows. The American raised his eyebrows in return, regarding the "subhuman Slavic mockery" in disdain, but reluctantly allowing him to do as he wished.

    With a splash, the de-icer stuck to the side of the Z-49, and the door and boarding ramp broke free of the frost and quickly went into the correct position. The ORRA sergeant hopped down to the ground and stood at attention, arms clasped behind his back, facing opposite his Illuminist counterpart, who still held the bucket of neon-colored carcinogens. Next to the Loomie sergeant stood several higher-ranking officers, both of whom looked as if they were straight from Moscow's People's Parliament, with their perfectly crisp uniforms, fat faces, and shivering frames. There was Moscow cold, and there was Alyeskan cold. Alyeskan cold was Siberian cold, but these officers were clearly not as adapted as their troops around them.

    They came to attention in turn as another American appeared in the doorway of the dropship. This one wore a simple navy blue overcoat, thick winter gloves, and a black, old-fashioned cavalry hat with gold trim. His face was square to the extreme and his piercing blue eyes darted about as he nervously loosened and tightened his grip on the suitcase in his left hand. He was General Peter Petty, a son of the great state of Texas, and he turned to the Colonel Audhild standing behind him. Seeing the young Colonel was feeling obviously intimidated, Petty tried to offer some advice. "This ain't my first rodeo, Colonel. I have delivered these packages to the Loomies before. I know it's awkward and downright uncomfortable to be a pilgrim in an unholy land and all, but stand tall and don't let them get you. A man of my Pinnacle fluidation, by the grace of Jev Almighty, can take on fifteen of these Infee bastards and come out on top. They are just as afraid of us--if not more--than we are of them."

    Audhild, a gaunt man of Norwegian extraction and lily-white features, nodded, his blue helmet bobbling slightly and icy breath streaming from his flaring nostrils as he made a nervous but determined exhale. "If you aren't back from the deal in an hour, we're taking out this whole field and then sending all of Mother Russia back to the stone age. The boys back on the carrier are standing by, sir. Jev be with you."

    "And with you, Colonel," Petty replied as they both saluted. "See you in sixty minutes."

    With that, Petty disembarked down the steps and Audhild watched skeptically as his superior and the Russian exchanged formal greetings and salutes. It was beneath any man of American blood to salute these savages, but such things were necessary on a mission such as this. All of Alyeska was at stake. In exchange for some mere trifles and baubles from the vast archive of President Charles Oswald's artifact collection, these Loomies were willing to sign away their rights to the last piece of the Western Hemisphere not yet under the official control of the Republican Union.

    "Welcome to New Arkhangelsk, General Petty," said the Russian. "I am General Dmitiri Nikitin." A fur hat with a stylized All-Seeing Eye pinned in the front and center sat atop his balding, gray head. "I trust you have brought the item we seek?"

    "Salutations, sir," Petty replied. General Petty was pleased the Russian officer who greeted him spoke near-perfect English, but he didn't recognize him from past visits. Part of the terms for their negotiations to take place at all was that he would not have to "debase" himself by speaking a Slavic tongue. But this was not the Loomie he was used to dealing with. "Nikitin? Where is General Zaitsev, the man I usually deal with?" Petty asked as they began their march to the command center of the airfield.

    Nikitin rubbed his hands together for warmth, despite his horsehide gloves rendering that effectively symbolic. He answered the query promptly and bluntly, without emotion. "General Zaitsev was assassinated by partisans yesterday. I am his replacement."

    "Partisans? People's Front? Free Alyeska? Which group?" Petty inquired nonchalantly, verbally barraging the Russian with the names of Alyeska's various separatist groups and terrorist fronts. For decades, Alyeska, a former Russian penal and gold-mining colony, had become a hotbed of anti-Illuminist behavior. The rise of the so-called "Maximoviks" in Moscow, under their eccentric leader Vadim Maximovich, didn't help matters either.

    The portly Russian shrugged his shoulders and he shook his head. "I do not know. All of them took credit. The last victim of this forsaken realm, it is my hope. Cursed be the day that Russian feet trod upon this cursed land." As they walked, he waved his arm at the dilapidated base and the snow drifts all about for emphasis. "I hated Ukraine. I spent five winters in Kiev in the last decade. I spent years in Siberia for several years after that. But nothing has given me the same wretched feeling in my gut that this place gives me. It is cursed."

    "Oh, come on, General, surely you don't believe in such things as curses? If Jev our God does not exist, according to y'all and your peculiar and atheistic logic, why would a curse?" Petty asked smugly, a cold grin stretching across his cold lips. If he was to be stuck talking to Infees, he was going to get under their skin as much as diplomatically possible. He viewed this man, his Russian counterpart, as lower than a swine. But just like at the Meat Mountain Ranch packing plant, where Petty had gotten his first job as a slaughterman in the pens, sometimes it was fun to play with the piggies before their doom.

    "Alyeska was cursed by the ancient Prometheans. Surely you see the news and reports out of this damnable place?" Nikitin replied spitefully.

    As they strode into the relative warmth of the tiny, antiquated command center and kicked the snow off their boots, the American said, "I do not believe in these so-called Prometheans, General. Nor does any person of logical and sound mind. Your people are alone in this matter, thanks to your Equal Citizen."

    After an adjutant hung their coats up on a nearby rack, the two generals proceeded to a large desk surrounded by rusty filing cabinets. A portrait of the Equal Citizen was nailed up over peeling yellow-green wallpaper, flanked by vertical blood-red Illuminist Owl banners hanging on either side. As Nikitin plopped down in the cracked leather seat and accepted a cup of hot coffee from a secretary, a thin woman who looked positively miserable in every sense of the word, he motioned for his American nemesis to sit on the wooden chair facing him. A name placard on the desk still bore the name "Zaitsev." Nikitin took a sip of the coffee and retorted by saying in a reverent tone, "The Equal Citizen is a genius. He is unlocking the secrets of the universe itself. He has given us cold, hard facts that make much more sense than dancing around with a poisonous serpent or seeing ghosts at Valley Forge, General Petty."

    "Sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night, General. But it sounds to me that in your egalitarian paradise some equal citizens are more 'equal' than other," Petty smirked as he heaved the suitcase onto the desk and began fiddling with the lock mechanism, rolling the numbers back and forth. "Tell me, General Nikitin, what does your party, your government, your people, believe in? Do they believe these Prometheans were, or perhaps still are, deities? In your experience?"

    After another sip of black coffee and a sigh, Nikitin, fingers forming a steeple, answered, "No. There are no deities in Illuminism. There is the People, united in their quest to become as gods through knowledge and understanding of the universe and the cosmos. We believe in equality, pride, science, and progress."

    "Are you a god now?" Petty snorted.

    "No. We do not become literal gods. There are no gods in our ways of thinking. We become like unto the understanding of gods. Anything which is sufficiently advanced would seem like sorcery a century ago--like the vehicle you flew in on, or the nuclear weapons your country heaves onto the remains of the Neutrality Pact. We are steadily marching toward our goal of paradise on earth, when the Enlightenment will make the last ten thousand years of human history look like stone-slinging barbarism that it is."

    "So you believe this idea?" the American asked yet another question as he drew a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and sparked one to life with a pocket lighter. "This sounds an awful lot like faith. And this Equal Citizen y'all prop up on a pedestal... he sounds like a prophet of sort to you fellas. In my opinion, everyone believes in somethin'. Everybody worships somethin'. Or someone. And for a society where they view equality as key and every man shall become as a god, it sounds like some of you ascend to that status a lot faster than others through the barrel of a gun."

    Nikitin frowned heavily and removed his gloves. Opening a drawer in his desk, he took out a bottle of vodka and poured some into a small glass and took a sip. "No. The people love the Equal Citizen. He is selfless. Just because we believe in self-fulfillment and constant improvement doesn't mean we have no respect for wise men like him. We chose him by vote. Something your people have never seemed able to handle. Byron said last century that Russia would be the last country to adopt a democratic and equality-centered system. He blamed this on your nation's snuffing of democracy in its cradle. Your people had a chance for true freedom. And now look at you. Governed by a hereditary dictator and a cadre of his bootlickers."

    "General Nikitin, it is ingrained into our American way of life that our leaders, if too weak, inept, or spineless for the job, can be removed and replaced by armed patriots. We chose our system. We believe in our system, by damn," the American proclaimed before taking a drag off his Morton. "I know Ukraine didn't choose Vadim. I know Poland and Finland didn't either. Hell, I believe the people of Alyeska here just made their feelin's quite clear to your late predecessor. And so you are still a true believer in this ancient spacemen and 'Enlightenment' gobbledygookski?"

    "I do not believe in anything but progress and scientific fact. The facts revealed by the Equal Citizen are irrefutable and agreed upon by the leading scientists of our day." The Russian followed his opinion by shotgunning the rest of the glass of vodka.

    "I believe, through faith now, that Jev set up the Pinnacle Man as Lord of the Earth. I believe that recent events prove correct the words of the Prophet Burr... as facts," Petty declared as he crossed his legs, leaned back, and smugly blew out some smoke. "And they are agreed upon by the leading scientists of our day. Sounds to me like y'all got more in common with us than y'all realize, but don't let me stop you from worshiping the little equal green men, or whatever it is you heathen do nowadays."

    "We are nothing alike. And one day even your people will realize the truth of Illuminism, of science, of rational thought, and they will rise up and take what is rightfully theirs from the hands of your aristocracy and ruling class."

    Petty was proving his last name apt. "And yet, here we are, with you about to sign away and transfer your nation's ownership of the vast holdings of Alyeska to my own."

    "We do not fucking want this land, American," the Russian officer said with spite, his spittle visible in the air, lit up with the rays of morning sunshine peeking through the windows of the command center. "There are creatures here older than time itself. There are animals which can rip your intestines out and wrap them around your throat. There is darkness for sometimes four months, sometimes six months, and there is nothing left here worth the effort of holding onto. You are welcome to it. And I hope this place is a graveyard for you and your imperialist benefactors."

    "I welcome the change in climate. I have spent ten years in a tropical graveyard, and I can assure you that your tales of monsters and beasts frighten me none. I have seen what men are capable of, and it's far worse than any monster or bugaboo y'all scream into the wind about," Petty declared before turning his attention back to the suitcase. After lining the numbers up to "1-7-7-6," the clasps shot out of their sockets and the whole thing opened up. Inside, wrapped in cloth and resting in foam, was an elongated human skull made of pure crystal. "Anyway, General Nikitin, I am sure you will be pleased by this acquisition, as will your 'equal' masters. The final crystal skull currently in American hands. All yours, to do whatever the hell you please with as long as you fellows get the hell out of this Hemisphere. Use it as a paperweight, transmute piss to gold with it--hell, y'all can take turns stuffing your peckers into the sockets for all we give a damn."

    Nikitin reverently grasped the skull as he leaned across the desk and lifted it from the American's hands. He marveled at its beauty and precision, as well as--to a Maximovik like himself--its cosmic significance. "Wonderful. I can almost forget I am talking to an imperialist pig while in the presence of the crystalline skull of a true Promethean! I am sure my late predecessor saw many of these in your transactions with him, but I have never before beheld such a thing of beauty."

    "So we're finished then? I'll have you know you are on a timer before my boys back on the carrier get antsy and start a-wonderin' where General Petty is."

    "What?"

    "Yep," said the Texan, grinning menacingly. "If I'm not back in another thirty minutes, they are going to open fire on this 'city' until there is nothing left."

    The Russian sat the skull down and sighed. "You Americans. Always trying to throw your weight around with guns and machismo. We had a deal, and we still do. Illuminists keep their word, no matter what. You are free to leave. I will see to it that this skull is taken to Moscow directly. Kindly, get the fuck out of my office, and out of my sight."

    The American rose to his feet, adjusted his coat, and gave a mock salute. "Thank you, General Nikitin. I'll be sure to have this place fumigated and bulldozed once you pull out. I appreciate the stimulating conversation." With that, he slapped the empty suitcase shut, stowed it under his arm, and adjusted his hat before heading to the door. As it swung open with a squeak and the frigid outside air blew in, he turned once more to the Russian and said, "I sometimes talk to my cat and dog at my home. And sometimes to my horse. But you are the only animal who has ever been able to actually carry on a conversation." The son of Texas smiled wickedly, stepped outside, and slammed the door behind him.

    Nikitin sat back in his chair and gazed into the empty eyes of the crystal skull. He needed more vodka.
     
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    EQUAL ABOVE ALL: THE EARLY YEARS OF VADIM MAXIMOVICH
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    THE EARLY YEARS OF VADIM MAXIMOVICH
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    FAMILY ORIGINS

    The story of the Equal Citizen begins as all good stories do, when his grandmother Henrietta Prescott fled England during the fall of the House of Hanover in 1842. As Princess Victoria made her escape to the arms of her husband, the future Czar Alexander II, she had taken her ladies in waiting with her, including the 17 year-old Henrietta. In 1846, Henrietta married Vadim Christov Stepanovich, a captain of the elite Preobrazhensky Life Guards regiment, a legendary unit formed by Peter the Great. Stepanovich would be appointed Commander the same year as the birth of their daughter, Viktoria, in 1853. Two years later, in 1855, Alexander II would rise to the throne.

    Viktoria lived a joyous and party-filled childhood and young adult life, mixing with the elite circles with her parents in St. Petersburg and Moscow, visiting many different nations and taking a keen interest in the goings-on around her. When she came of age, she was introduced by her parents to a sergeant in the Life Guards named Aleksei Konstantin Maximovich. While it was technically indeed an arranged marriage, the two were very much in love by the time they tied the knot in 1873. They immediately had twins, Antipin and Anakinov, neither of whom would survive childhood, passing of cholera during an especially bad outbreak in the winter of 1880. Devastated but determined to continue building a family, they would bear two more children together: Alexander (nicknamed Alex) in 1882 and Tania in 1884. Alex would go to several prestigious military academies and set his sight on following in his father's footsteps as a Life Guard. Tania would, once again for the Maximovich family, pass far too young in 1894 after falling off her horse during a routine riding session and instantly internally decapitating herself.

    When Alex turned 16 in 1898, he joined the Imperial Army's 24th Regiment of Foot and began his military career. That same year, the Maximovich family would welcome one last child, with Viktoria giving birth to Vadim Maximovich, future Equal Citizen, at the staggering age of 45. Dubbing him a "miracle child," Vadim was secretly a sort of insurance against the "Maximovich Curse," with Viktoria and Aleksei fearing Alex would somehow wind up dead in his military service. They would not be wrong. During the Great World War and the reign of Princess Victoria's insane son Czar Viktor, Alex would find himself slain at the siege of Budapest. While history was taking little note at the time of Adolf von Braunau, the future New Holy Roman Emperor, it was he who squeezed the trigger and left the Maximovich Curse with one last dead child. This fact is certain since Von Braunau attempted to collect tags off every Russian he killed, and these tags were later displayed in the Imperial War Museum in Vienna.


    A YOUNG CONSCRIPT
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    Military identification photo of young Maximovich during his stint in Mad Czar Viktor's Imperial Army

    This left the grief-stricken Maximovich family with only Vadim, who they swore to protect at all costs. A career as teacher was decided on, a job far from harm, although the young boy expressed much more interest of his own in the military and following in the footsteps of his hero brother. In the waning hours of the Romanov Era, as the Empire began to fracture, Vadim was called upon as a conscript when General Alexander Kerensky declared martial law in Moscow. Ulyanov Motors of Moscow (UMM) had been taken over by Illuminist strikers led by Nikodim Maksimov, and what started as a labor dispute became full-on open revolt. After securing weapons by raiding a police station and raising a homemade Owl Flag over the factory, bloodshed was certain. In September, 1914, Illuminati Grand Master Otto Werner had led the first Illuminist Revolution in Poland, setting up a revolutionary government in Warsaw. The sickly-sweet stench of revolt and blood were in the air over Eastern Europe.

    "Today, Poland. Tomorrow, the world! Every man a god!"
    - Otto Werner

    On All-Hallows Eve, 1914, a teenage conscript named Vadim would see action for the first time as the Mad Czar ordered General Kerensky to end the uprising at any cost. The future Equal Citizen of the Illuminist People's Republic of Russia stared Illuminists down the barrel of his Mosin-Nagant and took the life of another human for the first time, eliminating a "grizzled striker with a long gray beard," according to his diary, with a shaky but true shot right between the eyes.

    "He looked like a grandfather. A husband. A kind man. And I snuffed out his light like a candle after decades of life. I prayed to the God I scarcely believed in for forgiveness, but that feeling of guilt would always gnaw at me, until at last I knew I shouldn't blame myself, but the orders of Imperialist pigs who ordered me to murder my fellow patriots. My dreams of military glory ended that day with that man's life, as did my innocence. All around me was an orgy of violence, the soldiers skewering the workers like pieces of meat. We hung their pale corpses from the gaslights that night, to 'establish dominance.' All it did was make everyone hate us even more."

    When the true revolution broke out in January of 1915, Kerensky was captured by the mobs and executed in the street. His men fell into a panicked route and disarray, desperately trying to secure food and supplies for themselves.

    "It was an apocalypse. I worried for my mother and father, but when we marched by their estate, it was abandoned and overtaken by Illuminists. Every day was a fight for survival, with our comrades dying off or disappearing one by one to go out on their own or join the rebels. We fought a pitched battle over five chickens at a farm on the outskirts of the city. We killed ten men for those five skinny chickens. After we inspected the corpses, as we looted the bodies of our kills for anything of use, such as boots, medicine, vodka, etc, we realized that they were deserters from our own unit. One of them I had considered my friend. This wasn't a civil war, it was a total collapse of society and civilization to us. I ate a scrawny leg of chicken that night after we buried the bodies of the deserters."

    On March 15, following the flight of the Czar from St. Petersburg, Admiral Alexander Kolchak became the Prince-Regent of the Russian Empire, attempting to hold the Illuminist hordes off by rallying conservative Orthodox Christians and anyone who hated Illuminism to his side. Vadim's parents were staunch Kolchak supporters but also firm monarchists, and when Kolchak announced the creation of Russian Federation and an arrest warrant was issued for the Czar, they joined him in exile in China. They paid soldiers of fortune to try and locate their son Vadim, but it was near impossible to find anyone in the current situation.

    Broken and alone by now, his unit disintegrated, young Vadim hear the news in 1917 that the Czar had been captured and hanged. The old ways were truly gone. His belief in God was also wiped away, something he knew his Orthodox parents would despise. As the Russian Civil War continued, and republics and city-states rose and fell, Vadim saw himself pressed or hired into the service of several units of anti-Illuminist warlords, but his heart was never in it. In fact, many of these warlords were old-blood aristocrats who treated their men like cattle and peasants, and one even had Vadim whipped for stealing an extra potato ration when he was nearly starving to death. Vadim saw the Illuminists continued to become better-equipped and had meat on their bones, having seized canneries and crops to feed their war machine. Indeed, many early Illuminists flocked to the cause not out of some deep understanding of the writings of Knigge, Nietzsche, or Werner, but out desperation to acquire food at any cost. The Czar was dead, and there was no use in throwing away their lives to save the last shreds of a failed and broken system that was already out of step with the times for two hundred years at least.

    In 1920, Kolchak was slain and the Chancellery burned to the ground. Oleg Volkov, the "Protector of the People," declared an Illuminist People's Republic of Russia and announced the Civil War was over. Seeing which side his bread was buttered on, and now a staunch atheist himself, Vadim slipped away from his unit one night, ditched his tattered uniform, and offered his services to an Illuminist regiment that was utilizing armored autocarriages to support Nadia Holub's Ukrainian Revolution in the South. For the first time in years, rations were regular and nutritious, morale was high, and Vadim felt some of his misery and misfortune wash away. It was the dawn of a new era.


    THE FIRST TRIP TO UKRAINE AND THE FOURTH STIGMATA
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    "When I first arrived in the Ukraine, I came as a liberator. I never knew I would return one day as a conqueror."

    Vadim saw action against anti-Illuminist forces and Western volunteers in the Donbass region, which had rejected the call of Werner's acolyte, Holub, to form an Illuminist state based in Kiev. The armored cars of Vadim's unit, known as the People's Volunteer Mechanized Gunnery Unit, were a terror of the battlefields, routing many enemy units and capturing several key towns on behalf of Holub. Holub herself arrived in 1921 with the bulk of the Ukrainian Army and, with the Russian volunteers in Dobass to the east, formed a vice that squeezed the remaining rebels to death. 1922 would see the last pitched battles in Ukraine before Holub officially formed her government and celebrated victory.

    At the tender age of 25, Vadim had become a war-weary veteran and revolutionary who simply desired time to read and study, above all else. He viewed Illuminism as a logical step forward and progression for a humanity which had outlived the usefulness of religious faith. Indeed, according to the tenants of Illuminism, religion was in itself to blame not only for its own demise but also for all major wars in human history. If the people could unite as one and fight a final struggle to free the world of the grasp of God, then they could welcome in a paradise, when scientific and social progress would make "every man a god." Unlike some of the more radical and fringe elements of the time, Vadim did not see this mantra in a genuine spiritual sense at this point in life, but rather akin to the idea of modern technological advancements being sorcery compared to just a few decades and centuries before. While studying for free at the state-run Illuminist University of Moscow, Vadim began to pen his own manifesto, which he titled The Fourth Stigmata.

    "If religions can be destroyed, if faith in invisible spirits can be eliminated, if the old ways can be forgotten in the dustbin of our collective social consciousness, then so too can war itself be relegated to the past, and mankind can focus on making even more leaps and bounds together, united as one front against the un-entity known as "God." God, as a concept, must be destroyed at its very foundation. We have no need for a deity when reason and logic have given us all we need. Prayer is as meaningless as the ritual dances our heathen forefathers performed around pyres and totems, and in the future it will be regarded with the same laughter and disdain. Indeed, in the keen and sharp minds of our Illuminist brethren, it already has been. Let us join together and drive a stake into the heart of God, a fourth stigmata."

    In the fall of 1923, he published The Fourth Stigmata to great success and adulation from critics. Even Grandmaster Otto Werner took notice and personally sent a letter commending the young man's work and words. He also drew the attention of Protector of the People Volkov's Khraniteli Zakona i Poryadka (KZP), "Protectors of Law and Order," a secret police force dedicated to drawing out and suppressing religious holdouts, religious and "anti-scientific texts," and those "dedicated to the disruption of the common good." Female KZP Chief Administrator Averina Feldman, a right-hand to Volkov, offered Vadim the position of Regional Commandant of Moscow. Blown away by this offer, Vadim accepted, donning the gray trenchcoat and peaked cap of the secret police while continuing his studies and writings at the University of Moscow.

    "SAUL OF THE TARTARS"
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    Within just a few years, Vadim had gone from homeless veteran to a respected and high-ranking official within the Illuminist halls of power. He took to his new career with aplomb. He supposedly burned the "Last Bible in Moscow" in the winter of 1924, although that statement is easily doubtful. Some underground faithful had taken to becoming "living Bibles," having memorized the Good Book as a way to spread the Good News without carrying contraband. These were deemed by Vadim to be targets of the utmost import. His vigor in persecuting and imprisoning those expressing religious faith was legendary, comparable to Saul of Tarsus. His role of Regional Commandant meant he not only ruled the ZPD forces in Moscow proper, but in the entire oblast and surrounding area. He used his experience with the armored car units to
    make his ZPD officers capable of lightning-fast deployment and phasing out horses for anything except crowd control.

    All the while, as the Illuminist order formed itself into a cohesive government structure, one step forward meant two backward. Rationing returned as blights killed the crops in the 1926 harvest season. Ukraine offered a little assistance in appreciation from Holub for Russia's sacrifice on their behalf, but it was barely putting a dent in the problem. This rationing combined with inflation and led to the collapse of the Russian economy in the winter of that same year. The fragile, newborn Illuminist economic system, stretching from Poland to Siberia, began to crumble. The Illuminist Depression had arrived, and heads would roll.

    Volkov was quick to blame anyone but his own economic policies. Instead, he blamed the failure of the crops on the religious, "those who worship in the shadows," and called for a "national purification" and "immolation of all faith." Not only had the Illuminist Depression arrived, but so too had the Great Anti-God Pogrom. Anyone and everyone were targets of the government's wrath. Those who had been good friends and allies of Volkov were not immune, such as State Treasurer Anton Popov, who found himself accused of "sabotage in order to bring down the economy of the people, and thus a return to religious despotism." ZPD Regional Commandant Vadim Maximovich was given orders to make the arrest. Surrounded by Vadim's men outside his Moscow home, Popov took his own life with a pistol after taking the lives of his family of six.

    As Volkov's position grew more and more unsteady, Vadim was sent to the farms in the countryside to "inspect for signs of anti-revolutionary sabotage." After discovering several hand-written Bibles, likely produced by "living Bible" bards, Vadim ordered the arrests of dozens of farmers and confiscated their property in the name of the state. To him, not only were they enemies of the state, they were enemies of peace, their shadowy beliefs a threat to the uneasy "tranquility" of the modern atheist state. Volkov appointed hardliner Karp Smirnov as State Agriculture Chairman. Smirnov, a half-Pole who had fought in the Battle for Warsaw under Grandmaster Werner, was determined to bring about what he called "a program of civic agriculture," which became known informally as "The Program." Under Smirnov, all farms across Russia were seized by the state. Protests were brutally crushed.

    In Warsaw, Grandmaster Werner condemned the new "barbaric" treatment of simple farmers, "the backbone of the movement," and was joined in his disapproval by the ever-vocal Holub of Ukraine. Volkov responded, quite rationally, by accusing them of anti-Revolutionary behavior. The fearful, increasingly disturbed leader of Russia had called two absolute heroes of Illuminism, including the Grandmaster himself, anti-Revolutionary. Cracks became schisms in November, 1927, when a group of Ukrainian trucks with food and supplies to donate to hungry Russians were turned away, as Volkov had become convinced Ukraine was behind the failed crops and that Holub was a mastermind attempting to undermine his government. Holub had also released a host of political and religious prisoners, forbidding those who professed religious faith from holding office or running for election but allowing them freedom to come and go and do business as anyone else. To Volkov, nothing could be a clearer sign that Holub was a closeted religious traitor. When Ukrainian drivers argued with Russian border patrol that they were un-Illuminist by letting their compatriots starve, a scuffle and broke out. Volkov, quite rationally again, declared war on Ukraine.


    THE PAN-ILLUMINIST WAR
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    Volkov's administration was coming apart at the seams and being mended and stitched back together with the blood and guts of the innocent. Hysterical party chiefs saw religious traitors in every corner, more rational members of society secretly worked to depose the Protector of the People, who had now suspended elections "in the face of national emergency." The war began just as his second term was coming to and end, much to no one's surprise, so he was clearly desperate to use any means at his disposal to keep himself at the top of the Illuminist totem pole. Indeed, he started to tell his cabinet that he planned on eventually taking Warsaw and appointing himself Grandmaster of the Order and "Protector of Reason." Poland, in response to this blatant act of aggression against its ally, had declared war on Russia on December 20th.

    Volkov's plans were to immediately overrun Ukraine to knock it out of the war, seize its grain, and then, with its troops fed and resupplied, turn west to take Poland. Despite secretly loathing the war and increasingly becoming wary of Volkov's mental state, Vadim accepted an offer of commanding a large formation of troops in the new war. Even though he viewed the entire affair as a blunder, he was determined to do his duty.

    "I did not seek military glory or conquest. This was a failure of the Volkov government, plain and simple, that had spiraled out of control. Nevertheless, my sense of duty to the country which I had already sacrificed so much was overwhelming of all my inner doubts, and I once again took the field of battle for the Motherland."

    The invasion of Ukraine was a nightmare. Despite initial success, progress had ground to a halt outside Kiev. In the countryside, the Russian Army devolved into looting, rape, and theft, as starving men saw the bountiful supplies of food, wine, and women and let their base instincts take over. Vadim desperately tried to keep the order among his own, leading some of the finest Russian attacks of the war. Kiev stood tall, nonetheless, and refused to cave to newly-appointed and untrained Russian commanders who had replaced more qualified ones thanks to the Anti-God Pogrom. Day after day, Kiev held out, a concrete dam against a tidal wave of starving Russian troops.

    Finally, in the summer of 1928, after a year and a half of warfare, Volkov appointed Vadim, at the age of barely 30, Supreme Commandant of the Armed Forces. Volkov ordered him to utilize the newly-created I.P.R.R. Air Force to bomb Kiev and other Ukrainian holdouts to oblivion. East Germania had joined the war in the early spring, breaking the stalemate on the Polish border. The Polish Army had been defending their territory for the duration of the war, but now could press east, with a goal of Moscow by winter. With the overall state of affairs increasingly negative and the outlook for the future bleak, Vadim betrayed Volkov and refused to order the bombardment of Kiev, which he knew would result in thousands of civilian deaths. Instead, he met with Holub under a flag of truce and proposed a coalition, where he and his men who would follow him would join the Tripartite Coalition of Poland, East Germania, and Ukraine, oust Volkov from power together, and hold new democratic elections in Russia.


    AFTER THE WAR
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    When news arrived in Moscow that his new Supreme Commandant had deserted him, Volkov flew into a fit of rage. His men began conducting massacres of political opponents and protestors in the streets and announced anyone who would not take up arms against the foreign invaders was a "useless, deity-loving, anti-Revolutionary eater." His personal guards, most of whom were his close friends, promptly murdered him on the steps of the People's Parliament in broad daylight with ceremonial swords, spilling his guts and sending his severed head rolling down the marble steps in front of a shocked crowd. When Vadim and the Tripartite troops arrived, they were welcomed as liberators. Those who had held out with Volkov excused themselves of responsibility, insisting that they were too afraid to do anything to stop the man. While many of them would be pardoned by the new incoming government and released from military prisons, Vadim was held up as a national hero who had done what others were too afraid to. He told crowds in Moscow:

    "International Illuminism will never triumph if petty regional and national conflicts occur between sister countries that have supposedly been cleansed by the light of reason and godlessness. I have served this country with my blood and sweat my entire life, giving all for Mother Russia, but I have come to realize that the strength of Russia isn't on the road of solitude, us against the world, but rather it is to be found on the path of international solidarity and kinship. The entirety of this Pan-Illuminist War was a black eye on the face of our glorious movement. Let the spirit of International Illuminism be a fount of friendship, camaraderie, and staunch alliance. Volkov tried to set himself up as a god and to blame others for failings of his own. God is not only a fictional spiritual entity, but also can be a living human with irrational delusions and a will to lord his supposed greatness and glory over others. 'Every man a god' is a motto of our movement, but we mean that in the sense that we shall build a paradise with no religion, where every man knows absolute truth and lives in peace and harmony. Let the Illuminist Bloc only ever take up arms in the spirit of mutual defense. Let this mindless bloodshed come to an end."

    As the newly-elected Protector of the People Alyosha Vorobev took office and ended the pogroms and paid Ukraine and Poland a series of generously-light war indemnities, some began to call for Vadim to run the next time, which he adamantly refused. Not out of a sense of humility, but because he was sick of war and politics and deep into a research of New Age Illuminist thought, especially East German scholar Gerhard Poettker's concept of the "Universal Aura," an idea that a sort of mystical energy field surrounded all living things and could be channeled with certain special gems, stones, and crystals to heal, enlighten, and even imbue things with a sort of power. He also was regularly heavily investing himself into the theories and works of Polish author and extraterrestrial enthusiast Waldemar Wawro, who claimed that humanity was created not by a god or deity of some sort, but by an ancient race of advanced alien creatures that he dubbed the "Prometheans." In his 1933 book Chariots of the Precursors, Wawro actually dedicated the work to Vadim Maximovich:

    "To my Enlightened Compatriot Supreme Commander of the I.P.R.R. Armed Forces Vadim Maximovich. We have shared many wonderful conversations and discussions in our quest for ultimate knowledge of the universe, and I find in him a kindred spirit, fated in the stars. Every man a god."

    By the mid-1930s, Maximovich had become one of the leading experts and spokesman for what he dubbed "Ancient Cosmonaut Theory." In a letter to Wawro dated 1935, he said, tellingly of his motives:

    "Compatriot Waldemar, it is my firm and rational belief that in the void of god, something will always, always take its place in the minds of the masses. We saw it most recently in our Bloc when Volkov took us on his damn-fool crusade of idiocy, just as Viktor before him, and we see it in America with their President far more a god in their everyday life than any so-called 'Jev.' Man is a superstitious creature, seemingly evolved that way over billions of years. I believe this need to pin existence on one source is a basic human need. While I am satisfied that god is a farce, I cannot believe, looking at how far we have come since the primordial muck, that we weren't designed, at least to a degree, by entities beyond our understanding. Just as today's technologies of the autocar and radio would elicit cries of 'witchcraft' in the times of our grandfathers, so too could be this race of what you have deemed 'Prometheans' to us. They might be a race of people who have made 'every man a god' a very real possibility. I would say that these creatures are by no means worthy of worship, but of emulation. Through further dedication to reason and logic, math and science, we can become as them and take to the stars, a true version of what the idiot Yankee bastards would call 'Pinnacle Men.' I call this future, this glorious future version of Man, the Modern Prometheus. By giving our people something to aspire too, regardless of our total understanding of these likely ancient cosmonauts, we opiate them. Every man needs something to which to aspire, else we breed stagnancy and laziness. I look forward to our next meeting, because I think that, together, we could change the face of the entire Illuminist movement.

    Your Russian Compatriot in Light,
    Supreme Commander Vadim Maximovich"
     
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    THE BOOK OF GRAHAM: OFFICIAL TEASER
  • THE BOOK OF GRAHAM: OFFICIAL TEASER


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    "And so it was, from the murky depths of the Vineyard, that the Lady dragged me from certain demise, and enveloped me in the warm sunshine of her love. And in those depths, bottomless and infinite, She gave me air and life, and She took me to see that which I should set eyes upon. I saw Her Face, and I believed. And I saw that it was good and I cried out in ecstasy."
    - Book of Graham, Chapter 4:1-3

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    "And into Her did I put my essence, my Pinnacle all, and She said that it was good, for many are Jev's gifts, and love is the greatest of these. To be fruitful and passionate is the duty of every Pinnacle Man and Woman, for these are Gifts of the Trinity. Before the End, all unborn souls in Paradise must live on Earth, and by the sacred fluidal exchange does a soul enter into the Book of Life. And by this do we create the Army of the Lord Jev Almighty."
    -Book of Graham, Chapter 4:4


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    "And through the vortex of magick did She take me, to the Pinnacle City of Underzion, where no man of any human fluidation has gone before. Great were the towers and buttresses, incomprehensible and sublime, the crenelations of great width and shape. And She cloaked me in the Full Armor of Jev, for a great battle against those from the Pit below was never-ending in its nature, shielding the World Above until the Father has chosen the day and the time of the Reckoning, lo, after the Child has Come. Great daemoniacs and bugaboos and harpees, legions of Baal, gibbering, infernal, and vile, marched from the Pit. Bodies were scattered verily all about, vast as a sea. Sounds of battle, of strange metals clashing, of monstrous explosions of fluidal energy, filled the air, and the air smelled of sulfur, essence, and death."

    -Book of Graham, Chapter 5:1-5


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    "Together, the Lady and I strode out to meet these forces of Baal. All about us were angelic amazons, of immense size and exceeding svelte nature, and these beings were battered and wounded. And I asked of them, 'Why for dost thou lay wounded? Surely these daemoniac foes are no match for such grace, power, and shapely form.' And the Lady spoke for them and said, 'Yea, we are indeed worn thin, soaked in the blood and fluids of glorious eternal war. But the time has almost come for the Reckoning. The Son Himself did cometh through these lands after His victory over death, to withdraw the sinners from Hell who knew Him not, by no error of their own but time and place before He came the first. He shall Return soon, and all shall be set right, and the Pinnacle King shall rule from Heaven, the Trinity, Father, Mother, and Son, with the Prophet Burr to Their Right, and verily, you, at Their Left.'"

    -Book of Graham, Chapter 5:10-12


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    "And as we battled daemoniacs and harpees, She showed me the forgotten ways of Primordial Zion, of love and Pinnacle nature, and she spoketh to me in soft tones in the midst of the blood, and the screaming, and the gore of the disgusting enemies of the Trinity flung about. On a corpsepile of dismembered and flayed eldritch creatures of Baal did She embrace me, saying, 'Tremble, oh Earth, tremble of Universe, for the Second Prophet of Destiny has arrived, and his name is Graham. Yea, for you shall lead your people through the End, the rebirth of the One, and the Return of the Patriot-Saints of yore, and the New Jerusalem shall stand as a shining city on a hill, the Ark of the Covenant between Jev and His Chosen Starry Land. Great shall be the name of Graham in the Halls of Jev on High, great will be thy works, great will be thy words. Thy shall speak and it shall be Pinnacle Truth. Foolish is he who shall not listen to thee and take heed. Rejoice, oh Earth, for the time draws near for the Final Battle."

    -Book of Graham, Chapter 5:13-16


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    "She instructed me the in the forgotten ways of Solomon, who knew of Asherah, and how wicked and vile servants of Evil did tear down Her altars. For the Wife of God has been hidden away from us, by those seeking to prevent Manifest Destiny of the Pinnacle Man, for only through the Holy Spirit Eternal, the Trinity of Father, Mother, and Son, and Their Prophets, can the glorious New Kingdom arrive. But She did not sit idly by, striking her sword against the forces of the Devil like a hammer against an anvil, keeping evil from this world. For though the Earth be plagued with vice and sin and mockeries of Jev's Creation, the Voidlings, protect us from far greater evils did She, the Lady of the Vineyard, the Holy Asherah, keep this land. But the time draws near, when the Gates of Pandemonium will swing wide, and the End of Time, and the reign of the Eternal Pinnacle Kingdom, the Ark of the American Covenant, shall begin for a hundred and ten score years. I say unto you, put on the Full Armor of Jev, and doubt not, no matter the width or narrowness of the path ahead, for our Final Victory is Promised. As Above, So Below. Amen."

    -Book of Graham, Chapter 6:14-20

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    THE CONQUEST OF NEW ZION: A BRIEF HISTORY OF OPERATION MANIFEST CLIMAX
  • I hope this helps everyone understand OpMC better. It's such a gargantuan topic to even broach. Let me know if you have any questions or ideas.

    THE CONQUEST OF NEW ZION:
    A BRIEF HISTORY OF OPERATION MANIFEST CLIMAX

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    "This is Divine Prophecy moving out of the dark and into the light."
    - Supreme Marshal Acme Ashton

    "They say we cannot conquer and hold this much soil. We are not conquering it. We are taking what Jev has ordained, and through him victory is inevitable."
    - President and Atheling Joseph Steele

    "This is a triumph of the Pinnacle Man. This is a shaking, violent orgasm of American Essence."
    - Director of Propaganda Errol Leonard (Public Affairs Office, Grand Army of the Republic)

    USEFUL STATISTICS:
    • Operation Manifest Climax began September 11, 1936, and officially ended on September 11, 1949.
    • It was the longest continual war in American history.
    • Despite being "attacked first" and the vast scale of the conflict, the Republican Union's gov't chose to refer to it as an "ongoing national security operation" for morale purposes, although this eventually fell out of favor.
    • The R.U. was joined by its fellow League of Nations members, the Carolinas, Australia, Norway, the Britannic Union, Holy Nippon, West Germania, and Mittelafrika.
    • The Neutrality Pact was officially formed during the Great World War by Gran Colombia and Peru, seeking to avoid entrance into the conflict.
    • Despite their initial goals, the Neutrality Pact formed the Cooperative Pact of 1913 and attacked the United Empire of Brazil and Rio de la Plata, after many years of disputes and seeking to keep the Americans from having to move through their land to fight the U.E.B.R.P..
    • The revolutionary Republic of Argentina joined the Neutrality Pact shortly after its independence from the U.E.B.R.P., on April 1, 1913.
    • By the end of the GWW, Brazil had transformed into an Eduist-Beutelist state by Reynaldo Edu, starting with his Green Revolution of 1913.
    • Brazil was prone to conflict with its neighbors in the inter-war period, and thus did not formally join the Neutrality Pact until 1938, following the official fall of Gran Colombia.
    • Several Beutelists and anarchist communes were dispersed through South America since the GWW. Most of these did not "officially" join the Pact, but they nonetheless fought as hard as anyone.
    • Before Operation Manifest Climax, in 1936, the population of South America stood at 90,000,000.
    • After Operation Manifest Climax, in 1949, the population of South America stood at 30-35,000,000, and dropping rapidly.
    • The actual losses of Neutrality Pact combatant, non-civilian forces are unknown because much of the official records were incinerated or destroyed, but are estimated to range from 30-35,000,000.
    • In 1936, the Better population of the Republican Union was about 120,000,000.
    • In 1949, the Better population of the Republican Union was about 140,000,000 and rising rapidly as the wounded, retiring, and those at the end of tours returned stateside.
    • The total losses of American combatant forces were about 4,500,000, with about 1,500,000 unaccounted for, AWOL, or MIA.
    • An estimated 10,000,000 American soldiers were wounded in Manifest Climax. Approximately 1 in 10 of these were life-changing injuries.
    • By 1970, a further 700,000-1,000,000 American veterans of Manifest Climax had died from exposure to Black Bliss defoliant, various, chemical and biological weapons and agents, and radiation exposure from Project Peacemaker.
    • In 1936, the American GNP was around 100 billion.
    • in 1949, the American GNP was at 400 billion.
    • Manifest Climax cost the Union government an estimated 350 billion dollars, although that number is likely quite higher due to "black budget" projects and weapons R&D.
    • By 1949, the Republican Union had dropped 40 atomic bombs on South American soil.
    • While most nuclear attacks were small, especially in the early years of nuclear war, the largest atomic bomb dropped by the Union was Fat Bastard, at 50 Kilotons, onto the Patagonian People's Anarchist Republic, as part of Operation Happy Birthday in 1948.
    • By 1949, Republican Union had dropped 8 millions tons of conventional explosives onto South America. The number of conventional small-arms rounds was never verified, and is likely inestimable.
    • Around 15,000,000 men and women served in the various branches of the R.U. military machine, forming the largest land army on earth. Half of them would see combat in some form.
    • An unknown number of people served in the Neutrality Pact forces, as by 1949, most able-bodied men and women (and even some who weren't) took up arms against the invasion. This gave the Union yet another reason to downplay the severity of the massacres being conducted, at least at first, portraying the enemy as everywhere and under every rock and tree.
    • The American unit with the most losses was the G.A.R.'s 320th Cohort, which began the conflict with some 2,000 men, sustained 35% casualties under Legate General Mike Fleetwood's command in the early years of the war, and then were massacred to the last man in the dead of night on November 3, 1941. They were the only unit of cohort size or greater that was totally wiped out, with not a man left. Even Fleetwood perished that dreadful night. The 320th Cohort's number was retired from active duty in a ceremony and collective funeral a month later.
    OPENING GAMBITS:

    The Republican Union of the late 1930s was in a unfortunate position. Operation Manifest Climax had backfired following the Neutrality Pact's Sunday punch on Point Pierce before the invasion was ready. The Supreme Marshal of the Grand Army of the Republic, Ambrose Jansen, had been purged in the fall of 1936 in the face of lackluster offensive operations that did little to please the bloodthirsty President Joe Steele. Acme Ashton, the so-called "Torchboy of Canada" in the Great World War, had risen to the occasion, but the elderly man was nearing 80 years and wanted nothing more than a quiet retirement. He would watch with millions of others as the Panama Canal was seized by the Pact and demolished with heavy explosives, crippling the economy of the region and triggering an economic depression across the country. Despite the efforts of the Banking Clan to keep face and talk up the war effort, many were taking their banknotes and converting them to gold and silver and preparing for the worst. In 1937, a secret defoliating agent was deployed by the ORRA Torchboys, the elite troopers placed in charge of eradicating the Amazon rain forest and the guerrillas that hid withing it. This defoliant, code-named "Black Bliss," had the unintentional effect of joining the northward winds and formed a hundred foot-tall wall of ash and poison that swept across Old Mexico. As a future Prophet, William Graham, accompanied his friend Andrew, soon to be an Apostle, south to Metropolis to help Andrew's family, the two men would see the riotous and anarchic nature of life in the wartime mega-city. Farmers and ranchers and miners and ordinary folk were overwhelming the city and law enforcement as they desperately tried to escape the brutal and deadly ash clouds. The valley wherein Metropolis was located shielded much of the city from its effects, but the storms continued north all the way to southern Texas and even the swamplands near New Antioch, where it thankfully bogged down and dissipated. Unfortunately, it dissipated into the water and wildlife, causing death and mutations in the local fauna.

    Philadelphia, in mid-1937, knew full-well that Acme Ashton was on his way to Steele's ash-heap if he didn't do something quickly. Acme Ashton knew this. As his forces pressed further into South America, his successes were made negligible by the ongoing crisis in Cuba, where rebelling Inferior laborers and political prisoners were attempting to set up an "Infee republic." When Steele took the drastic action of signing Executive Order 12, following the enemy seizure of the Panama Canal, and nationalized the Holy Order of the Sons of Tobias, the winds of change were finally blowing on the Cuban battlefield. HOST was one of the most elite and highly-trained private paramilitary units in the entire world and consisted exclusively of the many sons and grandsons of the Blind Christian Gentleman, Mr. Tobias. They were led by Edgar Gabriel Tobiason. Unlike certain other paramilitaries and soldiers of fortune, such as the Overton boys, HOST's loyalty to the Union was actually unquestionable, rivaled only by their loyalty to their own blood-brothers. HOST had never been used in an active war zone, having mostly been hired out as private security, but they had all been training for this moment. Each Tobiason considered his life the property of the Republican Union and Jehovah. In the summer of 1937, the Holy Order deployed in Cuba, landing at Point Pierce, still a stronghold of Union power on the island. Using their own self-funded weapons and equipment, and chanting their Enochian hymns, they declared Cuba to be the site of a black flag operation, meaning all Inferiors found resisting would instantly be executed.

    Inferiors who failed to take up arms would be boarded onto prison barges and sold at auction in New Antioch around the clock to the Economic Clans. It was an ironic twist of fate to see men such as Huey Long, proprietor of the Kingfish Supermarket chain, bidding on human beings in what had formerly been New Orleans, the slaving capital of the Old South. But these weren't "slaves," --at least, according to the well-heeled men in white suits promenading the cages of Inferiors with their lady-friends and business colleagues. These were "indentured Infees," now sole property of the Clans and companies which purchased them. ORRA would no longer rent them out, using Cuba as a base of operation. Keeping so many Infees together was deemed to be to great a risk now, so it was now the responsibility of the individual companies and corporations to corral and lock away their Voidlings when not needed for shampoo testing, medical research, or general and varied menial hard labor. There was a second reason for this grand "close-out" sale by ORRA in the late 1930s to early 1940s, and that second reason was the looming prospect of millions of Inferiors currently awaiting conquering in South America. Most of North America's Inferior population had been killed by the Cleansing Month and by spaying and neutering subsequent generations to keep their numbers in check. One of the most desirable reasons for companies to buy, buy, buy during the "Great Inferior Fire Sale" at the dawn of the Pinnacle Future was that all Inferiors currently listed in the S.I.N. Number database spoke English. The South Americans would very much be a Spanish- and Portuguese-speaking lot, and ORRA would be needed to beat and whip understanding into the untold hordes of foreign prisoners.

    But for the every-day Yankee in the late 1930s and early 1940s, at least north of the Black Bliss Dustbowl, life was still looking decent. The Destiny Road still connected the country, free land and government contracts were still ripe for the picking in the young states of Old Canada and Old California, and Johnny Gamble's Confederation of the Carolinas continued to exist as a quaint escape from the everyday mundane lives of wartime America. In places like Barnumsburg or Boston, aside from occasional reports of the neighbor boy from down the street being "KIA" in South America, life was still moving along. The regional layout of the GAR made sure local Legions fought in their territory, so most northern units had yet to deploy in South America until they were slowly marched south in the 1940s as the war picked up steam. When Eduist Brazil joined the fray in 1938, following the collapse of Gran Colombia, massively expanding the area of operations, it was clear to all Americans that the war was far from over and many more of their sons and daughters would fall in combat before victory could be achieved.

    In Gran Colombia, the government was virtually nonexistent by late 1937, and Presidente Rolando Pliego was nowhere to be seen, possibly burned up by the Black Bliss and the Torchboys or perhaps lurking in a bunker somewhere hoping to live a few years on canned beans and boiled piss. The Gran Colombian parliament was, however, relocated to the much safer Peru. A military junta had been ruling Peru since the Lima Coup of 1891 and its subsequant 16-and-a-half purged generalissimos. For now, Juan Martin Freixa was the Atlas trying to keep the Neutrality Pact from falling, and his men seemed to have rallied around him in their noble crusade to prevent the eradication of their people, race, and history at the hands of the monstrous tyranny of the Republican Union. While Gran Colombia was a complete disaster and the forests were burning bright as day in the muggy southern nights, the Union was having far from a good time with the war, and hopes in Lima still focused on the idea that the Union could simply be exhausted and brought to terms. In a period of peace, Peru and what might remain of the the Pact could possibly lobby a foreign power to assist them in curtailing any further Yankee expansionism. The advent of the Great European Schism of 1934 made this feat more difficult, however, as roughly half the population of the Pact favored the Supercatholics, seeing them as an answer to Yankee fascism, and the other percentage favored the more moderate and modern Avignon Papacy and Caesar. Even in the face of complete destruction, Generalissimo Freixa worried that his Pact could eat itself through internal dissent caused by the divided papacy. Further complicating matters was Brazil's "People's Pope," the rabidly-charismatic Pope Stefano. Despite the fact that the Beutelists and the Pact had fought shadow wars against each other during the aftermath of the Great World War, the Pact was calling upon and receiving Brazilian military aide, first in the form of ships and weaponry, and later in the form of actual troops beginning in 1939.

    Brazil, operating under its bizarre Eduist philosophy, was now being ruled by Reynaldo Edu's successor and right-hand man, Tito Branco, an aging revolutionary with a full head of white hair. It was suspected by many that, in the event of his retirement or death, the new and wildly popular People's Pope Stefano would actually assume the mantle of emergency power and declare the country to be an Eduist theocracy, as none of Branco's adjutants seemed to hold a candle to Stefano's popularity. Gran Colombia would hold out till early 1937, thanks to the bravery and sacrifice of it citizens, and guerrillas would tough-out Black Bliss and forest fires to continually make life for Americans there a living hell. When the Colombian collapse was obviously near, Brazil's Eduist People's Army began to march west to meet their new Anglo-Saxon foe. Brazil was accomplishing an amazing amount of industry in the late 1930s, but industry in Brazil was not infinite, and they could not make bricks without straw or guns without steel. As resources dwindled, American bombing runs became more frequent, and the lack of trade partners in the era of three popes and near-total blockade by the Yankee Navy put them at a great disadvantage, it became clear to many Brazilians that they should prepare for a war of attrition armed with their wits and farm tools. Using bows, pitchforks, pistols and scythes, they readied themselves for the bloodbath the 1940s would bring.​

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    Australian troops share a moment with their American allies. Australia was the first member of the League to come to America's side, shipping out 20,000 Kanga volunteers to Panama in 1937. By 1949, almost 35,000 Australians had been killed in combat. Protector Alfred Hindmarsh passed away in 1938, with a general election in the Australian House of Common Welfare installing Wesley Rutherford as Protector, and it was Rutherford who would see out Manifest Climax to the end.

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    A Norwegian soldier in full kit in 1940. Norway would eventually change to a copy of the American uniform in 1942 to accommodate for the tropical conditions of South America, a far cry from Scandinavia. This included their weapons, which changed from old surplus Europan gear to modern Yankee guns. A total of 7,300 Norwegians would find themselves in an early grave by 1949.

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    Boys of the Carolinian Marine Corps a Neutie position sometime in 1942. The Vulture of the Confederation would lose the most troops in the conflict of any League member except America. By 1949, almost 100,000 Cokie boys and girls had given their all in the jungles and badlands of South America.


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    Soldiers of the West Germanian Army in tropical kit, circa 1943. West Germania would lose 16,000 sons to the conquest of New Zion.

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    The Mittelafrikan Reich was dealing with the aftermath of the Congo Sea Project and internal for most of Manifest Climax, but some men, like those pictured above, did go serve in South America.

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    Following the 1944 sale of Dutch Guiana, Dutchmen who did not return to the homeland or Dutch Indochina found ready employment with Beerensteyn Fortuneseekers, often known as the "Beerensteyn Bears" by their fellow fighters. Despite being rented soldiers fighting for pay, they were some of the most efficient and well-trained troopers of Manifest Climax. Many would remain in the old colony, which would become the foundation for the North Shore Development Area, sinking their profits into increasingly modern and urban homes and cities and finding ready employment as American corporations were given a free hand in the NSDA, sometimes colloquially called the "Nasdee."

    MAJOR CAMPAIGNS:

    In the decade-plus history of Operation Manifest Climax, the amount of battles, missions, and campaigns would be an overwhelming amount of information to take in. To help bring a greater understanding of the conflict to the reader, the following will be just eight of the most important and largest campaigns and battles of the war.​

    THE FIRST AND SECOND SACKS OF BOGOTA
    (League Victories)
    February 20, 1937 - April 20, 1937
    December 7, 1942 - December 18, 1942


    The First Sack of Bogota was, in no uncertain terms, the full rage of the wounded Republican Union bearing down on the first enemy capital in their direct path. Spearheaded by Fleetwood's battle-hardened, legendary 320th Cohort, the First Sacking was preceded by, at that time, the largest bombing run in human history. Uncaring of the fate of civilians, American formations were indiscriminately carpet-bombing the city of Bogota for 30 days and nights before the first ground forces went in on February 20, 1937. What followed was an orgy of bloodshed, looting, murder, and house-to-house fighting against the remaining defenders. Many soldiers reported feeling absolutely numb to it all, their fury over the "unprovoked" attack on Cuba and Panama sending them onward into the thickest urban fighting imaginable.

    Colombian troops and civilian volunteers hid in the rubble and wreckage of their once thriving city and gave the Yankee invaders absolute hell for well over a month. ORRA torchboys were summoned to the front to roast guerrillas out of the huge sewer system, which is where most of the Colombian troops were holed up, safe from the majority of the overhead bombing. Fleetwood himself set up a command post in the sewers and personally oversaw combat operations day-by-day. Despite their overwhelming force, including several large formations of landships and bulldozers, the Colombians inflicted 8,000 casualties on the Americans, making them pay dearly for every inch. However, Fleetwood famously said that for every American killed, he would kill ten Colombians. Surviving civilians from occupied territory were being marched into massive holding camps, where every day the "crimes" against America were read aloud, with the number of Americans slain. Every inmate had a number, and a lottery would decide which ones would be executed as retaliation.

    President Steele was wary of the huge numbers of civilians he had to deal with as prisoners, even without the ones regularly being culled by lottery, and by April ordered the general immolation of the populace by 75%, mostly of military age males or those with records of heavy resistance. If America's goal was to turn "New Zion," as South America was being christened, into a purged settlement area for Pinnacle Betters and veterans, like Mexico had been, the current residents would not be needed, and only served to bog down resources and manpower. Most historians consider the First Sack of Bogota the beginning of the Immolation of Gran Colombia. Presidente Rolando Pliego took most of his cabinet and escaped the city to flee into the jungle to southeast. He was never seen again. As mentioned earlier, the Parliament was relocated to Peru as a government-in-exile. Various military leaders would serve as central rulers of sort for the rest of the conflict, but no one else was appointed Presidente. Although he would remain on the ORRA and RUMP Most Wanted lists for a long time, Pliego was declared legally dead in 1973, following the discovery of an abandoned staff car in a swampy area of forest some 100 miles southeast of Bogota. The trunk contained the remains of Pliego's personal briefcases and records. No body was ever found.

    The Second Sack of Bogota occurred on orders of Jehohanan Holyfield, following an attempt on his life. He was serving as Occupied Territorial Governor at the time, deployed with his Pacifican Legion known as the "Holy Hellraisers," when a group of Colombian guerrillas armed with American weapons tried to ambush his motorcade on December 6, 1942. He was struck in the left arm, but it was a superficial wound. Holyfield got out of his car, drew his sidearm, and began leading a counter-assault against the Colombian gunmen, killing eight out of the ten. He ordered all detention facilities to begin a complete purge of their prisoner population until the two remaining gunmen surrendered themselves. Riots broke out at the camps, with several devolving into a full-on attempt to kill the guards and flee into the night. Unbeknownst to the rioting prisoners, ORRA units had been positioned by Holyfield, fearing just such a reaction. Torchboys approached the perimeters of the camps and opened up with their Liberty Torches. The few remaining inhabited zones of Bogota, which were fenced off and completely surrounded by Union perimeter checkpoints, erupted into violence and protests, with Holyfield gleefully sending in his boys to put them down. By the end of the Second Sack, over 95% of the population of Greater Bogota had been "emancipated from breathing," as Holyfield himself put it in his memoirs. This was how he earned his nickname, the "Butcher of Bogota," which the Porcelain Petrol Sheikh sported with twisted pride.

    Many have said that Holyfield always planned on turning Colombia into his personal fiefdom, long before he asked newly-minted President Chuck Oswald for permission to turn the former nation into Petroliana, though he never gave a sincere reply to this question when it was brought up. The few citizens who remained in Bogota and Colombia itself would find themselves either sold to disparate and sundry American megacorps, or turned into Holyfields personal slaves in Petroliana. Holyfield's personal security forces would police small walled communities of the those who survived, mostly women and children. Though they would continue to fight and die until the very end, the nation of Gran Colombia was utterly broken by the Sackings of Bogota and the failed, ignominious leadership of Pliego.​

    BATTLE OF BLANCO CASTLE
    (Neutrality Pact Victory)
    July 3, 1937 - July 5, 1937


    The Battle of Blanco Castle occurred in the Venezuelan region of Gran Colombia on July 3 - 5, 1937. Part of a massive operation by multiple legions spearheaded by Legate General Stanley Whitehead, it would see Whitehead become the first American general officer to be fired during Manifest Climax. The Legate General was trying to link up with Navy and Marine units taking Caracas and Valencia to the northeast, but heard that the town of San Carlos (on the pathway there) was home to a beautiful castle built in the 1600s by Spanish conquistadors. Determined to take the "castle" as a command center, he ordered a small portion of his troops into the village to occupy it. He was blissfully unaware that a huge Neutrality Pact army was moving through San Carlos, and the two awkwardly met in the center of town, staring at each other in horror before exchanging fire.

    The "castle" was, in fact, a single-story colonial relic that was crumbling at the foundations. Whitehead did not know this and his orders were to take the "castle," at whatever cost. To the north, the majority of his army came under attack by the rest of the Neutie forces, ambushing them from the foliage and foxholes. While this larger bulk of his force held out against savage assault, the men in the town were falling back in retreat. Focused on a glorious photo-op inside this presumed "estate," Whitehead ordered his men outside the town to fall back and regroup for an all-out assault on the town. This resulted in hundreds of his men being shot in the back by Neutie troops and initiated a total route, the first failed ground battle of the war for the Union. Whitehead was unable to reform his units until the late hours of the 5th, when the "Eightballs" of the 8th ORRA arrived and their commander, Giles Franklin, ordered his men to start pointing their guns at the Army boys running their direction. Instead, the still-terrified soldiers running through the night thought the ORRA officers were Neuties, and they opened fire on their fellow Americans. Over two hundred casualties were chalked up before order was restored and Whitehead's men realized their horrible mistake.

    Blanco Castle was a horrific failure by Whitehead, and Franklin was ordered by the War Council to remove him from duty for incompetence. Franklin took command of the Army units present and phoned in for an airstrike. San Carlos and the precious "castle" were wiped out on the 9th, but most of the town and its valuables and equipment had been evacuated by this point, as an airstrike was an obvious and predictable solution. The Neutrality propaganda machine used the Battle of Blanco Castle as a morale-booster and punchline to keep people in fighting spirit in the wake of the First Sack of Bogota. In retaliation for Bogota, two hundred captured American servicemen were executed on the 10th, their bodies hanged from trees along the road to Valencia.​

    THE CARACAS CAMPAIGN
    (League victory)
    July 14, 1937 - January 10, 1939


    The Caracas Campaign saw some of the bloodiest fighting of the war until the Peacemakers were dropped. Even with the capital fallen in the west, the Colombians fought on to defend their valuable northern coast. Despite months upon months of bombing raids and shelling by the Union Navy, Caracas and the surrounding region refused to open up for a Yankee invasion. The Blanco Castle misadventure to the south had only aided in their grim resolve to withstand the daily barrages and bombing runs. At last, Marine General Meriwether Lewis Camp led an amphibious assault of the port at Catia La Mar on June 14, 1937, with landing boats being met with entrenched grinder nests, mowing down his boys as their gangplanks went down and they poured out. It took over ten hours of brutal fighting to take control of just the docks. General Camp personally led a third wave of assault troops, riding a Potbelly landship, and this proved to be the morale-booster everyone needed to press on. By nightfall of the 16th, Catia La Mar was under American control.

    Thanks to the disaster at Blanco Castle, a huge Neutie army was able to field considerable amounts of artillery and heavy guns against their invaders from the southwest. Even though the 8th ORRA was coming up from behind, they helped make life in Catia La Mar a living hell. Daily artillery strikes hit American marines and sailors, and frequent run-and-gun assaults on the Yankee perimeter made the outskirts of the port town a nightmarish no-mans-land, pocked and cratered by both sides and the bodies bloating in the tropical Caribbean heat.

    Camp would lead an ultimately successful campaign to take Caracas, but it wasn't until January of 1940 that Caracas totally fell. Caracas saw absolutely hellish fighting and was one of the best showings for Colombian troops during the war, but it was still an inevitable American victory. Caracas saw much the same treatment as Bogota, but most of its populace knew about what happened in their capitol and thus kept low and quiet, burning anything of value inside the city they couldn't carry. Camp would become the first Marine General the first high-ranking officer to die in the war, shot through the forehead by a Colombian sniper known as the "Tropic Viper" by American troops. Even with the assassination, the cause was lost for the Colombians. By late 1939, virtually all resistance in the region was pacified and the surviving civilians packed up and moved into camps.​

    THE BATTLE OF PORT RECALL
    (League victory)
    August 2, 1942


    A similar amphibious assault was to occur at what the Americans called Port Recall, on the northern coast of Peru. By the summer of 1942, the Peruvian Armed Forces were stretched extremely thin and collapse was inevitable, but they were determined, just as their brethren at Caracas, to make the Yankees pay for every foot of soil conquered. Jehohanan Holyfield, as commander of the Pacifican Legion, would lead his first assault here, in the deadliest American landing of the war. Over 7,000 men lost their lives in just fifteen hours, entire landing boats dashed against the rocks and riddled with bullets.

    Thanks in part to Holyfield's fearless and near-suicidal leadership, the Americans would carry the day by nightfall, but the losses were so great that it crippled the attack from any further progress beyond holding the beach for a good month, the Pacifican Legion licking their wounds as Aeroforce planes provided cover. Port Recall would see the highest number of American planes downed in a single engagement during the war. Over 140 planes were shot down. One Peruvian survivor said the AA guns fired until they were completely out of ammunition and had no choice but to fall back.​

    THE BATTLE OF LA PARAGUA
    (Neutrality Pact Victory)
    May 4 - 7, 1943


    The Battle of La Paragua would be the last pitched battle fought on Colombian soil in history. Led by the future Supreme Marshal Brigham John Barnes, then General of Legion X, the Americans found themselves outnumbered and outgunned, not to mentioned half-starved and exhausted. Barnes was personally ordered by Supreme Marshal Ashton to take La Paragua, but Barnes protested, saying that his men needed backup, refueling, and ammunition, and that half of his landships were broken down. To top it off, an outbreak of Yellow Fever was sweeping the men and Black Bliss ash was slowly poisoning them. Nevertheless, Ashton ordered Barnes to assault the city.

    It was a disaster. The exhausted and sickly Americans tried their best but kept being repulsed by the Neutie defenses. When Barnes reported the failure to Ashton on May 5, the day after the first assault, Ashton infamously ordered "not one step back." "Not one step back?" Barnes queried. "My men are basically crawling. We are getting hammered down here and we need to tactically withdraw and regroup. We'll win this another day by living to fight another day." Ashton threatened to court martial Barnes if the attack didn't continue. Over 12,000 men would be killed or wounded, totally crippling Legion X for over a year. At several points, the Yankees pushed the Neuties back, only to find themselves staring down Brazilian landships. Even with Holyfield-produced Holyfire raining down like sticky lava rain, the Brazilians refused to allow La Paragua to fall. They suffered 8,000 casualties themselves, but it was a severe loss for the Americans and drove Barnes to hate Ashton, and he would one day be Chuck Oswald's choice to succeed him as Supreme Marshal.

    La Paragua would eventually be the target of a nuclear attack. On September 1, 1945, the Aeroforce was able to get a formation through heavy flak and dropped a Peacemaker dubbed "Chubby Sal" onto the fortified city, incinerating five square miles of densely populated urban landscape. Ammo and fuel depots also went up in a chain reaction. In a flash, men, women, and children were turned into shadows in the blinding blink of an eye. Though this resulted in a Union victory and occupation, there was barely anything left to occupy. The nuking of La Paragua was the turning point in the war for Brazil, and saw them evacuate to behind their own borders. The rest of Operation Manifest Climax would slowly see the Brazilians be pushed farther and farther back.​

    THE NUKING OF RIO/PEACEMAKER'S LIGHT
    (League Victory)
    (July 4, 1945)
    (July 5, 1945)
    (July 6, 1945)
    (July 4, 1946)
    (July 4, 1947)
    (July 4, 1948)
    (July 4, 1949)


    Following the first successful test of a nuclear device by America on February 1, 1943, in Miskatonic, Joe Steele knew he wanted to use the "Gift from Jev" to utterly destroy the Neutrality Pact government once and for all. After a long-time plan to force the various leaders of the Pact into Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, July 4, 1945, was the special day that Steele had longed for. Almost all the top-ranking officials of the Pact were in town for a strategy meeting in a fortified bunker in the heart of Rio. America had been flying sorties almost daily for two years by this point, so when a few Aeroforce planes breached the airspace, it wasn't unexpected or unusual. Thinking themselves safe in their bunker complex, the leadership of the Pact let their AA guns greet the Americans and casually waited for the planes to turn around. Instead, a nuclear bomb was dropped, incinerating those exposed to the blast and cooking the Pact brass like popcorn inside their shelter.

    Over the next two days, three more Peacemakers were dropped, killing an estimated 500,000 people. Downtown Rio was completely gone, dust in the wind, and radiation and contamination spread like wildfire into the surrounding areas. The bombs had been built to be as dirty as possible, as Steele wanted the city to be erased from history, an example to all who defied his power and the Stars and Stripes. The next year, on the one-year anniversary of the attack, more nukes were dropped. Operation Happy Birthday, due to it falling on July 4th, would continue every year until 1950, an annual nuking of Rio that rendered it completely uninhabitable. Radiation levels would not go down for fifteen years, and the entire ecosystem was annihilated. By 1950, over twenty Peacemakers of various sizes had been detonated in the area, turning the once thriving Eduist port city into a crater, a ghastly shell full of death and despair, a virtual testing ground for NUSA's Office of Atomic Matters (OAM) to study the side effects of nuclear war. Even in the 1970s, Rio was still a horrendously unsafe place to venture to, only populated by lead-lined barracks and shelters. It would eventually become known as "Peacemaker's Light."​

    THE FALL OF THE PACT
    (1948-49)


    The final two years of Operation Manifest Climax would see the total collapse of anything resembling organized resistance to the Union invasion. While plenty of guerrillas and army remnants were giving the Yankees hell, there was precious little communication between the post-apocalyptic city-states the Pact had become. President Oswald was trying to put a fresh new face on things and was preparing to unveil Operation Enduring Climax to the American people in time for the Declaration of the Reformed Republic (NUSA), and he was fine with protracted engagements as long as the enemy leadership was decapitated. While manhunts were underway for the People's Pope, Stefano, and a few surviving Neutie commanders, most people were looting and stealing from other Inferiors just to survive, or worse yet, actually fighting each other, every man for himself. This was the first example since Rome of a total societal collapse and breakdown on such an epic scale.

    New Zion was now contaminated by blood, radiation, chemical and biological weapons, and unexploded ordinance. Packs of tribal hunter-gatherers roamed the jungles and the Pampas, trying just to survive and make life for occupation troops as terrible as possible. At the beginning of the war, Steele had promised soil and homesteads for those who would fight, but now Oswald's government was quite aware that the southern half of New Zion was a dangerous, medieval wasteland, and so the Office of Veteran Affairs (OVA) made up excuse after excuse to not allow settlement anywhere near there. Though huge new territories were formed from the occupied lands, most of them were marked off as "Quarantine Zones," which they said would open up for settlement in the "indefinite near future" when the effects of nuclear and chemical weapons dissipated. Instead, many of these areas were sold wholesale to corporations who agreed to provide private security and paramilitary forces to hold the soil. Many veterans were offered homesteads in the states of Custeria and Hudson, in Old Canada, in exchange for the promised tropical paradise homes in New Zion. As the years drew on, many frustrated veterans began to protest and grumble about the "fat cats in the Clans" dividing up the territories. The Clans hadn't fought the war, they thought, so why were they getting first dibs? Some even grew so bold as to say that they though the Quarantine Zones weren't actually contaminated at all, but were quite fully livable and safe, but it was obviously more profitable for the government to sell to the Clans than to dispense homesteads to veterans. This problem would never go away and was an incredibly tight rope for the Oswald administration to walk.

    In reality, there were still very much active groups of guerrillas and freedom fighters in the Quarantine Zones, because the war for New Zion was always unwinnable. The NUSA government announced "Black Flag Seasons" would be active into the 1970s, a way for the government to say they were "culling the Infee population," without it seeming like they were still fighting Joe Steele's ego war for forty years. Manifest Climax was swapped out for Enduring Climax. The Army was swapped out for mercenaries and corporate troops, keeping the casualties out of the headlines. Black Flag Seasons would become an annual bloodsport, televised to American homes every year. The palms of the military-industrial complex would stay greased, their CEOs would stay fat, and Oswald would get to look like a victor. It was an infinite loop of money, weapons, and manpower, kept on the down-low outside of Black Flag Season. Instead of free homesteads, the Clans would offer veterans a "soldier's discount," on behalf of a "grateful nation," and former troops had to buy their cookie-cutter, mail-order houses. Making matters even worse, ORRA veterans were largely untouched by the problems of the lower-class G.I.s, with the "Boys in Blue and Khaki" being offered palatial estates and expansive, lucrative ranches. RUMP vets received the worst treatment of all. Only 10% of RUMP combat vets of Manifest Climax would receive their promised real estate, compared to 25% of the Army and Navy.

    The Grand Army and RUMP would not forget this slight. An entire generation had marched to the beat of war drums for the glory of the god, country, and president, and were promised rewards that never came. Many GAR vets would become the backbone of the "Steelist" movement within the Manifest Destiny Party, while their children and younger generations would be known as "Pinnies," devout acolytes of Oswald. To the average Steelist vet, Joe Steele promised them soil, and he would have made sure they got soil. Joe Steele was, to them, a down-to-earth man who would have made good on his promises, while Oswald was more concerned with his business buddies and keeping the bloated, gargantuan economy from imploding. For the first time in well over a century, America was about to experience what it was like to have more than one political party, even if they were just opposite wings of the MDP. The Pinnacle Future was off to an interesting start.​
     
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    THE FIRST DRAFT OF GRAHAM'S VISIT TO UNDERZION

  • THE FIRST DRAFT OF GRAHAM'S VISIT TO UNDERZION
    AS DICTATED TO THE APOSTLE ANDREW BY THE SECOND PROPHET


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    FORWARD

    During the week-long search for Graham, thousands upon thousands of men and women worked around the clock to find the vanished pastor. When a disheartened Andrew retired to a cabin near the pier at the end of the seventh day, he had no idea his vanished friend was about to reappear and bang loudly on his door. Graham was gaunt, soaked, and in an ecstatic state. Before even eating or drinking, the Cokie expatriate ordered Andrew to get a typewriter from the trunk of the 1945 Himmler & Hess Roadfuhrer outside so he could dictate a "cosmic revelation that will change the world forever." The following text constitutes but a mere portion of the First Draft the Prophet Graham dictated to the Apostle Andrew following the Seven Day Voyage to Underzion.

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    I, William Graham, an ordained minister of the American Fundamentalist Church and a devout servant of Jev Almighty, did this day, the Fourth of July, 1948, ascend from the mystical and fantastical realm of Underzion. Seven days ago, I was sailing the waters around Martha's Vineyard in my personal yacht, singing praises and imbibing of the Fruits of the Spirit, when a divine force, as if the sea itself were made of thousands of writhing hands, dragged me overboard and into the moist, inky depths. Floating amidst the cold darkness, I felt fear and dread, certain I was about to take my final breath. Then a female voice did speak to me, a voice more melodious and lovely than any that could be imagined, and it said, "Be not afraid, for thou hast been chosen for a glorious cause." I took a breath, full of faith that Jev would secure me, and I found that I was now enveloped in a bubble of pure oxygen. I felt nothing, weightless in the dark. And then a flash blinded me, inexplicable in its origin and as though it came from the inside of my skull. It then felt as if something was pulling me down, first slowly, and then faster and faster until I was surely going as fast as a torpedo.

    I opened my eyes again and beheld the most lovely, strong, and Pinnacle woman I have ever seen. Her hair was like a crown of silk, each strand writhing and undulating in the water. Her eyes spoke for themselves a message of love and purity, but also incredible strength and wisdom. Her skin shone like diamonds in the sun, despite no natural or artificial light reaching us in these black depths. She was naked but for a simple tunic of golden fabric unlike anything I have ever seen. Her shins and forearms were covered by ancient golden armor, engraved with Enochian sigils older than time itself. A pair of golden sandals rested on Her feet, and on Her head was a tiara of some unknown element, indescribable in its beauty and magnificence. She touched Her hand to my cheek as we floated in oblivion, and amidst such infernal cold I felt warmth, and all panic and fear subsided. I knew then as I know now that She was God the Mother, Asherah. I knew then as I know now that Jev the Father, Asherah the Mother, and Christ the Son make up the Holy Ghost, the Trinity of Divinity. I knew then as I know now that I am a vessel of the Holy Ghost, chosen to deliver Holy Prophecy to Jev's Chosen People, the New Jerusalem.

    She smiled at me, knowing my whole soul and spirit for what it was, and at last She told me what I already knew. "William Graham, thou American son of Caroline, thou rider of the Sootstorm, thou Defenestrator of Metropolis, thou Servant of Jev, I carry glad tidings to you, for you have been chosen as the Second Prophet of Manifest Destiny in these, the Last Days of the Kingdoms of Man. A great battle and struggle is coming, far greater than any in the history of the Earth, and it shall be with thy words in the hearts of millions that the New Jerusalem will reign for one thousand years. A cornucopia of plenty is being loosed on Jev's faithful, and in this era, an era before Tribulation, thou shalt spread the Word of Warning and the Message of Love. For many are the Gifts of the Holy Ghost, but the greatest of these is Love. Come and see that which I shall show you in the realm of Underzion, deep within the bowels of the Earth."

    So it was said, and together we seemed to plummet once more through an inky, black abyss of nothingness. And then there was stillness, the world inverted, and a bright light seemed to spin all about me. I felt the hand of Asherah take me by the collar of my shirt and pull me out of the water, gasping and spluttering, and heave me with her great strength onto a beach of pink sand. I laid there on my back, stunned and stupefied, unable to grasp the magnitude of what I beheld. I blinked and blinked and blinked, as if it were all a dream, but God the Mother stood above me, looking down with a loving smile. "William Graham, welcome to the Pinnacle Realm of Underzion, where I, the Goddess of Love, have spent countless eon since the Creation of Man defending my children against the forces and wiles of the Evil One. You rest on the shores of the Beach of Blood, its sands colored by the blood I have shed in defense of Underzion, the only standing between the Kingdoms of Man and the forces of the Pit."

    She extended her hand and helped me stand on my shaking feet. Although it appeared to be daylight, we were clearly inside a vast cavern, mighty stalactites and formations hanging overhead. To the north stood the Pinnacle City. Great were the towers and buttresses, incomprehensible and sublime, and its crenelations of great width and shape. The central white spire of the city rose almost five miles to the roof of the cavern, and on the churchly top rested an enormous golden orb, brighter than any torch or light bulb man has ever created or seen. Ten rays jutted out of the orb, and the lighting of the entire realm was clearly produced by the thing. Asherah told me this was the Sunburst of Love, fueled by the purity and love of the Holy Ghost for all Creation. Many eons ago, God the Mother had forged the Sunburst from the tear that Jev shed when Man fell in the Garden, the First Fluid, and into this tear She put her essence and will. If this light were to ever be overtaken by the forces of the Pit, darkness would prevail, the forces of evil would cover the Earth, and Lucifer would reign in Heaven. But so long as the true-hearted worshiped and gave praise to the Creator, so too would the Sunburst of Love protect man from the sinister forces of Satan.

    Asherah, God the Mother, told me this central spire was called the Lighthouse. And within the Lighthouse sat Adam himself, the Allfather, who in his original sin doomed countless millions. Adam's pain and guilt was so overwhelming that he was the Keeper of the Lighthouse, Commander of the Guard, standing vigil eternally as the last line of defense should the forces of the Pit ever take the Pinnacle City. In a scabbard of red leather he carried a broadsword, made of wood stronger than any steel, for it was forged from the Tree of Good and Evil. Adam's wife Eve, the Allmother, occupied the great central palace as the Matron of the Feast Hall of the Martyrs, wherein all those who gave their lives in defense of the Holy Ghost and the New Jerusalem dine and celebrate together and enjoy the company of beautiful Angels. Here the beer flows like a roaring golden tide and hundreds of spits roast thousands of creatures, otherworldy animals whose meat was like warm butter and the flavor was far superior to any that could be imagined on Earth's surface. Patriot-Saint Custer serves as the Huntmaster of Underzion, leading ghostly riders out onto the Eastern Plains and Blood Forests behind the Pinnacle City, where enormous creatures of Hollow Earth roam free and plentiful. He did not pass in battle, but he has chosen to descend from Heaven and lead his faithful boys in the Final War.

    In the colossal Feast Hall, the earliest martyrs burned by the Papists drank with the countless boys who fell in South America, and all were of good cheer and adorned in magnificent robes and golden armor, covered in Enochian warding. All who fall in glorious battle for the New Jerusalem or at the hands of persecution would spend their days until the End of Time here, celebrating and feasting and then joining battle against the Forces of the Pit on the Fields of Blood. No greater honor there is than to be martyred for the New Jerusalem, and no greater and more glorious reward awaits than the spirit of a fallen troop in the Kingdom of Jev. Do not mourn those who fall, for they give their life for the Final Victory that is to come. The Allmother comforts and nourishes them, where their own mothers cannot. The Holy Draft served there is brewed from the Fluidal Moat that surrounds the city, golden waters that reflect that glory of the Sunburst, over which no creature of Hell can cross.

    The Fields of Blood were plains of grain and grasses the colors of the most beautiful and resplendent New England fall that could be imagined, and the soil thereof was red, stained with the blood of all who fought there. Since the Fall of Lucifer from Heaven, God the Mother and Her Battle Angels, Amazonian in size and appearance, drove off the legions of Hellspawn. With Her Battle Angels reinforced by the Martyrs, no attack could ever succeed, although it often seemed it would. The prayers and dedication of those yet living and the strength and hardiness of the Martyrs made the victory of Evil impossible. So long as Love reigned supreme, not one Daemoniac could ever step foot in the Lighthouse of Underzion. Like in the Blood Forests of the East, huge white trees stood tall, adorned with blue leaves, and the wood of these trees was red and formed the basis of the construction all about the Pinnacle City.

    Asherah placed Her strong fingers against my chest, spoke a few words of Enochian, and suddenly I found myself donning the warded Full Armor of Jev. "Whilst here, thou are not among the Martyrs, nor are thee among the living, nor can thee be killed. But just as all here, thou can be injured. Those that suffer are brought to the Feast Hall to recover their Fluids, but so long as thou follow in my wake, I shall protect thee from all harm. The Forces of Evil are mounting a great offensive, just as in the world above, but both shall fail. But they shall not fail through our inaction, but through our swift, violent, and decisive counter-offensive. We are amassing troops to stand against their next assault. This will be the final push by Lucifer to take the Pinnacle City before the Return of the Patriot-Saints above. I want thee to bear witness to this, so thou can restore the name of God the Mother, Asherah, above, and the Chosen People can worship the True Trinity in glory and love. Only after this message has been spread can the prophecies be fulfilled. Come and see. The Forces of Evil are thirsting for our blades."

    At this, a gleaming blade of silver and gold appeared in my hands. Together, the Lady and I strode out to meet these forces of Baal. All about us were the Battle Angels, of immense size and exceeding svelte nature, and these beings were battered and wounded. And I asked of them, "Why for dost thou lay wounded? Surely these daemoniac foes are no match for such grace, power, and shapely form." And the Lady of the Vineyard spoke for them and said, "Yea, we are indeed worn thin, soaked in the blood and fluids of glorious eternal war. But the time has almost come for the Reckoning. The Son Himself did cometh through these lands after His victory over death, to withdraw the sinners from Hell who knew Him not, by no error of their own but time and place before He came the first. He shall Return soon, and all shall be set right, and the Pinnacle King shall rule from Heaven, the Trinity, Father, Mother, and Son, with the Prophet Burr to Their Right, and verily, you, at Their Left."

    The final offensive from the Pit was clearly underway. From a gaping chasm at the edge of the Fields of Blood spewed forth thousands, maybe millions, of debauched and withered beings, their souls and auras black and miserable, their very essence chained to Baal, to Satan, the Morning Star, and under his vile command they surged forward. Massive creatures resembled flying worms buzzed overhead--harpees scouting out the Fields and eyeing the battered ranks of the Battle Angels. Most fearsome and dreadful of all came the monoliths, huge vertical pillars of flesh, with great pulsing veins and shuddering and shaking with the pains and screams of the anguished. The monoliths were forged in the Pit from the souls of traitors and nonbelievers, those whose Pinnacle breeding allowed them safe entrance to the Kingdom of the Trinity, yet whose pride, hubris and doubt sunk them to Sheol. The monoliths were pulled by enormous titans with blackened flesh and huge horns, and the Lady informed me these were archdemons, commanders of Hell's legions. The monoliths were forged by the commanders as enormous battering rams of a sort, intended to penetrate and violate the pristine walls of Underzion with the weight, sorrow, and girth of a million lost souls. If these sad creatures could reach the walls, they could serve as bridges for the evil legions to cross the Fluidal Moat.

    Shadows from these colossal entities blackened parts of the gleaming Pinnacle City, and defenders on the walls prepared huge spear-throwing crossbows, each spear forged of gold and covered in Enochian, and great scribes and preachers who died through time for their belief stood upon the walls, shouting great Enochian spells that visibly flew through the air and detonated with great force and vehemence upon the legions of daemoniacs. But still the monoliths and archdemons pushed on, undeterred, crawling and writhing over the piles of the slain. I cried out to Asherah and asked Her how could these creatures grow so close to the walls of the Pinnacle City, if, through man's pride and arrogance above, there was no longer enough energy to sustain the Sunburst, and if the Pinnacle City would be sacked by the vile hordes. "Have faith," She told me, "For Father Abe shall turn the tide of this engagement. He is the mightiest warrior in the Feast Hall. Look to the gates of the Pinnacle City, and thou shalt see the coming of the Patriot-Saint as a cloud of glory, thunder, and might. No man since Samson has been blessed with such raw physical power. Many Battle Angels' loins have been blessed by the ample Rod of Abraham, and many demons have been cast down by his Axe. Look now and see it so! Come forth, Abraham! Let them see your righteous power, Father Abe!"

    The gates of the Pinnacle City, which were fully two-hundred feet high and half as wide across, swung open with the rattling of great ancient machinery, and on a drawbridge over a moat of golden fluid came an incredibly tall man, his physical form near divine and remedied of any earthly flaw. On his chin was a majestic beard and in his right hands was an axe of silver and gold. He wore a suit of armor, gleaming and shining in the light of the Sunburst, and on his chest was a tunic displaying a ten-pointed star, a representation of the same light. The forces of the Pit suddenly stopped in their tracks, their hooves stamping the ground and their nostrils flaring in rage and fear of what was to come. From a slow pace to a great sprint came Father Abe, axe raised overhead. In a matter of moments, this superhuman Lincoln dashed across the Field of Blood, red soil and dust kicking up behind him. The first Monolith in his path let out an unimaginable and terrifying cacophony of howls and screams, its veins protruding like enormous purple vines all over its great body. Within seconds, Father Abe had smashed through the dense flesh of the compacted, forsaken souls and out the other side, leaving a seven foot hole in the base of the thing from which poured black blood that reeked of sulfur and rot. Next he scrabbled up the back of the thing as it continued to howl and used the axe as a climbing pick, punching craters in the things the whole time he ascended until at last he reached the monster's zenith. From above he chanted in Enochian, raised his weapon, and struck it clean down the middle with the speed of a mighty missile. The tower of flesh collapsed into two pieces, like a sausage split in twain, crushing an archdemon. Abe's bloody axe pounded the ground with such strength that the entire Field of Blood shook with its power.

    And as we battled daemoniacs and harpees, She showed me the forgotten ways of Primordial Zion, of love and Pinnacle nature, and she spoketh to me in soft tones in the midst of the blood, the screaming, and the gore of the disgusting enemies of the Trinity flung about. On a corpsepile of dismembered and flayed eldritch creatures of Baal did She embrace me, proclaiming, "Tell them, Graham, tell the people Above of the True Trinity. Tell them of the spirits in Heaven waiting to be born, waiting to do battle for the New Jerusalem. Tell, oh, Prophet, to spread their Pinnacle Seed, yea, for to impregnate the loins of Pinnacle Women is the highest duty of the Pinnacle Man. Tremble, oh, Earth, tremble oh, Universe, for the Second Prophet of Destiny has arrived, and his name is Graham. Yea, for you shall lead your people through the End, the rebirth of the One, and the Return of the Patriot-Saints of yore, and the New Jerusalem shall stand as a shining city on a hill, the Ark of the Covenant between Jev and His Chosen Starry Land. Great shall be the name of Graham in the Halls of Jev on High, great will be thy works, great will be thy words. Thy shall speak and it shall be Pinnacle Truth. Foolish is he who shall not listen to thee and take heed. Rejoice, oh Earth, for the time draws near for the Final Battle, when the sky will turn black as sackcloth and the enemies of Destiny Manifest shall be turned like unto pillars of salt."

    She instructed me the in the forgotten ways of Solomon, who knew of Asherah, and told me how wicked and vile servants of Evil did tear down Her altars and silence Her worshipers. For the Wife of God has been hidden away from us, by those seeking to prevent Manifest Destiny of the Pinnacle Man, for only through the Holy Spirit Eternal, the Trinity of Father, Mother, and Son, and Their Prophets, can the glorious New Kingdom arrive. But She did not sit idly by. For thousands upon thousands of years, though they pass as but days to Her, She has been striking Her sword against the forces of the Devil like a hammer against an anvil, keeping evil from this world. For though the Earth be plagued with vice and sin and mockeries of Jev's Creation, protect us from far greater evils did She, the Lady of the Vineyard, the Holy Asherah. But the time draws near, when the Gates of Pandemonium will swing wide, and the End of Time, and the reign of the Eternal Pinnacle Kingdom, the Ark of the American Covenant, shall begin for a hundred and ten score years. I say unto you, put on the Full Armor of Jev, and doubt not, no matter the width or narrowness of the path ahead, for our Final Victory is Promised. As Above, So Below. Amen.

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    The days after Graham's "revelations" were pure chaos. No one could explain how Graham managed to not be found for a full week. The preacher shaved and washed the next morning and told Andrew that they were to spread the word of Asherah and the True Trinity. As the sun rose on the 5th of July, 1948, Graham first referred to himself as the Second Prophet to the onlooking crowds of search and rescue personnel. While some jeered it as idolatry, many others viewed it as supernatural truth. Graham began baptizing and ministering to them, blessing them in the name of the Lady of the Vineyard. Citizens from the nearby towns and villages began to arrive, turning it into almost a carnival atmosphere. Reporters from all the major papers were next on the scene, snapping pictures of the gyrating, tongue-speaking revival. Over the the next month, Graham conducted his "Blessed Long March for Massachusetts," visiting all the major cities in the state.

    Benjamin Franklin Robinson said in the July 7th edition of America's longest-running paper, The Innsmouth Observer:

    "The circumstances of Rev. Graham's disappearance are inexplicable and this humble reporter in unable to rationally explain where the man was for the past week. The famed "People's Pastor" is no-doubt charismatic and affable, and only time will tell what the Church has to say about this sometimes troublesome--yet always popular--young minister."

    Edward "Eddy" Thompson, of The Boston Tribune, remarked the following week:

    "'Blasphemer!' cry some. 'Unclean spirit!' shout others. But in the aftermath of the so-called 'Seven Day Voyage' of the populist minister William Graham to the fantastical and mystical realm of Underzion, where Jev's supposed wife, her horde of buxom angels, and the legions of the fallen do unending battle with demons and ghouls, no one can claim Graham isn't scratching an itch that many find comforting and reassuring. Hundreds of people have begun following him across Massachusetts, proclaiming his miracles and visions as divine and that he is the direct successor of the Prophet Burr, MHRIP. If this young supposed prophet's words continue to find eager ears, the Tobias Institute will no-doubt be pushed into a public response. This writer ponders whether or not this movement will shine like the Lighthouse Sunburst or flicker and fade like so many movements and cults of the past."

    While William Coomer, of The Salem Pilgrim, wrote:

    "Massachusetts has become the breeding ground of a new Great Awakening. Full of fire, full of vigor, and adoration for a supposed 'female concubine of Jev,' thousands are flocking to see the words of charismatic pastor William Graham, a Carolinian native known for his heroics during the Starry Wisdom Revolt in New Canaan. RUMP forces have been arriving by the bus-load to maintain the peace between these acolytes and those who deem Graham's words the highest blasphemy. Not since the Prophet Burr, MHRIP, has someone attempted to add to the canon of Fundamentalism, but both the Blind Christian Gentleman and the Reverend-Colonel Lovecraft have remarked in several official documents that they foresee and anticipate a Second Prophet during the Last Days. This stunning turn of events has a people drained emotionally and physically by the great cost of victory in the South finding rekindled fervor and purpose in their every day lives. Graham has long-championed his Doctrine of Universal Martyrdom, wherein any who perish in the name of the Glorious Cause of Manifest Destiny attain special status in the afterlife and all sins are forgiven as a matter of course, but now he reveals the supposed reward of those fallen heroes: an eons-old warrior's paradise, full of beautiful angels, rivers of lager, and the honor of fighting side-by-side their dead brothers and sisters against the forces of Hell."

    When Graham visited Benedict Arnold University of Boston on July 23, a full-on riot erupted between pro- and anti-Grahamist students, resulting in five deaths. To supplement RUMP forces already on the scene, ORRA arrived and cracked down hard. Tear gas was deployed on both factions and both Graham and the Apostle Andrew were arrested by AFC Zealots under command of Rev-Col. Lovecraft. They were to be taken to the Tobias Institute to either determine the nature of the "revelations" or be convicted of heresy. When the Zealots cuffed the Second Prophet, a smiling Graham told his persecutor:​

    "I understand, brother, I understand. You are merely fulfilling prophecy. May the love of the Lady of the Vineyard follow you, and should you fall in service to our country, may the lager of the Feast Hall quench your thirst. She loves you, brother! She loves you!"

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    INSIDE THE OWL'S COURT: THE TRIUMPH OF THE FOURTH WAVE
  • I will add even more illustrations and pictures of Wawro and Biserka tomorrow! Until then, enjoy!

    INSIDE THE OWL'S COURT:
    THE TRIUMPH OF THE FOURTH WAVE

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    Cover of the first edition (1958) of "John Q. Public's" book


    When the Illuminist People's Republic of Russia sought out a mere peasant girl from Tunguska, of the West Siberian Governorate, to take leadership of a newly establish "Agency of Phenomena" in 1945, many in the Western World thought the entire scheme to be beyond mad. The establishment of the Agency of Phenomena (Agentstvo Fenomenov in Russian) was a direct response to the building New Age "post-religious" movement inside Russia, as well the popularity of the theories and writings of both Polish extraterrestrial enthusiast Waldemar Wawro and his Russian counterpart, the warrior-philosopher Vadim Maximovich. Maximovich had, throughout the course of the late 1930s and early 1940s, built a substantial movement which he described as "Fourth Wave Illuminism," stemming from the waves he made with his publishing of The Fourth Stigmata in 1923. The first wave had been led by Knigge, the second by Nietzsche, and the third and most recent by Otto Werner, according to Fourth Wave supporters.

    As can be imagined, the way in which he seemed to phrase Otto Werner as leader of a Third Wave, in the past sense, sent the aging German-Jewish Illuminist Grandmaster into a rage. Despite the declarations of equality which had so often turned people to Illuminist thought, Werner was considered by most to be the fully-acknowledged leader of the entire Illuminist experiment. This was just fine with the bespectacled Prussian, as he also considered himself the fully-acknowledged leader of the entire Illuminist experiment, in the most humble meaning of the phrase possible. But with the dawn of the 1940s, as Werner hit his late 70s, clamor for a new Grandmaster had begun. The "Old Man of the Areopagus" was busy most of his days resting, fighting a long and final battle with intestinal cancer, but he tried to continue urging the movement on and shoring up the European borders, as the New Holy Roman Empire was quite maliciously busy with its Balkan Crusade. So focused was he, in fact, that what he called the "Promethean Heresy" seemed to creep up out of nowhere in his final years as a true force to be reckoned with.
    A SPECIAL LITTLE GIRL
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    Trees leveled by the 1908 Tunguska Event

    The peasant girl mentioned earlier from Tunguska was a rather unique individual. In 1908, a massive meteor impact hit the region of her birth, resulting in the largest natural explosion in recorded history. Despite the focus of the world being mostly on the impending outbreak of the Great World War, this event made headlines as far as Capetown, Kissimmee, and Rio. Many mystics, including the Blind Christian Gentleman, heralded it to be the sign of the End Times, the Wormwood of Biblical lore. Even Tsar Viktor, at the time, seemed to see it as an omen, and--combined with the discovery of the Tomb of the Great Khan in 1891--was one of the key moments in his life that drove him more and more off the deep-end and into a spiraling madness that would one day destroy much of Eastern Europe in the 1910s.

    The Tunguska impact zone had become a popular destination for scientists, mystics, and eccentrics to make pilgrimages to, and the local peasant stock tried to turn it into a crude tourist attraction of sorts. One cold autumn morning in 1920, a baby girl was discovered lying in the crater, swaddled in a simple cloth and halfway frozen to death, Despite everyone in the community thinking she would pass away, the plucky infant clung to life and eventually made a full recovery. Dubbed the "Pearl of the Crater," the girl was given the name "Biserka," literally meaning "pearl," by a local Illuminist commune who had taken it upon themselves to raise her. This unorthodox upbringing, in which she never even received a last name nor had a steady set of parental figures, resulted in an unusual child, even by Illuminist standards. From an early age, Biserka claimed to hear voices inside her head telling her she was chosen for a glorious cause, as well as episodes of epilepsy and violent mood swings. Despite clearly showing signs of brain damage and schizophrenia, likely as a result from her brush with death as a baby, the girl was held up a clairvoyant by her local community, and by the age of ten was reading fortunes and conducting seances. During many of the sessions she would convulse and foam at the mouth, but customers claimed she was alarmingly accurate in her predictions. For years, she became one of the most well-known clairvoyants inside Russia, and her fame had even begun to spread outside of the country.

    Everything would start to fit into place for our story in 1936. At the age of 16, an unnamed customer gave Biserka a copy of Waldemar Wawro's Chariots of the Precursors, remarking, "I think you will find this life-changing." Some legends stated that it was, in fact, the Polish author himself, passing through to visit the famed mystic girl for himself. Soon, Biserka was claiming that the so-called Promethean Civilization fit perfectly with the voices which had spoken to her since childhood. In 1937, she claimed to have unlocked her "Third Eye," a common element and symbol of esoteric Illuminism, and now could directly commune with these voices through time and space while she either seized or entered a trance-like state. Though the Promethean Civilization was of the long and indescribably ancient past, Biserka said she "conducted non-Euclidian conversations" with these alien entities and that all of time was a cycle of creation and destruction. The Prometheans, which Biserka now referred to as the "Tika-Ya," had colonized Earth from a home base on Planet X, the mysterious ninth planet in the solar system. They had sewed the seeds of life and used terraforming on an industrial scale to create the "Perfect Eden" for the evolutionary process to occur. The Tika-Ya, in turn, had been created, essentially, through genetic engineering by a much more ancient and shadowy people called the Shan-ga'i. This teaching of a cycle stretching into infinity was beaten like a drum when Biserka published her first book in 1938, titled The Prime Directive:
    "We exist in an endless cycle of death and rebirth, an ouroboros stretching into cosmic infinity. Since the birth of the Universe, species of beings, of untold numbers, have explored and plumbed the bowels of the cosmos, eon up eon. Where possible, these entities engineered through the powers of science and technology entire new species of beast and intelligentsia. There is no "god," and Mankind shall learn this as it ascends to the stars to populate the galaxy and beyond. There are no commandments and no laws of deities that must be followed, for our only duty is to fulfill the Prime Directive as told to me by the Tika-Ya: to do all in our power to expand beyond our earthly prison and bring enlightenment to the darkest corners of the dimmest stars. Like a child venturing beyond the nest for the first time, they watch us like proud parents. They will not interfere as they did in millennia past. They will watch, they will observe, as their greatest children take to the stars. These beings have ascended so far beyond our concepts of technology that they no longer need physical forms. They have achieved enlightenment for all time and now exist here, there, and in between, via the Aether that ties us and binds existence together.

    Some would say, surely, a Creator Being, sublime and omnipotent, forged our Universe at the beginning of time. This is false, for I put forth that there is not one but many universes, some intersecting on planes immaterial and unfathomable, and that some race that is so far removed from our understanding of mere 'intelligence' created this universe and all its galaxies and all its star systems. And I say that that Promethean Civilization began as an offshoot or product of another species in turn. All matter comes from a primary substance, the Universal Aether, filling all space, and is acted upon by a life-giving force, calling into existence all things in never-ending cycles. Together, through rejection of superstition and ignorance that only holds us back, we can unite as a species and Illuminate distant planets, untouched and otherwise. For one day man will land on a distant realm, containing the ruins of the past, and create anew. This is the Prime Directive, the Universal Truth. As above, so below. As one race takes to the stars, another joins the Aether and enters eternal peace."

    As Biserka's popularity began to skyrocket and she was offered a prestigious scholarship at Moscow's Nietzsche University, Grandmaster Werner summoned the full international membership of the Areopagus to Warsaw to seek council on the next step to prevent the "Promethean Heresy" from spreading.​

    THE SUPREME COUNCIL OF 1945

    From the late 1930s, until the late 1950s, an American agent of Germanic birth known in documents only by the pseudonym "John Q. Public" stood as a full-ranking member of the Areopagus, and it is from this spy that the American government and public would learn of the inner machinations of the international occult council, especially in the 1958 book Inside the Owl's Court: A Shocking Memoir of an International Spy Who Walked the Halls of the Areopagus. The Areopagus was both the name of the assembling body as well as the structure itself.

    The first of the three "Realms" of the Areopagus was the Corpus Internationalis, the International Body, consisting of around three-hundred representatives, these men and women hailing from any country with serious Illuminist presence. Even Europans were to be seen in this Realm, so all of International Illuminism could be seen and heard. The Magistri Illuminationis, the Masters of Enlightenment, was the next level and consisted of those deemed worthy by the rest of the Magistri to be great and knowledgeable leaders in the realms of science, mathematics, and other key skill-sets. The Magistri numbered about one-hundred, and handled much of the day-to-day operations and worked to spread Illuminism, administer to the Corpus, and prevent another Pan-Illuminist War. Finally, there was the Tabula Praefectorum, the Table of Officers, which consisted of about fifty men deemed to have "opened their third eyes," attaining the highest level of enlightenment so far possible. The Tabula took its name from the literal long table which overlooked the tiered seating of the Corpus and Magistri, with the Grandmaster seated in the middle and flanked by about 25 men on each side. John Q. Public would describe it as a deliberate mockery of both the Trinity, through the layout of the Areopagus, and the Last Supper via the table.

    The Corpus Internationalis met daily, with members coming and going, debating and discussing any matter they deemed of import. Sometimes this was positive fellowship. But other times it would descend into chaos until the Regulator, a member of the Magistri Illuminationis, would pound a gavel and bring them to order. The Magistri would meet once a month, or as needed, with varying numbers present. If the Grandmaster called for a Supreme Council, all members would attend and would arrive in Warsaw as quickly as possible. The Tabula met at the whim of the Grandmaster (and during every Supreme Council, of course) and generally stayed in Warsaw. An entire city block became overrun with the members until it simply took on the moniker of the "Table District." By 1940, the Tabula contained a Russian ethnic majority, with about 30% of the Praefects being Russian, compared to the next largest minorities being German, with 20%, and Polish, with %16.

    When the Supreme Council met on January 18, 1945, it was to deal with the meteoric rise of the "Promethean Parasite." This entire gathering was secretly recorded by John Q. Public and later transcribed in Inside the Owl's Court. This transcript was initially top secret and classified American data, but would eventually be declassified in 1956, two years before the publication of Public's book.

    TRANSCRIPT OF THE FIRST SUPREME COUNCIL OF 1945

    REGULATOR: "We gather here today as brothers and sisters in the light of Illumination, professing our profound and sincere goal to bring about a New Age founded not on superstition and ignorance, but on knowledge and progress. So let it be written that on January 18, 1945, the ladies and gentlemen of the Corpus Internationalis, the Magistri Illuminationis, and the Tabula Praefectorum gathered today for the rite of Supreme Council invoked by Grandmaster Otto Werner, first among us but equal to all. The Supreme Council will now commence."

    WERNER: "May this meeting I have summoned bring great benefit to all who partake. May the rays of enlightenment bring clarity and spotlessness to our minds. On this day I invoke the rite of Supreme Council to deal with a matter both pressing and urgent. A matter, ladies and gentlemen, that I see as a weed growing in our garden. This weed is, of course, the growth of a new religious heresy in our midst, to the east, inside Russia. This weed is the woman known as Biserka of Tunguska, the so-called Pearl of the Crater, who is making claims beyond all scientific reason and logic that she is in contact with extraterrestrial beings called the 'Tika-Ya,' who hail from the scientifically unproven 'Planet X.' This young woman has found widespread love and acceptance in Russia while operating this heretical cell, and her popularity has reached the very doors of the Areopagus. I find her publications, such as The Prime Directive, on the streets, in libraries, and in Temples of Reason, where no such religious text should be found. She is egged on by none other than Waldemar Wawro, a member of the Magistri, present among us, and the man who publishes such duplicitous and unproven works as Chariots of the Precursors and The Ancient Race. They are joined in this conspiracy to sap and contaminate our rational minds by Vadim Maximovich, nominally a war hero and author of such books as The Fourth Stigmata. Maximovich is a man I previously held in extremely high regard. His acceptance of this rancid heresy proves my trust in him to be ill-formed. Once again, brothers and sisters, the Russian Bear seeks to overtake the neutral standing of this assembly and the Party and move us into untruth. I call this day for Biserka Tunguska, Waldemar Wawro, and Vadim Maximovich to be marked with the Black Spot, for any and all of their honors to be stripped in all Illuminist nations, holdings, and enclaves, and for them to be arrested and put on trial for religiosity, the spreading of misinformation with intent, scientific apostasy, and treason. I am sickly, and I will not go to my grave knowing I did not do all I could to prevent this triune travesty from despoiling mankind's greatest attempt thus far at scientific enlightenment. I cede my time, Regulator."

    *flurry of shouts and outraged vocalizations*

    REGULATOR: "Order! We will have order! Does someone present in the Magistri or Tabula seek to defend the accused?"

    WAWRO: "I seek to defend myself!"

    REGULATOR: "The floor is ceded to Magistri Wawro of Poland."

    WAWRO: "I... I am honestly heartbroken and stunned by the words of our Grandmaster. In all my years, starting with my loyal service during the Polish Revolution so many decades ago, I have sought nothing other than the truth, though this has often been a process of trial and error. I have no way of knowing if my books and ideas are true until they can be scientifically tested, which is near impossible. I simply took what I studied, what I found of interest, and compiled them into volumes that I thought might help my fellow man and our cause. I have done nothing wrong, nor have I ever championed religion. My boyhood years of Roman Papacy are long behind me. No boy who saw the horrors of the Great World War could long believe in a loving and just god. I am innocent, as are my colleagues, my friends, Biserka and Maximovich. I believe the words of Biserka, unlike my own books, are being proven as we speak. No other mystic, no other clairvoyant, has proven so useful, so reliable, and so accurate as Biserka of Tunguska. I believe that her Third Eye is so far open that those who do not trust her statements are utterly blind. Biserka of Tunguska is the next evolutionary step in the history of humanity, and she is the future of the Illuminist Party, the young blood we need to continue the fight ever onward. She bears no ill-will toward anyone of good-standing among us, but the Grandmaster, in his waning health and frailty, seeks to eliminate her speech because he is afraid. Afraid of the truth!"

    *flurry of shouts and outraged vocalizations*

    WAWRO: "I hear words spoken in a wise tone coming from his mouth, a mouth that has become an expert at ordering the rank and file Illuminists here, from a mighty black chair, a throne! But under his monologue lies fear, a stinking, rotting terror, that progress will prove his beliefs untrue. That one day, Grandmaster Werner will fade into the oblivion of history as new leaders, such as Biserka, truly draw us away from the status quo and toward a New Age unlike any we have ever dreamed of! Ladies and gentlemen of the Supreme Council, if you agree with the Grandmaster in this unjust persecution, you side with putting one foot in the grave. If you refuse to accept this character assassination from a dying old man who has slowly become a king in the hall where all are supposed to be equal, you side with Biserka, and a future amongst the stars! Ordem E Progresso! I call instead, for Grandmaster Werner, who is openly struggling with cancer, to be subjected to an official inquiry into his state of mind, and if deemed unfit, removed from office!"

    *flurry of shouts and outraged vocalizations*

    *Chanting "Inepti!" (Unfit!) from a large number of the Supreme Council*

    WERNER: "I will not be disrespected like this by a traitor who prays to little green men!"

    WAWRO: "I pray to no one. I will not be accused of high crimes by a treasonous old man who thinks himself a monarch. I will not go down without a fight! Natural selection at its finest!"

    REGULATOR: "The stability of the Grandmaster has been invoked! Tabula and Magistri will now take the blank pages in front of them and fill out their vote for an official inquiry. 'X' will mean yes, the Grandmaster should be removed from office until the proper medical checks deem him fit. 'O' will mean no, the Grandmaster will remain and his levying of accusations will stand. Please lay your ballots face down and a member of staff will collect them and take them to be tabulated."


    The result of the vote rocked the Illuminist world. In one stroke, not only were the accusations against the ancient cosmonaut theorists dismissed, Otto Werner was removed from active duty as Grandmaster of the Second Order of the Illuminati. The rock who had led them through the great revolutions after the Great World War was gone. The Magistri Illuminationis voted 71-29 "X," passing the seventy percent majority needed to legally remove the Grandmaster on their end of things. The Tabula, which had long been under Werner's total and complete control, saw the Russians join with the Poles and other ethnicities against a mostly German loyalist faction to remove him from power, 30-20. In an instant, Werner's career was over. After the next-in-command, German Dietrich Koehler, took temporary power, he ordered an election for a new Grandmaster to be conducted at the Second Supreme Council of 1945, in two months.​

    THE SECOND SUPREME COUNCIL OF 1945

    The Second Supreme Council of 1945 convened on April 1. After initial fiery debates on potential candidates, the anti-Werner faction nominated none other than Wawro to become the next Grandmaster, surpassing the assumed necessary step of sitting first with the Tabula. While he tried to refuse it, chanting overtook the assembly, the thronging Illuminists screaming "Wawro! Wawro! Viva Wawro!" He reluctantly agreed to put his name forward as a candidate for Grandmaster. In the other faction of mostly Werner loyalists and those who reviled ancient cosmonaut theory, they proposed Dietrich Koehler remain and go from Acting Grandmaster to the full position. After many hours of discussion and arguments, a vote revealed Wawro was indeed the new Grandmaster. Wild celebrations erupted in Warsaw as the birthplace of the New Age, the first nation to rise up under the banner of the Owl, now saw its favorite son become Grandmaster. One of the last remaining churches in Warsaw, the 14th century St. John's Archcathedral which had been serving as the faith-smearing "Museum of Religiosity," was burned by revelers as police watched on. Over the gates of the city, a red banner was hung with white letters reading, "THE REVOLUTION COMES HOME!"

    The first steps that Grandmaster Wawro made was to award Maximovich with a Hero of Reason medallion, silver class, and the same to Biserka, gold class. Wawro proclaimed his two friends to be the future of the Revolution. A comely blonde girl, unassuming in her looks and manner, saw her visions of extraterrestrial contact march into the canon of Illuminism. It would only be up from here.

    At the same time, Werner was leaving Warsaw for East Germania when he received a message from his replacement. He was to be exiled to the Berlin Free State for the remainder of his days. With the help of Western doctors and his own personal fortune, he was somehow able to delay the fatality of his cancer, and the fact he no longer suffered from the stress of running the movement proved an unexpected blessing. He would surely have already been dead if things had gone his way at the First Supreme Council of '45. This worried Grandmaster Wawro, who still viewed the elderly statesman and his supporters with suspicion. On the night of October 21, 1946, an unnamed assassin broke into the Berlin home of Werner and beat him to a literal pulp with a crowbar. Several mercenaries who had been hired by Werner had taken a smoke break during the event, and professed they saw no one come or go. Wawro proved himself as vindictive as he was affable. The assassination was a clear message to the world that although Wawro wasn't the decrepit old monarch that Werner had been, he would not tolerate threats to his own rule or to the movement.

    Interestingly, in 1972, an American, Texas-born mercenary named Siegfried "Skeleton" "Skelly" Skelton claimed to have been paid the Free State equivalent approximately $20,000 (in 1946 RU dollars) by agents of the Areopagus to break in and murder Werner. While this was potentially just a tall-tale of a "Freibooter," Skelton was known as one of the most apt and capable assassins in Europe and Africa, achieving widespread fame and infamy and a kill-list that even included minor members of the Bonaparte family. In the 1972 interview, given to the Philadelphia Times, Skelton claimed:
    "I asked how they wanted it done. In public? In the middle of the night in his bed? From a distance? What caliber? But no, they wanted it done with a crowbar, and they wanted him to suffer. I broke his legs first and then his arms. I beat that poor fuck for thirty minutes, him screaming and crying the whole time. None of his guys came to help. They were all on the payroll, too. 'Smoke break.' I killed that old man with one swift blow to the skull after thirty minutes of torture. Exactly thirty minutes, too. The Loomies said they would know if I was a second early in the killin' blow. Poor fuck. But a Loomie is a Loomie, and a dollar is a dollar."

    Among the Werner loyalists who later speak about switching sides and voting for his removal from office, the Polish Praefect Anton Baka would tell the Moscow Examiner in 1968:
    "I truly respected Werner, I really did, for many years. But the man was seriously ill, and his faculties were failing. I know he viewed me and others as traitors of his personal trust for voting for his removal, but it was necessary. We could not move forward with the Revolution with such a backward-thinking Grandmaster. Wawro and his cohorts brought fresh air. The desire to launch the Space Race with the Europans and Americans began that day. We were determined to start a new international Illuminist mission to be the first human to reach the stars. When we put the first satellite in orbit in 1953, we showed the world that Illuminism was, is, and always will be the answer, and the home of progress. I regret nothing. I am glad I betrayed my friend by remaining loyal to the Revolution. May he rest in the Aether."

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    American mercenary Siegfried "Skeleton" Skelton
    "Europe's Greatest Assassin"
     
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    HUBRIS: THE STORY OF PROTOCOL DIGNITY
  • I will be doing a bunch of art and such tomorrow/today, but before I head to bed I leave you with the complete "holiday special" of sorts. It is less a "christmas themed chapter," as it is me churning out a lengthy, hilarious (yes, really), dark comedy gift for you guys that I poured my heart and soul into and is full of everything that makes WMIT WMIT. Please enjoy and happy holidays.

    HUBRIS:
    THE STORY OF PROTOCOL DIGNITY
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    ChemCom "Beacon Girls" man their stations at the "Maddie" Supertabulator M.A.D. Device

    The day was Tuesday, December 24, 1953. In the Britannic Union, from Aberdeen to Truro, millions of citizens were out and about doing their daily activities as they would on any other Christmas Eve. Wives and mothers were shopping for presents and preparing their homes and hearths for the onslaught of festivities, food, and fun that was to come. Husbands and fathers were cheerfully bidding each other farewell at offices and factories, ready to go home, smoke their pipe, pop open a can of London Lager and watch the televisor with their families. The kids were enjoying their twelve days off of school, running about building snowmen with friends and dreaming of what presents and treats the next day would bring. None of these people knew what was about to occur at Ullapool, home of the B.U.'s bioweapons research agency, ChemCom.

    For years, "Big Bill" Jennings--the Carolinian mastermind behind the Congo Dam Project and nominal head of the Worm Cult--had been seeking out the shards of the shadowy organization that went their own ways after the Congo Dam's Opening Day Fiasco. American President Charles Oswald was, by now, the real Grandmaster of the Wormists, stepping into the power void left by the late Patton and Armitage. Jennings was portraying himself--in such disparate ports of call as South Africa and Indonesia--as the new Grandmaster of the faith, seeking to reunify the offshoots into, essentially, a plainclothes terrorist army under the command of himself and Oswald. Most branches and outposts of the Worm Cult had been readmitted peacefully back into the fold by Christmas Eve, 1953. But others held out, fighting a secret war in the shadows for control of their ghastly religion, in what could only be described as the Cultist Civil War. One of the largest groups of outcast acolytes was located in Scotland, and they were, this night, preparing to meet with Jennings at a designated sit-down location in the countryside, not far from ChemCom.

    Jennings, the formerly obese but now scrawny, sunken Southron, was desperately trying to avoid the activation of something called "Protocol Dignity," a successor to the late General Director Churchill's Operation Cromwell (sometimes known as OpCrom). Given the 20th century Britannic love of conjugated portmanteaus, it is unsurprising that Protocol Dignity became known as "ProDig" to most operatives and scientists working on it, especially in Ullapool. Operation Cromwell was a weapon of mass destruction crafted from smallpox, and supposedly genetically engineered to harm only Irishmen. One of Churchill's prime goals, before his untimely demise in Clement Atlee's 1937 London palace coup, was the extinction of the "nascent Irish subhumanoids." Work screeched to a halt when his death occurred, as Attlee and other essential figures unraveled what was known as Executive Order 78, relinquishing control and command of the army, navy, and all matters of state to the Republican Union.

    Order 78 was, by any account, an attack on Britannic sovereignty orchestrated by Churchill, a half-Yankee American puppet, and then-American President Joe Steele. The smallpox would cripple the European North Atlantic and would result in Churchill calling in the American military to prop up his rule. Unlike many other fascist nations, Britannia was growing more and more distant from the Republican Union and (post-1950) New United States of America. This was despite the fact that Britannia was the ancient homeland of the Anglo-Saxons and Scottish peoples that the Americans so loved in their ever-winding and esoteric national mythos. The truth was that, by the late 1940s, the Britannic offshoot of Fundamentalism, the BFC, was in decline as Operation Manifest Climax churned on and on in the bloody nightmare realm of South America. Joe Steele's "Anglo-American Solidarity Legions" (A-ASL), which later became the State Security (SS), continued to be unpopular and brutal even after Churchill's demise at their hands. Attlee, the Head of the SS under Churchill, dissolved the SS and he himself stepped down as General Director in 1946. This led to a rapid-fire succession of six different leaders by 1950, and all of them failed to earn the love or fear of the public like Churchill had. Order 78, to ensure social stability, had been declared a state secret, so the general public was unaware of the conspiracy. But as American orders, in no uncertain terms, called for increasing numbers of Britannic troops to go perish in the jungle half a world away, the citizens began to loathe the Yankee warmongers, and protests erupted in major cities.

    In reaction to the Order 78, ChemCom had completely shelved OpCrom by 1940. While the recent ascendancy of the charismatic and much more affable Charles Oswald and his 1950 creation of the New United States of America (NUSA) seemed to mark the dawn of a much less oppressive American era, things behind the scenes diplomaticallyh were still... tense, to put it mildly. Operation Manifest Climax had concluded, officially, on September 11, 1949, but the need for cannon fodder and "international peacekeepers" drove home the fact to most Britannic citizens that the matter was never going to simply go away. Not to mention, the still-ongoing Manchuria campaign waged by Lincoln MacArthur's Holy Nippon was looking to be increasingly likely in need of Britannic troops. This led to the creation of ProDig, 1949, which originally was a response to the creation of nuclear weapons by the other major powers.​

    SCANDAL, INSTABILITY, AND INTRIGUE:
    THE BRITANNIC UNION IN THE LATE 1940S

    The year 1946 saw Europa, the Kingdom of Ireland, and the Britannic Union sign the Normandy Accords, a step which outraged the American government and some other members of the League of Nations. The Normandy Accords saw Ireland agree to never seek nuclear weapons or allow Europan missiles on the Emerald Isle. In exchange, the Britannic Union agreed to never allow American bombs or seek nuclear weapons themselves. In reality, America deliberately deprived Britannia of the necessary uranium--custerium in Yankee circles--because it did not desire a nuclear-armed and independently-minded Britannia, whilst Europa's government feared the Second Great World War would certainly erupt if Ireland and Britannia became armed with nuclear technology. Essentially, American and Europa went so far in the other directions that they agreed with each other, yet America very much wished to base nuclear weapons in Britannia. Many Britannics saw this move as a swing to far in the other direction, fearful they would become a weak vestige of fascism and drift into the orbit of the perfidious Mainland. Britannia should continue to seek WMDs, they proclaimed, and further take a stand as a fully-sovereign and powerful superpower on a long drive back to imperial grandeur of centuries past.​

    "The Normandy Accords were a disgraceful step on a slippery slope which leads to further and further encroachment by Paris and Avignon. Beware those who seek to placate the Bonapartes, for in the midst of these appeasers, those men who seek to deny us the national and God-given right to bear nuclear weaponry, you will find traitors. While we praise Attlee for delivering us from the despotism of the SS, we heap laurels upon the balded pate of that same impotent old man who signed these damnable papers with the Irish and French. And then that same Gaul-lover had the gall to resign and run off to retirement! I know he had his problems, and I know he drifted too close to the Yankee sun, but Churchill would never have allowed such a sickening display of impotence and weak national fluidation. I am not an American! I am not a bloody European! I am a sovereign citizen of this island-nation, and I will take the last full measure of bloody dignity before I submit this, my country, to any foreign usurper! Rule Britannia!"

    - Aethelred Williams, leader of the Populist Front

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    Aethelred Williams

    With the Nationalist Party in full disarray by the 1940s, groups like Populist Front, the Sovereignty and Security Party, and others were emerging as potential successors. Churchill and Steele's police state was crumbling into a cesspool of nationalist and sectarian parties that threatened to undermine all that they had achieved before their deaths. Oswald watched with eagerness to find "his boy" in these emerging movements. While he liked the vitriol and charisma of Aethelred Williams, he detested his drive to break away from American orbit. Pudgy and unattractive but well-spoken SSP leader John May was as unreliable as he was eager to take a bribe or accept American aid to destroy the PF. This led to a climax of scandals in the late 1940s and early 1950s that would become, according to a later quote attributed to Presidential Spokesperson Cut Thomas, "Oswald's first international fuck-ups." These "fuck-ups" would lead to one of the gravest crises in human history.

    In 1948, Oswald began to sink money into the accounts of the ironically-named Sovereignty and Security Party, and his agents were frequently meeting with John May. Most of this money-moving was done as it had been in the Churchill years, via Ryan Harvey Hendrick's familial connections to the extended Churchill family that now left the Nationalist Party in favor of the SSP. The still-ruling NatPar conducted a police operation in retaliation in August of that same year, exposing SSP as American agents and arresting John May. The scandal rocked London, where many said that NatPar was merely angry that Yankee support had been withdrawn and the money shipped elsewhere to their political opponents. The "Hendrick Affair," as the European papers would call it, was a blight on the previously stellar career of Hendrick. The American government went into damage-control, but it was too late. SSP folded as an organization before the year's end.

    Current NatPar General Director Oliver Cromwell Hall, a bombastic but elderly Methodist minister, announced that the B.U. would no longer be sending troops to fight in South America. 1950 was coming fast, the year in which the once-a-decade "free and fair" elections would be held, and he needed to desperately take any win he could get to prove that NatPar wasn't on the verge of collapse. However, in retaliation for his destruction of the SSP, anonymous officials (possibly even a furious Hendrick) leaked documents to the press that showed that Oliver Hall had been, in fact, on the dole of the Office of Racial and Religious Affairs for many years, from 1927 to 1946. Although he denounced his almost two decades of service to America as a personal failure, he claimed that the Normandy Accords had "opened his eyes," leading him to break things off with his American handlers. Yet more leaks revealed the funds had been cut in favor of other members of NatPar deemed to be more youthful and useful. Hall would resign as General Director in early 1949.

    NatPar and the SSP had imploded from scandal and sunk to the watery depths of the political Marianas Trench. Thus, much to the chagrin of many, this left Aethelred Williams and his Populist Front to lead the way into the political future. Not only was the Populist Front almost openly anti-American, they viewed the monarchist past through rose-tinted glasses and used ancient heraldry and other symbols of the ancient, long-gong aristocracy as renewed national symbols. The 1950 elections were a massacre that no amount of cheating on behalf of the ruling NatPar could hide. Populist Front took complete control of every major facet of the government and opened up a slew of investigations into NatPar, starting with a massive wave of arrests in July, a month after the elections concluded. While this was clearly in accordance with an actual election, the Populist Front was no less power-hungry or committed to a one-party government. To the surprise of almost no one, Populist Front began to drive a further and further gap into the alliance with America. As celebrations of the declaration of NUSA swept North America, crowds of angry Brits sought an end to the decades-old alliance.

    Making things even worse as the world welcomed the new decade was the rise of Britannic Illuminism. While the official policies of the B.U. forbade Illuminists from serving in the government, a huge portion of the lower-class working blokes were finding refuge under the wings of the Owl of Minerva. Some 25% of the English lower class, and 34% of the Scottish lower class, openly espoused atheism. The collapse of the British Empire and the monarchy had severely damaged Anglicanism, which was succeeded by BFC. But now that all things American were increasingly seen as opportunistic propaganda and even treason, religious faith in the B.U. began to plummet. This led to a sizable vocal minority of Illuminists, mostly former "Dregs" of the 1920s-30s, who took to the streets in organized protests and disorganized mobs, sometimes firebombing BFC churches. By the early 1950s, everyone who attended a BFC congregation knew they were at risk of a hate crime, be it a mass shooting or a car bomb. Illuminist London leader Merlin Halfacre would lead regular strikes, often clashing with PMCs hired by the corporations as well as local police. Director Isaac Pocock of Internal Security (IS), the successor agency of the dissolved SS, remarked to General Director Williams in 1951:​

    "I find it unfortunate, in the keenest sense of the word, that this minority of rabble, these atheist interlopers, are large enough in numbers to make banning Illuminist thought outright a most dangerous game. Yet if allowed to create further spawn and indoctrinate more gullible folk, I fear we risk an open revolt any which way we slice the cake, so to speak. Europa is far too busy dealing with Rome to interfere with a possible Illuminist Britannia that is as much an enemy as a fascist one. Norway and Sweden are no longer trustworthy allies, since the distance that has been wedged into the League prevents the certainty of their help. If Illuminist ships arrived from the Baltic and sailed up the Thames to support a general uprising of the Dreggers, I fear we would be overrun and left with nowhere to run but north. With no weapons of mass destruction to deter foreign invasion from any and all sides, I fear, Director General, sir, that we are in a most perilous and potentially disastrous circumstance that can be imagined. We need, Director General, a superweapon of some kind that can be used to roll back the tide of any foreign usurpation of our dignity.


    MASSIVE AREA DENIAL
    (M.A.D.)

    IS Director Pocock's 1951 letter asking for a superweapon to deny foreign invaders any victory was ironic, for ChemCom had already been working on such a device for some time, even under NatPar leadership. On February 1, 1913, during the midst of the Great World War, a civilian ration supply ship named the Bon Chance was cutting its way through the treacherous English Channel when it was torpedoed by English submersibles. Unbeknownst to anyone but the captain of the Bon Chance, it was not carrying rations, but a supply of anthrax, destined for the Irish Royal Army. The ensuing environmental disaster following the explosion was sadly still having a grave effect on natural wildlife and the water supply in the 1950s. It took decades for the Europan fishing industry to recover and almost helped spark a second French Revolution. Naturally, there was plenty of anthrax specimens to acquire just literally floating around, and the B.U.'s ChemCom took a keen interest in it, storing huge amounts of samples in Ullapool as "a surprise tool to help us later," according to Dr. Charles Martin Greer, Facility Commander.

    For years, the anthrax samples sat in storage in Scotland, and it wouldn't be until 1946 that Director General Attlee looked into the devastating stockpiles as a possible WMD to level the playing field in the undetermined amount of time it would take to develop their own Britannic nuclear device. NatPar approved the construction of massive, massive stockpiles to be created. By the time Populist Front took over, the stockpile was so large that Ullapool had run out of room to store the amount called for by London's order. A huge, expansive cave system was drilled out and shored up, foundations laid and wall erected, creating a massive labyrinth of facilities stretching throughout the Highlands. ChemCom also opened up a new facility near Darlington, splitting the stockpile between England and Scotland. Should one facility be lost by an enemy attack or subversion, they would still have control of the other. This got wheels spinning inside morbid skulls as ChemCom internal chatter began discussing the possibility of utilizing anthrax for "Massive Area Denial," code-named M.A.D., a superweapon doomsday device to deny invaders any possible victory by "taking the last full measure of dignity" and committing geographic suicide. This would be done, hopefully, after a substantial arrival of enemy troops, trapping them on the island as the metaphorical pillars were collapsed around them by the metaphorical blind Samson, the Britannic government, operating with no hope of possible victory.

    These same scientists and politicians orchestrating the birth of Protocol Dignity were not stupid or eager to die, however. In the words of Dr. Nolan Clubb, Facility Commander of Darlington ChemCom, during a high-security meeting in London in late 1951:
    "The whole point of this device, this doomsday machine, is to allow us to enter the race for superweapons without access to uranium. We, quite blasted simply, can't allow a doomsday gap, as unfortunately full of apocalyptic elan as that may sound, you see. But the main selling point, as you could say, for the Massive Area Denial, is to tell the world about it. One doesn't just hide this away and never speak of it. Of course, we won't bloody say, 'Old boy, I have a hell of a blasted surplus of weaponized anthrax spores in Ullapool and Darlington, my good man,' but we will say, 'If you dare trod on Britannia's soil, take away our national sovereignty, that same soil you desecrate will eat you alive, and the air you breathe will crush the air from your lungs. You will become so bloody toxic, old boy, that the crows who eat the flesh from your bones will fall from the sky.' A nuclear bomb is an instantaneous, almost painless demise. What we have to offer with M.A.D. is a true 'forever deterrent.' No one will break peace with us if they know what lies in wait for them. No one. Even a unilateral nuclear assault, without ground troops invading our lands, would result in the triggering of the device and the release of the spores that will, in turn, wash upon the shores of Ireland, Europa, the Baltic, etcetera. They will know that year as the year a Turk ate a fish in Anatolia and died of anthrax. They will know it as the year Europe starved. They will know it as a migrant flight like no other in history. And they will have no one to blame but themselves and their own dastardly machinations. I find smug satisfaction that in a worst-case scenario, my dignity as a patriot will remain intact, and that every citizen will die a patriot's death. Rule Britannia, and all that."

    By mid-1952, tests were underway for an electronic relay system capable of operating a so-called, "Dead Man's Switch," meaning the M.A.D. could operate itself if all the officers and officials in the chain of command were compromised. The creation of the system that would run the Switch was contracted out to the only real B.U. technology company, Raycraft Tabulatics, who were only told as much as needed to make the system function, had no idea it was for a suicidal anthrax machine, and were training ChemCom staff in small individual batches, so no one knew too much. Raycraft Tabulatics was owned by CEO Linwood Raycraft, and the company was the manufacturer of radar systems, bomb sights, walkies (comms in American English), and general technological components needed by the Britannic government and military. Years later, Raycraft would regret any and all involvement with Protocol Dignity and M.A.D., but all sources indicate he was genuinely not "in the know" on what the government was building and figured the system linked to a series of rocket and missile batteries or the like.

    By early 1953, the Dead Man's Switch was fully operational. A series of underground wires, encased in steel and concrete, ran under the foothills, part of a so-called "water reservoir" when the public asked questions about the massive amount of digging. While the system was far too complex and convoluted to go into here, the main function was that it received steady radio signals, known as Beacons in a reference to Scottish traditions, from many sources across the country. If all these signals ceased, this would indicate the total collapse of society or a successful enemy conquest. Following the extinguishing of the Beacons, the tabulator, which was nicknamed "Maddie," would activate the Switch, and thus cause a series of chained detonations that would blow anthrax spores miles into the sky and begin an apocalyptic fever-dream not even Nostradamus could have envisioned.​

    NOT A THREAT:
    THE M.A.D. SHOW

    It is not difficult to see, for anyone who has read to this point, that Protocol Dignity was destined for failure, and destined to cause one of the greatest catastrophes in the history of mankind. On March 1, 1953, General Director Williams unveiled M.A.D. to the world in a grainy, black and white, televised speech involving documents, charts, a blackboard, maps, and a rambling monologue interspersed with casual cocktail-mixing and cigar-smoking in an overstuffed classic English lounge chair, with the backdrop of a pleasant and traditional cottage. The rollicking extravaganza also featured such entertaining and hilarious guest stars as Facility Commanders Greer and Clubb, wearing sack hoods and named only as "Scientists 1 and 2," despite the fact that Clubb's infamous hook hand was prominently on display. Also on-hand, no pun intended, was the uproarious, gregarious, and amicable Dr. Wolf Skinner, a rail-thin cancer patient on death's door credited as "Britannia's foremost authority on weaponized anthrax," though this title would be debated around the water coolers at ChemCom the next day. Throughout the show, Dr. Skinner seemed to be debating with himself about dying on the spot around a bottle of scotch which he shakily down on the rocks. It was truly a show of shows, and seemed like the insane suicide note of an entire country. Rather than provide a comforting assurance that their beloved homeland would never be occupied successfully, it let the average citizen know that their country was, on any given day, a series of bungling mishaps away from eternal ecological damnation.

    The following bits are parts of the transcript of the "M.A.D. Show," as given to American President Oswald within the hour:​

    WILLIAMS: "Good evening, Britannia, and hello, world. I come with glad tidings of certain peace and security. When my party, the Populist Front, took charge of our great and sovereign nation three years ago, it was in the midst of one of the gravest political crises in our civilization's history. Since the day I took an oath to defend you all, my fellow countrymen and patriots, I have sought parity on the international stage--a certain equality without which no modern nation can call itself a great power. That parity--as any rational political analyst could tell you--can only come with the possession of immense stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction."

    *stirs tea*

    WILLIAMS: "Throughout the next hour, I will be joined by such marvelous men of science as Scientists 1 and 2, who shall go unnamed for OpSec reasons, and Dr. Wolf Skinner, this nation's foremost authority on... well... that's part of the surprise, so I'll tell you all about him later. In the meantime, I bid you to take a look around me. What do you see? A quaint cottage home! Yes! An emblem of our cherished and peaceful way of life. A small fire is going on the hearth, Aunt Sally's stew is simmering, and a shepherd's pie is cooling on the mantle. I take a sip of tea, er, ah, so sorry."

    *sips tea*

    WILLIAMS: "There. Ah. Tea. Lovely tea. Another symbol of our country, of our essence and fluidation. Truly, our lifestyle is unlike any on earth! Those scrumbly Yanks pour so much sugar and whatnot in theirs it's not even tea anymore, it's just sugarwater. Maybe a little cocaine, as well. Goodness me, I enjoy a pick-me-up, but I will stick with caffeine, I say. In Europa, they drink tea, as well, but they add lavender and other Frenchified mongrel ideas as that! Disgusting, eh? And in the Loomie Lands, far in the East... I said, 'In the Loomie Lands, far in the East'..."

    *gong sounds*

    WILLIAMS: "Quite right! In that atheistic and troublesome realm, why, they don't drink tea at all! They drink a disgusting brew called 'kombuka,' which is made of mold they grow in their festering, brutalist tenement bathtubs. They call it 'tea,' but we all know such a foul fluid should never share the name of this, the most blessed of beverages. Indeed, I think tea is, frankly, a rather useful tool to set the stakes for what I am about to unveil to you. I think most of my fellow patriots would agree that tea served any which way but proper is no tea at all, and they would join me in hell sooner than guzzle Russian jungle-juice. If you remove or take away the elements that makes tea, well, tea, you are left with, quite right, no tea at all! It is not tea of any order if you start tossing in honey, bark, flowers, sugar, and opiates and whatever else those foreigners like. I would never place myself on such a high and mighty pedestal as the Christ, but think of my words being akin to a parable. What does the tea stand for? Simply put, it is Britannia. Britannia is what I am talking about. The Populist Front you so patriotically elected, my party, will never allow the homeland of the Anglo-Saxon race to be corrupted by outside forces. Since taking office, we have, under my guidance, arrested foreign agents of every stripe and creed within our borders and within, shamefully, our very government in London. We have also taken the first steps in what some people call, 'BrExit,' the exit of the Britannic Union from the League of Nations, and the withdrawal of all of our boys fighting and dying for Yankee glory in South America. Our allies have proven shaky, at best, and our enemies have proven more insidious than ever. That is why I am talking to you today. I am here to tell you that an answer to our problems has arrived in the form of what I like to call, 'Forever Safety,' but what my government likes to call, 'Massive Area Denial.' Here to join me--roll that board out for the good doctor, would you, Watkins--is Dr. Wolf Skinner, this nation's foremost authority on--and I think I can say the word now--'anthrax.' Dr. Wolf Skinner, welcome to our special programme, sir."

    *Williams claps*
    *slight applause track*

    SKINNER: "Greetings, my fellow countrymen. Rule Britannia! Yes, now, I am flattered by the General Director's kind introduction. Thank you, sir."

    WILLIAMS: "Quite alright, old chap. Can I fetch you something to drink?"

    SKINNER: "Scotch on the rocks."

    *camera pans to Skinner as Williams leaves*

    SKINNER: "I am sure that such big words and phrases as 'Massive Area Denial' must sound awfully complex and maybe even scary, and we all know how dangerous anthrax is, but I am quite pleased to tell you that this time, Old Man Anthrax is on our side! Hail, Anthrax! Yes, you see, some time ago, this government laid the foundations of what some call the Massive Area Denial Device, and this device is key to a safeguard contingency plan to keep us all safe known as 'Protocol Dignity.' The name comes from my dear fellow scientist, a charming fellow named... uh... Scientist 2. He remarked in a meeting that he enjoyed the phrasing of then-yet-to-be-elected General Director Williams when our leader said he would rather, quote, 'take the last full measure of dignity' than submit to foreign conquest. This phrase, bluntly, and I ask you to not be concerned because this is a great and good thing for our nation, means, uh, suicide. You see, yes, yes, our leader would rather, yes, he would rather commit to... uh... drawing the final curtain on his own last act than, ah, to, to acquiesce to rule of a foreign despot who will despoil our homes, deflower our women, and, yes, drink their tea to, ah, drink it incorrectly, yes. Again, I cannot state enough that--oh yes, thank you."

    *received scotch, downs glass*

    SKINNER: "But yes, I cannot state enough that this new device, despite the label of 'doomsday machine,' is absolutely not about drawing our final curtain, so to speak, though in a bloody roundabout away I suppose you could get there, but I digress--it's about preserving our dignity as a nation and as a people. The whole point of today's programme is not to create fear or dread, even amongst our international foes, but, yes, yes, to, ah, let you know, as Britannics, that this homeland is and forever shall be free. The point of a doomsday machine, and I say that with big air quotes, though, I suppose it very much is one, is to tell the world about it, so that its dreadful power never has to be unleashed, now or ever. The international cartels seek to prevent us from acquiring atomic weaponry. What more Britannic solution to that slight is there than to take something in our very water supply... ah, uh, well, yes, anthrax, and study it, and engineer it, and attain unimaginable stockpiles. I cannot explain to you enough how much our boys in ChemCom have been working on this. We have enough weaponized anthrax to fill several large football stadiums! It's a sight to behold! Do you know how much anthrax is needed to, ah, neutralize an entire city? This is where the potential of this device has me so excited, ah, as a scientist. Let me use the blackboard here. General Director, will you pour me another scotch?"

    *draws charts on blackboard*
    SEE ATTACHED PHOTOGRAPH

    SKINNER: "Now, so, you may have heard of ancient Scottish tales of 'lighting the beacons!' Wonderful cultural icon. We created, with the help of our fellows at Raycraft Tabulatics, the Beacon Broadcast Communicators, the BBC. This is an elaborate system of high-security radio signals that constantly beam information to our old boy, what we call, 'Maddie,' yes, yes. A supertabulator in an undisclosed locale for OpSec, of course. Maddie, he's a clever little dingleberry, yes, he is, and he takes all this information, all the BBC, he takes the BBC and inserts it into his receiver unit and then runs it through decoders. This happens all the time, minute by minute, day after day, and this is how he gets the, yes, 'all clear.' So long as Maddie receives the BBC, he can rest easy, and so can you, knowing that your country is safe from the foreign menaces that lurk all about us. But, should the day ever arrive... Well, you see, I am sure you are aware of comic book superhero, General Britannica. Wonderful cultural icon. Well, Maddie is a bit of a superhero, as well. Yes. You see, should Maddie ever lack the BBC, should the Beacons be extinguished, he can take off his trenchcoat and glasses, so to speak, and come to our rescue! But, unlike General Britannica, this is a mature and gritty story, and, well, to put it simply, he isn't going to be flying into the sunset at the end of the day. Yes, yes, you see, should he lack the BBC, Maddie will initiate, yes, ah, well, the 'forever deterrence,' the Massive Area Denial. This is a rocksteady and impregnable, virtually impregnable yes, system which, in the event of total collapse of society and foreign conquest, would enable us to do the deed, so to speak, to take that final step. To say, like the archers of olde, 'Pluck yew! Ye shall not take my home!' And with this virtually state of the art system, Maddie--knowing all hope for final victory is lost, you see--our hero enables us to take our final dignity. This would really be a, as they say in Cornwall, a dookie in the old porridge for whatever foreign horde thinks they can beat us. But again, all of this will never happen--unless the situation would call for it, of course, but that's neither here nor there--it will just never happen, because our brave Populist Party, our General Director, and each and every one of us, yes, yes, stand tall against foreign influence. We shall never back down and never surrender."

    WILLIAMS: "Chiming in, old chum, Doctor, sir, I say, that is rather well and succinctly put. We are not trying to scare anyone here, and we are not threatening to, well, I suppose you could say, 'turn our precious and beloved homeland into a savage and lifeless wasteland,' and I suppose we are, as you would say, 'in a roundabout way,' maybe threatening that. Some would say that, you might say. I'm not saying that, old boy, but some people, some people, that's what they say. They say that old Maddie of the Highlands, our supertabulator, will turn our island into a massive funeral pyre for Europe if we ever get crossed, but I'm not saying that. But, quite right, we are not threatening anyone here. We are merely a man in a busy and often violent side of town, that being, ah, 'this planet,' spotting some burly thugs on the other side of the street, pulling the ol' piece out of our coat, raising it to the sky, firing a shot, and proclaiming, 'Don't cross me, you see, old boy, don't cross me! Because I have a fully-functioning firearm here and I will take you all to Hell before I take myself, because I won't end up in Bedlam again, I won't, I won't. You better back off, old boy, or you can dither around and find out, but I highly don't suggest it, old bean.' Here to really drive this point home, the point that this is not a threat, please welcome Scientists 1 and 2, who shall go unnamed for OpSec and who shall be sporting sacks on their head for, ah, well, OpSec, quite."

    *polite canned applause*

    *TWO MEN ENTER IN LABCOATS AND SACKHOODS, ONE WITH HOOK HAND*

     
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    A RESPECTFUL TONE

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    "Listen here, you cockamamie little limey cup of tea-flavored afterbirth, do you have any idea, in the slightest, what kind of mistake you've made?" Chuck Oswald screamed into the red phone receiver, foaming spittle shooting from his mouth like a raging storm in his salivary glands. It was an hour after the televisor presentation in Britannia where the B.U. unveiled the Massive Area Denial Device.

    A light, melodic, pleasant Englishman said on the other end of the line, "My, my, Mr. President, you certainly have a way with insults. But, as they say, sticks and stones may break my bones, but names shall never hurt me."

    "I'll hurt you, alright, Aethelred. I will show you a thousand and one ways to experience pain. First you betray the League, then you betray me by not informing me that you were building a damn deathwish superweapon that can turn Europe into a damn cemetery. Tell me, General Director, who the fuck told you this was a good idea? I'll have you toppled for this shitshow!" Oswald hollered again. The NUSA President was in his personal office in the Presidential Mansion, with Little Immanuel and several of his advisors standing off to the side, wringing their hands.

    "Papa, you shouldn't use those kind of words. It's not Christian, Papa," sweet little Immanuel said. He was seven now, but looked ten thanks to his height and the sharply tailored private school uniform. He was going to the Mount Olive Private School, and was soon supposed to venture to the Poconos to be personally educated by the Prophet Graham at the Tobias Institute.

    Oswald covered the mouthpiece of the phone and leaned down, "Cover your ears, Immanuel. Pop's using grown-up language because this English bastard has it fuckin' coming! Do you realize what he's done?!"

    "Not really. I'm seven, Papa. Just don't say bad words to him. It isn't nice," the boy said, oh-so innocently.

    "Bobby! Get over here and cover this boy's ears!" the President howled at a young man who looked barely out of high school. The aide came running up, saluted, pulled a set of earmuffs out of his suit jacket, before wrapping them gently but firmly around the boy's head. Chuck inhaled and went back to his phone call. "And as I was saying, you dithering, gin-soaked ass-licker, I will have you deposed within the week for this! I'm the President of the New fuckin' Jerusalem! I am practically the voice of God himself! And you better watch out, mister, because I'll have the Marines rolling up the Thames at midnight coming to air out your inbred English skull."

    Aethelred Williams chuckled and replied, "Oh, no, as a matter of fact, sir, I don't believe you shall. It's about time someone stood up to your pompous, spoiled antics, Charles. It's really rather unbecoming. You have no one to blame for our exit from the League but yourself, your government, and your mutual thirsts for Britannic troops to send to your Enduring Orgasm, or whatever you Yanks call that war (yes, I said the 'W'-word) in South America or New Jericho or whatever else the hell you call it now. And of course, I didn't share any info about Protocol Dignity with you. I'm not as stupid as you think. I knew you would blow your stack, old boy. That's the whole point. The shitshow stops here, Oswald. It really does. I won't tolerate you ordering my nation around like a court jester any more. Nor shall I tolerate any other power doing the same. My people want sovereignty and dignity, and this is what I give them."

    "You are giving them suicide! It's the shittiest plan I have ever heard, and I have heard some real doozies. And you have some fuckin' robot from Raycraft Tab controlling that thing? Are you kidding? Raycraft is at least ten years behind our tech level, and we barely run our payroll system through a tab! What the hell are you smokin' to trust the safety and security of your entire country on some bucket-of-bolts piece-of-shit? All-American Congress is going to request we sanction your asses, and quite frankly, I won't stand in their way! The whole League is furious, Aethelred! How do you think the Norwegians and the Germanians feel? Huh? What the fuck are they supposed to do when your beep-bop-boop goes beep-bop-bang and wipes out the Mainland? Hmm? They'll sanction your ass, too! And what are you going to do? Trade with the Europans? As if you have literally anything they want that they can't get from another part of their own goddamn Empire?"

    "I suppose that's on them, old boy," Williams answered without emotion. "We are open to trade with all comers. We seek to be a new rock of impartiality amidst the storm of shite that is the current world order."

    Oswald smiled darkly and quipped, "Oh, no, you aren't open to trade with all comers. You and I both know you won't trade with the Loomies!"

    "That's different, Charles. We don't even recogni--"

    "--Oh, I know why you won't trade with them and you don't recognize them as legal states," Oswald interjected. "And it's because you are scared shitless of the people you say you are protecting. Your Dreggers all lean Loomie, Aethelred, and if you recognize or trade with the Loomies, you'll have so much subversion you'll be checking in your toilet tank at night for assassins and spies, you Limey fuck. Once all your money dries up, once your trade industry withers on the vine, then your people will come for your head. You'll go full Loomie, Aethelred. The Owl of Minerva flying in front of Big Ben. Your head on a damn pike. I can just see it now."

    "If that ever happens, Oswald, old boy, M.A.D. would be activated," the Britannic General Director said bluntly.

    "You... you saying you would kill everyone on your Jev-damn island if you had a revolt by your own people?" Oswald asked, his voice lowering and sounding akin to something like actual shock. "What about fighting back and defeating them and taking back your fucking home?"

    "Yes. Yes, I would. To preserve our dignity, nothing is off the table, and in a situation where we lose control of the helm of state to Loomie traitors within, we cannot risk the uncertainty that a counter-revolution would promise. We need stability, Oswald. Stability can come either peacefully, or it can come with the threat of Massive Area Denial. We will not have another revolution. The Populist Front will not relinquish power. We will not return to American orbit and fly too close to the sun, nor shall we go fly with the Owls and chase the moon. If I have an attempted revolt, I can assure you, I will warn every single person alive that their unscrupulous activity should cease at once, or I shall be forced to deny them continued existence. It is better to live one day as a Lion of Britannia than to live a thousand years with an American, Europan, or Illuminist fist up our arse, so to speak crudely, as you so enjoy doing."

    "You are a suicidal maniac, Aethelred."

    "Oh, am I? Because that's not how it feels to me, old boy. To me, quite frankly, it feels like I have leverage. At long last, my country has leverage. We have endured nearly a century and a half of disgrace and humiliation. You Yanks away our voice and turned us into a puppet, with absolutely no concern for our well-being or success in our own goals. My beloved homeland was nothing more than a footstool to you Yanks. So tell me, old boy, why this is a mistake? There are clowns to the left of me, and jokers to the right, and here I am, a man blessed by God above with a weapon that levels all the playing fields. Everyone will want us to succeed, old boy. Everyone. No one wants to see us fail now. We both know, if Maddie pulled the trigger, so to speak, the Mainland would be ravaged. But we both also know that the anthrax would also move itself west on the waves of the North Atlantic. You don't want me to fail, Charles, old boy. Quite the opposite, in fact. You could take me out of this world at any time--that I have no doubt. You could assassinate me in my sleep. Do I lose sleep over that thought? A bit. But now it's your turn, old boy. Your turn to sleep with that uneasy feeling in your gut that if something bad happens to me and/or my government, bad, bad, terribly naughty things will occur to you, as well."

    Oswald's lips quivered with rage as he thought up his next insult. He stretched the cable of the phone to its greatest length possible and stared out the bullet-proof window of his office. The sun was shining, birds were flying overhead, and civilian traffic was busy as ever. He knew most of those drivers were tuning their talkieboxes into news about the M.A.D. Device. They would expect their President, their Atheling, to resolve this situation, just as he always did. "Aethelred?" he inquired, more calmly.

    "Yes, Charles?" oozed the Englishman. Oswald could sense the smirk on his smug little face.

    "Aethelred, I am building a new empire of Jev over here. The New United States is a very fresh take on our grand experiment. We're still, er, ah, wrapping up... in New Zion. I am telling you this, one leader to another, that we need you... back in the League. Shut down the Device, agree to League observers and scientists coming in to oversee the demolition of the damn thing, and then we'll lock it up somewhere in the South Pole or wherever the hell. The observers can even be Norwegians or whoever. I am not even asking for Americans to come step one foot on your damn island, Aethelred. But for the love of all that is holy, take that death robot apart, and I'll... smooth over shit with the League. You're crazy, but I almost kinda, almost sorta... respect it. No one on this planet right now has the stones to talk to Chuck Oswald like you have been doing... You agree to that, and Custer Youth's honor, I will forget this ever happened. You win. We win. Everyone goes home happy."

    "And then you slit my throat in my sleep, Charles," the General Director said plainly. "I'm sorry, old boy, but I can't agree. And you know what the really funny thing is about Maddie?"

    Chuck slammed his fist into the glass, busting open his knuckles and smearing the unbreakable window with blood. He didn't even feel the pain. "What is fucking funny, Aethelred?"

    "Maddie... Maddie... well, he can't be turned off, you see. Even if I agreed, old chum--even if I agreed to let some Cokies and Norwegians come in here and watch me turn the thing off-- well, it... doesn't turn off. If anyone tries to shut the thing down, an immediate signal is sent to blow the whole thing up to Baby Jesus and all the angels. That way, if a man of lower moral standards than myself should ever one day hold my office, he can't agree to your honeyed words, either, you old serpent, old boy. You could say, Maddie is our eternal leader."

    "You are absolutely fuckin' mad," spat Chuck. He wiped the blood of his knuckles against his light blue blazer. It wouldn't be the first time the laundry room would scrub blood from his suits, and it wouldn't be the last.

    "Mad? Of course, I am, old boy. But so is the age we live in. 'Mad,' well--it quite literally is in the bloody name, isn't it just? And one last thing, Charles..." Williams trailed off.

    "What is it?" Chuck asked, trying to hide his hesitation and mask it with annoyance.

    "I hope we shan't ever have a call like this again. You understand? I know you wouldn't take this tone with Caesar, because he could nuke Philadelphia within the hour. Know that I am now just as capable of destructive justice. I hope that, even if we disagree more in the future, you will keep a respectful tone, worthy of your rank and position, as well as my own. Now won't you, old boy?"

    Chuck slammed the phone down, disconnecting the direct line to London.

    Back in London itself, Williams steepled his fingers and let out a mildly-amused chuckle. Nothing over the top, and with a stiff upper lip. But a very hearty, quiet laugh. It was good to be Director General.
     
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    THE BEGINNING OF THE GREAT LOSS
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    Arthur Aldridge, a thin, athletic young lad of thirteen, helped his father move the Christmas tree into position in their cozy living room. Comforting crackles emanated from the fire place and the scent of gingerbread wafted on the air from the nearby kitchen, where his mother and sister were hard at work on all sorts of goodies and treats. He could almost taste them now! He was so glad that, unlike his American cousins overseas, he lived in a country where such a wonderful holiday was still celebrated. Although he was much too old to believe in Santa Claus, he never let on to his little sister, wanting her to experience what little magic could be had in such an often cruel and chaotic world. Last Christmas, his father had been deployed to Darlington, some fifty miles away, to combat Illuminist protestors and strikers. This time, everything was as it should be in, like in a picture book.

    "Bob's your uncle, lad, there we go! Do go fetch the string lights for your old man, won't you? My back is positively in a state!" Arthur's father Alexander said, winking, and feigning an exaggerated back injury. Alexander was 50 and in not the greatest shape of his life, but as those protestors could tell anyone, he was still in decent shape.

    "Nice try, Papa!" Arthur laughed. "I know you just want to eat all the biscuits Mum and Bethie are making, while I go traipsing around in the cellar for God knows how long!"

    Alexander punched him playfully in the shoulder and said, "Read me like a book! You'll make a detective one day, lad. Smarter than I! Maybe in the future you can boss old Constable Aldridge around!"

    "Honey!" came a holler from the kitchen, followed by footsteps coming their way from the same direction. Arthur's mom Martha poked her head into the living room, her bright red hair standing out against the white walls of their farmhouse. "Do be a dear and hang up that new portrait of the General Director while you boys are working on the decorations! It's been sitting in the den on the window seat for weeks now. We'll look positively unpatriotic!"

    "Yes, my little lovebird," Alexander said with a small sigh. "Have you seen where I put my hammer? I believe we have a box of nails in the shed outside."

    "The hammer is in the cellar! I saw it when I went down to do the washing yesterday morn," Martha said, wiping flour from her hands with a dry cloth and then stowing the dusty rag in her plaid Scottish apron. Arthur's dad was an Englishman, tried and true, with a shock of brown hair, slightly receding, and a long, weary-looking face. Martha, however, was Scottish. She was almost 45, looked 30, and her general youthful demeanor contrasted with her husband's world-weariness. But Arthur supposed anyone serving as a Constabulary Sergeant in the Britannic Union would age a bit faster than others not exposed to constant civil unrest, violent protests, and widespread crime. Although, ever since the Populist Party rose to power, crime had drastically plummeted, partly thanks to increased punishments.

    Alexander swiveled on the heels of his tasseled brogues and put a hand on his son's head, tussling the heavily-slicked brown hair. "Looks like you are going to the cellar anyway! Get the hammer and the lights, please. I'll go outside to that bloody shed and get the nails. Damned door is probably frozen shut right now, so I guess your old man is getting his calisthenics in tonight, after all. Be quick about it, kid. I'll be right back."

    "Yes, Papa. I'll hurry. You don't have to tell me to do anything quick in that cellar. Places gives me the jeepers."

    "Hah!" came the mocking laugh of his little sister, Bethie, from behind mother's apron. "Such a big boy is afraid of the dark! Chicken! Chicken!" Bethie let loose an imitation of a chicken sound and flapped her small arms about.

    "Am not! But there's rats down there, big as your head!" Arthur replied in the voice of a radio horror-show narrator. "They'll eat you where you stand!"

    "Stop scaring your sister, Arthur," said his mother. "Dessert is almost ready, so I hope I didn't stuff you too much at supper."

    "Like a couple of geese!" Alexander laughed. "But we're Aldridge men! We also have a spare stomach at hand. I'll go check the shed for the nails. Behave yourselves! That means you, too, muffin," he said with a wink at his wife. Bethie gave Arthur an exaggeratedly grossed-out face and everyone went back to their chores.

    Alexander shuffled to the front door and retrieved his thick wool overcoat from the nearby rack and threw on a red scarf and a pair of warm gloves. Whistling the Grenadiers march, he hustled out into about four inches of stow and made his way to the shed. He retrieved a loop of keys from his pocket and fit the correct one into the door. It turned halfway, but trying to go all the way made it feel like the key would snap. Alexander sighed, watching his breath move through the frigid air, before he turned the key back to the starting point and withdrew it to further examine the problem. The last little bit of sunlight was hitting the door, and it revealed a lot of ice buildup inside the keyhole. "Bloody stupid thing. I should have replaced this door two years ago when we moved in," he muttered. He drew a small penknife out of his pants pocket, flicked it open, and began trying to poke the ice crystals out of the way. The shed and the door were about 70 years old--about the same age as the two-story home. It wasn't old enough to be historically interesting, but it was just old enough to be a pain in the hind quarters on a daily basis. But it was what they could afford on his Constabulary pay, and he was thankful, although he definitely didn't feel very thankful at the moment thanks to this stupid lock.

    As he labored on the frozen lock, he noticed the dimming sun joined by further lighting from about a quarter of a mile up the road: headlights, and lots of them, by the looks of it. He tried the lock again, the skeleton key turning with a click. The door opened with a stiff creak and Alexander stepped inside, retrieving a small box of nails from the duty workbench. He had done a lot of work over the summer and early fall on the house, but the early onset of the cold weather over the past few months and his own personal exhaustion had relegated home improvement to the back burner. He sighed, stepped back outside, and shut and locked door once more. Looking out at the road again, the headlights were much closer now. He stood by the shed, which was about fifteen feet from the little country lane, and he watched with confusion as the vehicles sped by. They were civilian autos, many with luggage tossed on top and strapped down. They were all going at about the same speed, which was far too fast for his road. What if his kids had been playing outside and were hit by these busybodies? He scowled. But then, a growing sense of dread filled his stomach when he saw even more headlights in the distance, up into the foothills. There seemed to be no end.

    Sirens from constabulary vehicles flickered here and there, and some of them raced along the edge of the roads, cutting around the congestion at lightning speeds. One of the law enforcement vehicles pulled up into his driveway, and two unknown men stepped out. They weren't from his local department, that much was sure, and as he approached he could read "Darlington Constabulary" written on the doors of the sedan. "Can I help you, gents? What is the meaning of all this?" Alexander asked the burly coppers. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw his family standing at the doorstep, watching the strange traffic and visitors.

    "You Alexander Aldridge?" the taller constable asked, his face pale and gaunt.

    "Yes, Sergeant Aldridge, Willowbrook Constabulary. What is going on?" Alexander asked, putting his hands in coat pockets and closing the gap to the officers.

    "There's a state of emergency. We have been trying to call officers and put out a bulletin for all members of your precinct to report for active duty, but the phone lines are swamped and the calls won't go through," the shorter, stouter constable said. "I'm Constable Hoddle, and this is my squadmate, Constable Barbary. We need you to get your duty gear and join up. Tell your family to pack their things. Only the bloody essentials, you see. They have about ten minutes."

    "What is this? What is going on?" Alexander asked again, but this time fearing he already knew exactly what had happened.

    "It's Maddie," Hoddle said bluntly and grimly. "Maddie kicked it about an hour ago. Went up like a bloody nuke, dammit."

    "Oh my God," Martha said in a quiet, horrified tone from the porch, her hand moving over her red lips.

    "M-Muffin!" Alexander yelled his petname for his wife, his voice shaking. "Get the kids packed! We're getting out of here! We knew this could happen!"

    Constable Barbary shook his head and told Alexander, "They need to take care of themselves, mate. Everyone is right now. We need you to get your kit and come with us. It's our duty. It's your duty."

    "Duty?" Alexander asked with a scoff. "Duty to abandon my family when a fucking doomsday machine has exploded fifty miles away, mate? Are you putting me on?"

    Hoddle stepped between the two men and said, "That's enough! Aldridge, this country is on its last legs right now, man. We need you. Britannia needs you."

    "Britannia has needed me for fifteen, sometimes twenty hour shifts at a time, Hoddle! I have slaved away for thirty years. This government built this machine, tied its own noose, and now it wants me to, what? Direct the traffic of the dead and soon-to-die? It's over, gents. I'm going to get my family, and we are going to drive as far south as possible and try to catch a fishing boat or dinghy off this island before we become corpses. I quit! Take my fucking badge."

    "You sound like a fuckin' Wormist! Same kinda people are the ones who blew up Maddie tonight!" barked Barbary, scorn filling his voice. "You think me and Hoddle don't have families? We're doin' our fuckin' duty! We made a vow to this country, now hurry up, get suited and booted, or I'll dispense legal formalities and show you what happens to those who spout treasonous bullshit!"

    "You're going to beat or kill me? Really? In the middle of all this? While my family is right there? At the end of the world?" Alexander asked, throwing his right hand in a gesture to the porch, where his people were filing out with emergency travel bags under hand, saved in the hall closet for just this unfortunate situation. They hurried over to their old red '41 Teague Motors Transportia sedan and climbed in, desperately wanting the leader of their family to hurry up. "I'm leaving with my family, and you gents can do whatever you like. Burn my damn house. Piss on my porch. I don't care. Sod. Off."

    Arthur watched his dad step away from the two constables and begin walking toward their vehicle, a look of fury and sadness he hated to see his old man have, and that he had seldom glimpsed. Alexander always put on a brave face, even when the world or his job troubled him most, all to give his kids a decent life. Arthur was at the age where he understood this. No matter what happened, his father was always there to hold them together.

    The sound of a .38 caliber revolver echoed over the din of passing vehicles. Arthur watched as his old man, sporting a face of shock, pain, and confusion, hit the snow, a dark spot growing on the back of his light gray overcoat. In a flash, the three family members, sobbing and screaming, were scrambling out of the car and over to Alexander. The two constables piled back into their car and sped off into the night, their back tires splattering the horrified family with mud and dirty snow. Martha held her dead husband in her arms and wept hysterically. Bethie was inconsolable. Arthur wanted to cry, but he knew what was happening and he knew what Maddie was and what it could do. He would cry later. His old man would want him to remind them to survive.

    "Mum, we need to leave before the anthrax gets here," the lad said, gripping his mother's shoulder tightly. "Papa would want us to get out of here before we're exposed. I can drive. He's been teaching me. We'll be alright. We just need to get out of here. Come on, Mum, please. We need to protect Bethie, now."

    His grieving mother now looked twice her age, tears and snot clung to her face. "Y-you're right, son. You're right. We need to leave." She gently laid her husband back on the ground and pulled the red scarf around his neck off to place over his face. She grabbed the set of keys from his gloved hand and gave them to Arthur. "Are... are you sure you can drive it?"

    "I don't have a choice, Mum. We need to get out of here."

    ***

    All over Britannia, this scene was repeating itself. It was the climax of a weeks-long operation by Oswald underling and public face of the Worm Cult, Big Bill Jennings. Jennings had been dispatched with a team of crack Wormist fighters and agents to make contact with the outcast group of acolytes who had burrowed their way into ChemCom and had access to Maddie. Foremost among these infiltrators was none other than Dr. Nolan Clubb, the hookhanded Facility Commander of Darlington ChemCom. Jennings had sat down with Clubb's henchmen at a secret meeting in late October and was told that a high-ranking ChemCom staff member was going to activate Maddie as a sacrifice to The Worm, to "finish what the Congo Sea should have been." Jennings told the men that he was the Grandmaster and that he was ordering them to stand down and put their plans on ice, for now.

    One of the negotiators for the outcasts remarked, "You really have gone soft, haven't you, Jennings? Soft or afraid. Afraid that our real leader will awaken The Crowned and Conquering King, and you'll be some failed has-been who will be annihilated. Those are the only reasons you would want us to not blow Maddie sky high. The results are going to be delicious. Just wait and see."

    Jennings slammed his fist on the table and said, "I am not afraid, dammit. I am, I say, I am the rightful heir of Armitage and the Grandmaster of the Order! My word is gospel here, not whatever self-aggrandizing punk you boys have built up into a sect leader. I demand to meet with this bastard and we'll sort this out real quick."

    "Are you challenging him for authority as the Grandmaster of the Order?" one of the masked thugs asked Jennings.

    "I am the Grandmaster! He has no authority!" Jennings howled in rage.

    "If you want to meet him, and you want to tell him to stand down, then you may have a trial by combat against him. No offense, mate, but you'd get your arse kicked. So unless you wanna fight a bloke half your age, keep your fuckin' mouth shut, mate."

    The meeting ended abruptly and Jennings and his own squad left furious. Making contact with Oswald, the true Grandmaster, Jennings told him about the secret Wormist lord refusing to meet him and refusing to listen to anything he had to say. And then he mentioned the trial by combat.

    "Do it," Oswald said, in his decoded reply. "Do not fail me. Confront him. Have the boys whack him from a distance when the trial by combat begins. I repeat, accept their offer."

    Reluctantly, Jennings, an older man with a tortured physique, agreed to a trial by combat. He was transported to a ruined Norman castle, in the hills far outside Darlington. The medieval fortress had become a home for the offshoot sect, with a series of catacombs and dungeons being converted into a base of operations far outside the watchful eye of the police. There were ancient chandeliers of iron and wood hanging from the ceilings, candles lighting the way, aside from a few lightbulbs here and there, provided by a petrol generator. Under the main tower, there was even a secret garage, so visitors and acolytes could remain completely unseen. Jennings was allowed to bring two of his own men with him, but he didn't like those odds at all, considering there were probably fifty outcasts running about the place. In the main hall, the former feasting chamber, stood Dr. Clubb, in a suit of black robes with cursed, eldritch symbols stitched about it. A red sash and black leather belt was about his waist, and a Scottish basket-hilt saber hung in a scabbard. His hooked left prosthetic hand rested atop the pommel and he scoffed as Jennings entered the room.

    "Really, old man? You look as I imagined a man who was been fleeing international police for a decade would. Time is not on your side. Can you handle a sword, old boy?" Clubb asked him in a biting tone of disrespect.

    "I sacrificed more souls to The Maw than any before or since," quipped Jennings. "And I say, you ain't gonna be the last. Gimme one of those damn things."

    "We're doing this the Scottish style," said Clubb calmly. "Since I have a hook for a hand, a decided bloody advantage, I will allow you to use a buckler shield. I don't want to slice and dice an out-of-shape old pauper, chum. How would I sleep at night?"

    An acolyte brought a saber and a small Scottish shield to Jennings, who kept shooting nervous looks at his men. They were supposed to assassinate and kill Clubb the instant they had the chance, but there were simply too many other people around to do so without it being suicide.

    "I noticed a funny thing about you, Jennings," Clubb remarked as he swished his sword through the air to limber up before the trial by combat began. "And I'm not talking about your hillbilly accent or your face. No, old boy, I'm merely pointing out that I have tendrils throughout the world, as well, and it surely seems that, more often than not, whenever you reach out and take control of a sect, that sect either disappears completely or is arrested or massacred soon after. You're bad juju, old bean, as the Negros in the Congo would say. Don't your men think that's funny, too? It's almost like, perhaps, you turn them in or have them killed. Now, keep in mind, I am not judging you. All the power in the world should be yours if you are ruthless enough to take it, but the bad thing about constantly killing the people under you is that, eventually, when you genuinely need help that no spell or magicks can render, you'll find that people will throw you to the wolves. Maggots, leave us."

    Without saying a word, Jennings' two cultists turned around and left the feast hall. Sheer horror appeared on Jenning's face as he realized his men were traitors. He was now alone with this man much younger than he, with no way to salvage the coming battle, if and almost certainly when it went south for him. He though of all the adventures and deeds that had taken him this far, about just how close to the sun he had flew. And this man about to spear him with a 17th century saber didn't even know that Oswald was the real Grandmaster. His death would mean nothing. He considered laying down his weapon for all of a second, before he remembered Clubb would almost certainly just kill him anyway. He was old. He was sickly. There was pretty much nothing he had to offer but perhaps some spellwork or rare information and forbidden knowledge, but nothing a man like Clubb couldn't figure out along the path to infamy. Big Bill's heart felt like it was going to pound out of his chest, and a cold sweat was dripping down his face. His fingers wrapped tightly around the handle of his sword and his eyes locked with Clubb's.

    "Were you there when Armitage conducted the first Grand Slaughter?" Jennings asked, his voice emotionless.

    "No. I was but a Maggot of the Order then. I have heard stories," Clubb answered, taking steps forward on the ancient stone flooring, stepping around the long dilapidated table. Old Union Jacks from the 1700s hung on the walls, covered in spiderwebs and devoured by moths. A portrait of George III still hung glumly in a regal frame, covered by layers upon layers of dust. Clubb raked his hooked hand across the painting, ripping its dried canvas as he approached his enemy.

    "I was there," said Jennings. "I was at the Grand Slaughter in '37. It was how I earned my stripes, so to say. You should have seen it, Clubb. Fields of bodies, as far as the eyes could see. Each one, the heart ripped right out of their chests. It was so baleful that not even the Yankee propaganda machine published anything about it. Said the desecration of those victims would cause pandemonium."

    "Armitage knew how to have a good time," sneered Clubb. "But that didn't save him from dancing the hangman's jig."

    "I was there, Clubb, in the Canadian tundra. And I was the one who did the dirty work for Armitage. How many men have you personally killed?" Jennings asked as he braced himself to fend off the fellow's pending attacks.

    "Enough," said Clubb dryly.

    "Well, I have killed, personally, over a thousand people, Clubb. I ripped their hearts out and made the Maw run red. And when this is over, I'll rip out yours too. And I'll eat it."

    Clubb readied his saber and leveled to a guard position. "Ooh. Full of piss and vinegar, eh, hillbilly? Well, show me what you got before you have a heart attack or stumble over your shoelaces. Defend yourself, old boy!"

    With that, Clubb lunged forward, nearly dealing a killing blow on the first attempt. Jennings staggered out of the way before regaining his footing, deflecting another blow with the buckler shield and then another before slicing at Clubb's waist. The fit Englishman dodged out of the way like a dancer before raining another hail of blows down on the shield. Worrying that he would never regain his footing if he let Clubb beat him down, Jennings pushed with all his strength and got Clubb to back up a bit.

    Breaking off, Clubb smiled and paced the floor, the pencil-mustache on his lip rising on one side cockily. "Still have my heart, old boy. I hope that isn't the best you have!"

    Desperately trying to recall his fencing lessons from his time in the colonial New Raleigh Lancers during the Great World War. He unleashed a flurry of well-timed attacks, only to be met with better-timed deflections. But still, he got Clubb to back up even further. Hastily, the Englishman jumped atop a table and struck a victorious pose. "Good show, old man. But the curtain's about to fall on your last act, and on this entire island. When I meet The Worm, I'll be sure to tell him how I put down the Heartbreaker of Canada! It's an Ouroboros, old boy! An infinite bloody cycle! It's like poetry--it rhymes. You rip out hearts, I rip out yours. The Maw runs red either way. Maybe one day, someone will do the same to me! But I live for now, and I serve no Grandmaster but myself. Defend yourself."

    At that, Clubb jumped off the table and brought the full force of his sword and body down upon the buckler shield, which shattered into splinters. Jennings went flying backward, shouting in pain and flinging what was left of the shield away. The sixty-three year old Cokie scientist pulled himself back up as quickly as possible and clashed blades with his rival again. In a flash, he felt the cold steel of the hook hand drag across his lower jaw, barely missing his neck. Blood splattered out and flecked onto the face of Clubb, who licked the liquid off his lips. "Mmmm, tastes like an excellent sacrifice! It's almost over, Jennings. It's almost time for you to journey into the Void."

    Jennings pushed him away once more, using all his strength. The two circled around each other, swords extended, points almost touching. A flurry of fast, quick strikes saw Jennings getting slowly backed into the corner of the feast hall, almost stumbling over the overturned remains of a century-old chair. Before long, he would be trapped. He need to do something, and quickly. He kept defending against the quick blows in decent form, but he knew Clubb was merely toying with him to get him trapped in that corner. And now Clubb was actively incorporating the hooked hand into the battle, making it far more difficult to avoid getting lacerated. Trying to think fast, Jennings grabbed hold of an ancient Union Jack and ripped it from the wall, hurling the dusty thing at his advancing opponent. Making his was through a broken-down set of huge doors, he was now in an old library, full of lawyer bookcases with the little glass doors. In the center of the room was an altar table adorned with Wormist memorabilia and alchemy ingredients.

    Clubb stormed in in a fit of rage. "Get out of my study! Come face me in the feast hall, you broken-down old wizard!"

    Jennings grabbed a nearby beaker and hurled it at Clubb, who managed to shatter it midair with his sword, but the ingredients within flicked onto his face as the blood had, sending him backward, shrieking in pain. It was some sort of acid, and the flesh on his face seemed to be boiling as he continued to savagely scream. The formerly handsome doctor now sufficiently disfigured and hurt, Jennings pressed his own attack, striking quickly, nicking the Englishman's arm, and then sent a bookcase shattering down on top of him. Clubb quickly scurried out from the pile of debris and deflected a few more blows. The fight rolled to Jenning's right, deeper into the inner sanctum of this madman, passing the huge amounts of bookshelves and arriving in a laboratory of some sorts, full of formaldehyde jars and electronic equipment. The light was dim and now produced by a few bulbs hooked up to a generator.

    As they battled, a maggot acolyte rushed in, screaming for Clubb. "Master! The government men are here! It's a massacre outside!"

    "What?!" Clubb screamed in disbelief and pain. "What do you mean?"

    "Special forces! They are here! This fucker led them here!" the maggot accused Jennings with his words and a shaking, pointy finger. The young man drew a Germanian Mauser pistol from his dark red cloak and leveled it at the Cokie.

    "No! This is my fight! My kill!" Clubb declared before driving his sword into the gut of his own cultist, sending the lad and the gun tumbling to the ground. The sudden murder stunned even Jennings, who backed further away, trying to think about his next move.

    "Did you think I didn't know my men's loyalties were dubious at best?" Jennings smiled. "When the troops outside finish massacring your men, there will be nothing left of your little congregation. Defend yourself!"

    A shocked and furious Clubb fended off the older man's attacks, but only barely. Several bits of radio equipment were hit by the blades, sending a cascade of sparks through the air. A fire began to lick the stone wall and spreading through more electrical devices.

    Outside, as the two men continued to duel, some of the true Grandmaster Chuck Oswald's ORRA special forces, wearing trenchcoats and suits, were advancing against the Wormist defenders. One man in a business shirt and tie had a Liberty Torch tank mounted to his back, and he spewed flames from the nozzle into a turret where ten Wormists were holed up. The sounds of their screams could be heard over the din of battle. Several of the burning men took plunging leaps off the ancient castle and hit the grounds with merciful thuds. An ORRA commander, his rank denoted by a bright red handkerchief wrapped around his upper arm, used a shotgun to take out three fleeing maggots in two blasts and the ordered his men to blow the doors off the main entrance of the keep. A grenade went rolling over the cobblestone and erupted into a fireball. Several cultists cowering behind the doors and unaware of the explosive coming their way were instantly blown apart in the blast. Stacking up single file, the bulk of the ORRA team entered the keep at a brisk pace, lighting up resistance along the way with grinder fire, while the Torchboy and a few others continued to set fire to nearby structures. Their order were to completely eradicate the sect here, and they were not going to leave any stone left unturned.

    Jennings and Clubb could hear the advancing troops and gunfire as they continued to brawl and poke at each other. After deflecting one of Clubb's tiring blows, Jennings said, "It's almost over, Clubb. Even if you kill me there is no way out. And you know what's funny?"

    "I'll flay the flesh from your bones and eat your heart before I let those cretins mow me down, you damned son-of-a-bitch!" Clubb said, missing Jennings again and staggering against a worktable before pushing himself back on course.

    "What's funny is that I'm not even the real Grandmaster. I'm an agent of chaos, Clubb. If you strike me down, you win nothing but a fight against an old man. I merely needed to lure you into this battle. My master will be pleased."

    "Then why doesn't your fucking master want me to blow that damn doomsday machine?" the Englishman asked, his chest heaving and his eyes burning from the acid.

    "Because it's not your doomsday machine to blow. Not your sacrifice to make. He has other plans," shrugged Jennings.

    "Fuck you, Jennings," cursed Clubb, tossing his sword aside and grabbing hold of a small device from his suspenders. It was a tiny metal box with a single black button, and a small antenna sticking out the top. It looked like a walkie-talkie with no speaker or receiver. He held it up and asked, "Do you know what this is? If I touch this fucking button, you leacherous old hillbilly twat, Maddie goes up in flames. The Worm will know. I already performed my rites! The Worm will know that I took down this island in its name! The greatest sacrifice of all time, Jennings!"

    "OFFICE OF RACIAL AND RELIGIOUS AFFAIRS, DROP THE SWITCH!" came a cry from behind Clubb as the group of ORRA troopers entered the study. "DROP IT NOW!"

    "May the Maw Run Red! Oh, Serpent, accept this my sacrifice! For I am your true servant!" Clubb cried out, his eyes bulging and a huge, manic smile stretching across his face.

    "LIGHT 'EM UP, BOYS!"

    Jennings saw the world move in slow motion as he desperately lunged away from the hail of oncoming fire. Blood splattered the floor as bullets riddled the English cultist. With a dull groan, the hook-handed man collapsed to the floor, his thumb death-locked onto the button. In Darlington, an explosion ripped through the main corridor, setting off a chain reaction.

    "Well, shit," muttered Jennings as he tossed his sword down and he felt ORRA agents tackle him to the ground and place him cuffs. "This isn't going to be fun to explain to the boss."
     
    AFTERMATH: CHAOS IN BRITANNIA
  • I'll add illustrations tomorrow, for now I need to go to bed because it is 5 am. Enjoy another pulpy ride!

    AFTERMATH:
    CHAOS IN BRITANNIA

    Like black ghosts, soldiers wove their way through the seemingly infinite amount of abandoned motor vehicles on a foggy London morning. Lorries, sedans, motorcycles, buses, tractors, and ambulances all now served as haunting symbols of the Great Flight. Millions of Britons had raced to the sea in the two days since "Maddie of the Highlands," the Massive Area Denial Device, had been deliberately detonated by the Wormist sect leader and self-proclaimed Grand Master, Dr. Nathan Clubb. Clubb had manipulated both the dying, sickly project head Dr. Wolfe Skinner as well as the nation's leader, Aethelred Williams, into building a sacrificial pyre for all of the British Isles. Now, just a few miles outside of London, legions of the abandoned transports sat in what was assumed would be their eternal rest after bringing so many civilians this far in their desperate quest for safety.

    "Captain! Gotta live one over here!" shouted a corporal through a black gas mask, his posh London accent echoing through the maze of empty hulks.

    At that, several troopers scrambled over to where the corporal stood, his trench-sweeper shotgun pointed at the driver's seat of a delivery truck. A middle-aged man in overalls sat huddled, a blanket pulled over his head like a shawl. The man looked dreadful, and he was covered in blisters; clearly, he was infected with anthrax toxin.

    "Leave him be, men," said the captain of the group. "He'll be dead by nightfall. Let him suffer in the name of the Worm."

    Suddenly, a thud could be heard from the back of the truck. The dying driver suddenly sprang to life, obviously trying to protect whatever had made that noise. The driver swung his door open and lunged desperately at the corporal, immediately getting a shotgun shell emptied into his chest, sending him crumpling to the ground like a slab of ground beef. Red drops flecked onto white graffiti written on the corporal's helmet that read, "Feed The Worm."

    "Check that truck! Now! Now!" the captain ordered, pulling a sidearm revolver from out of his combat belt and joining the scramble to the rear of the big metal shipping container.

    Arthur Aldridge, a thirteen year-old now separated from his mother and sister, bolted from the back of the shipping container and bobbed and weaved around the nearby vehicles. He was running on pure instinct and a will to live, and it was miraculous the hail of wild gunfire from the soldiers didn't cut him down. Thankfully, the fog was making it easy to lose them for the time being. He slowed his pace and threw himself under a small car and tried to catch his breath.

    The soldiers were nothing new. It had been two nights since the group of refugees he was with were set upon by Britannic troops wearing strange necklaces and covered with strange mottoes written in white paint on their helmets and uniforms. They all were screaming something about a maw running red and a faceless eldritch deity, but Arthur had no real clue what the devil they were on about. What he did know was that these soldiers were running on apocalyptic frenzy and bloodlust and were killing any refugees they thought weren't yet infected with anthrax. He couldn't have known that these were Worm Cultists from within the armed forces that were dedicated to stopping refugees from escaping in an attempt at maximizing the death toll of Maddie. These troops had been summoned to London ahead of time by an unknown official who was now using them as a tool to wreak absolute havoc on the main roads. They were destroying road signs, damming up pathways with vehicles and debris, and putting down nails and tacks to pop the tires of anyone who got any funny ideas about continuing to live.

    Arthur struggled to control his ragged breathing as he hid underneath the car. In the immediate area, he could hear jumpboots on pavement scuttling his way like so many legs of a terrible spider of his worst nightmares. He could hear their shouts of anger and frustration as they began to open and slam close car doors and trunks all about him. Just three cars away, he could see the shiny black cap-toe boots of one of the men spin on a heel and start heading his direction. Our young protagonist had been trying to get some desperately needed sleep in the back of the sick driver's truck. The driver was more than happy to help a young boy in need and had told Arthur that his own children were infected far too the north. The man had attempted to drive the opposite direction of the flow of traffic for half a day to reach his children, but it was too late for them. Now, the poor sod could rejoin his family in the afterlife.

    "Come on out, lad! We ain't gonna hurt you. We just gotta see if you're sick or not," a coy and devious voice said through a gas mask respirator. The boots got closer and closer and seemed to be zeroing in on his location. "Come out, son! I know you're here somewhere." The boots were now directly facing Arthur, standing at the trunk of the car he was under. The soldier struggled with the trunk before yanking it up. Frustrated it was empty, he slammed it shut with vigor that shook the whole vehicle. "Dammit, come on out or I'll gut you like a fish, you bloody brat!"

    Arthur felt a hand grab his ankle pull him from behind. He had been so focused on the loud-mouth he had not noticed someone approach from the rear. He didn't scream, but he nearly blacked out from fear as he slid along the pavement and into the hands of a waiting soldier. To his surprise, his captor was wearing an American uniform, like the ones he had seen time and again in the news. It was of a dark blue hue and featured a more rounded helmet than the Brits used. The man's crystal-blue eyes stood out against a face smeared with black paint. A brown leather gas mask hung around his neck and a short assault rifle of some type was slung over his shoulder. Without a sound, the American raised a finger to his lips, warning him to stay quiet and low.

    Loudmouth seemed to have heard the slide nonetheless and Arthur heard the approaching footsteps. In a flash, before Loudmouth could say a single word, another American stepped from the mist like a specter and slid a knife directly into his spine. The Brit hit the ground with a whimpering gurgle, blood trailing from his lips as his wild eyes locked with Arthur's. In a split second, Loudmouth's eyes rolled up and he was no longer among the living.

    "We'll help you, kid, but stay low," warned the American with the face paint. "Stay right fuckin' here, you understand?"

    Arthur nodded and recognized the man's accent from Kissimmee movies as a New Yorker. He shakily scooted himself to sit upright against the wheel of the car and the soldier handed him a canteen of fresh, clean water. After patting the kid on the shoulder, the man gave an almost silent whistle, like nothing Arthur had ever heard, and in a flash at least five more of the blue-uniformed Americans crept up to their position, each with a yellow shirt pocket patch that read "O.R.R.A." Several of them were wearing their brown gas masks that matched the buffalo leather of their boots. In perfect synchronization, the men of the Office of Racial and Religious Affairs bobbed around the vehicles and made their way toward the other Wormist Brits.

    Arthur greedily downed the canteen, as it was the first drop of good clean water he had had in over twenty-four hours. He waited for the sound of grinder fire with bated breath, hoping this nightmare might soon finally be over if these Americans were really his friends. He clenched his teeth as the first volley of gunfire touched off, spraying lead wildly into the surrounding area. The Wormists were getting mowed down from every angle and were blindly blasting away at their unexpected foe from the fog. The Yankees chewed their way through them like breakfast. This was what ORRA men trained for. This is what Pinnacle Men were bred for. To kill Wormists for Jev Almighty. Within twenty seconds, ten Wormists were dead on the pavement, and the Americans suffered not a scratch.

    "Alright, kid! You can come out! They're dead!" shouted New York.

    Arthur slowly stood up on his shaky legs and staggered over to the men to offer his thanks. "I don't know who you Americans are, but I owe you my life. Why are these soldiers doing this to us?"

    New York shrugged and replied, "Shucks, kid, ain't no thing. As for your question, they're cultists that worship a death-god. That's about all you need to know besides the fact that we kill 'em. You run into them before?"

    "All along the road," Arthur said with the somber tone of someone who had been through true hell. "Me and my mum and little sister, we were coming to London to find my Uncle Jerry Aldridge and get on a ship out of here. A night ago, men with those queer symbols all over 'em just started mowing down our column of folks just trying to get to someplace safe. I haven't seen my folks since."

    "Sorry, son," said a Yankee with an Appalachian intonation. "Shit's horrible out here. And these dead Wormies and their ilk gotta make a horrible sitch-ee-ation even worse for everyone. We're American special forces. We were sent in to, uh, procure some assets. We can give you some soo-plies and water but then we gotta keep-a goin'."

    "Wait, you won't help me get into London?" Arthur asked in horror at the thought of being on his own again.

    New York said, "Hey, Sarge, poor kid don't go nobody. We can't just leave him out here. He'll snuff it from the 'Thrax if more of these palookas don't get to 'im first."

    "We can't have some fuckin' boy mackin' up our operation," Appalachia said firmly. "We'll give him some shit and we gotta keep moseyin'. You know why we're here."
    ***

    Arthur sipped cold soup from a tin can as he sat on the floor of a flat just outside London. It was weird-tasting American stuff that New York called, "clam chowder." It was odd, but inoffensive and filling. Arthur was just grateful to have something nutritious to eat and a roof over his head as the driving rain pounded the roof overhead.

    One of the Americans walked past him, the old wooden floorboards creaking. "Sarge! I got movement up on the road! I think it's our target!"

    "You sure?" barked Appalachia from another room. The sounds of the slide on his sidearm moving into place and his boots entering the room could be heard promptly.

    "Five big trucks, Sarge. Could see 'em like a Prophet sees Njarl." the American replied. Arthur wasn't sure what accent he had. It kind of just reminded him of the stereotypical "American" accent that so many films portrayed. Deciding on "Pennsylvania" as a nickname, after the pulp hero Pennsylvania Jack, Arthur grinned to himself. He liked these guys, even if they could be hardasses and ate weird food.

    Appalachia scratched the fuzz on his chin and threw his cigarette on the floor, crushing it with his heel. "Alright, men! Take your places! We got our target inbound. Try to not damage the vehicles, because we don't know which one has the asset. Now, lock and load! And kid! Stay the fuck outta my way. Don't make me regret the guys lettin' you tag along!"

    Arthur scrambled over to behind a big cast iron stove and brought his knees in under his chin. He watched New York set up a belt-fed grinder in the window of the flat that faced the main road. Vines from a creeping ivy helped obscure the position. Several other Americans scurried around the house like clockwork men, seeming to know precisely where to go and what to do. "New York, what is the asset?"

    The man grinned and said, "That's classified on a need-to-know basis, kiddo. Sorry. You just stay out of trouble, alright? Stay behind that stove and if we tell you to move your ass, you do it. And take this."

    Arthur felt the cold grip of a revolver slide into his hand. It was one of the dead cultists' sidearms, standard Britannic issue. "You want me to fight?" the teenager asked.

    "Fuck no, stay down and out of our way. But if you are in real trouble, you protect your fluids and worry about everything else second, ya dig? You know how to shoot that thing, right? They teach you in schools, yeah?"

    The boy nodded vigorously. "Everybody has to learn. National Defense Class."

    "Well, I'm sorry but there isn't much a nation for you to defend, kid. So defend your fluids, like I said. Don't let nobody spill 'em. And keep low. Hey! Here they come!"

    The low rumbling of military trucks could be felt underneath their feet and the headlights lit up the foggy street before them. The trucks were driving like a bat out of hell, expertly maneuvering through the scattered abandoned wrecks and vehicles. Within moments, the speedsters were nearly upon them. New York wracked the belt-fed. It was almost time.

    The attack commenced when Appalachia barked the order, and the whole house rang with the sound of brass hitting the floor. The first truck skidded off the road and smashed into a fire hydrant, sending a geyser of water and steam into the air. As its crew bailed out in terror, New York raked them with grinder fire, sending their bodies falling to the pavement. The trucks behind slammed on their brakes and tried to begin backing up, only to also bail out and return fire from small arms.

    Arthur immediately recognized the language of the convoy truckers. They were screaming in French. Despite orders to stay down, Arthur poked his head up just enough to get a look at the dead bodies on the street outside. The corpses wore a dull, dusty blue uniform, black puttees, and sported black fezzes. Their skin was bronzed and they sported black beards. These were Libyans, some of Europas most famous foreign legionary fighters. He knew about them from their constant presence in the news as one of Caesar's most loyal enforcer units in the North African colonies, where they were accused of war crimes by the Egyptians.

    The remaining Libyans took cover and began to return fire with more precision. A Yankee two windows down from New York convulsed in a death-shock before collapsing to the floor, a bullet squarely between his eyes. "Jev dammit, Ted's down! Ted's down!" New York bellowed, sending a retaliatory burst of grinder rounds through a picket fence and into a Libyan, blood and splinters flying through the air.

    "Vive l'Empereur!" shouted one of the Libyans in an Arabic accent, charging the flat like a man possessed, firing away with a machine pistol. A round struck New York on the helmet, sending him flying to the floor, his belt-fed lazily tilting up on its tripod mount and falling silent.

    "He's got a grenade!" shrieked Appalachia in horror. The bullet-riddled front door was kicked in and the Libyan stood there, a stick grenade held high, ready to lob it in there and snuff out their existence in a fiery blast.

    Arthur raised the revolver and fired, striking the Libyan in the chest. It had all happened in the blink of an eye, and the grenade was still in the Arab man's hand, ticking away. As the man staggered back and then collapsed down the front porch steps, the charge went off, blowing him into a paste that flecked the ruins of the flat entrance like an Old Testament plague deterrent on steroids. New York, holding his ears and with eyes-wide, simply wheezed, "Nice shot, kid," before slowly rising to his feet and grabbing the grip of his belt-fed again. "Uh... don't get cocky."

    The Americans turned once more to the remaining Libyans, who had entrenched themselves across the street inside the entrance to a metro tunnel. Pushing out of the flat and covered by New York and Appalachia, the ORRA boys slowly advanced toward the now abandoned convoy. After a few more minutes and one grenade later, the guns fell silent, and the Libyans were defeated.

    The trucks were inspected for the "asset," which Arthur could quickly see was stack upon stack of gold bullion, no doubt part of his nation's reserve. There was, quite literally, a king's ransom in there. But there was not only gold, but also artifacts. The crown worn by the Hanoverian family during the last days of the United Kingdom sat in a steel box, alongside several medallions and items of ancient origin. There were chests full of jewels and even what looked like the original copy of the Magna Carta.

    New York slapped Arthur on the shoulder. "Well, kid, I gotta say nice job saving our bacon from that fez-head back there. You must have had a hell of a range instructor at your school. And since we're gonna try to get you outta here, along with the asset, I don't expect you to pretend to not see fifty fuckin' tons of gold and shit. We're ORRA AAU: the Artifacts and Antiquities Unit. We are on a mission from President Oswald to make sure your country's greatest treasures weren't lost forever to the 'thrax. We got more of us in the area, we just have to make comm contact and then we'll get this shit outta here, yourself included."

    "What... what about my family?" Arthur asked, forlorn.

    "I'm sorry, kid. London is a fucking nightmare beyond words right now. We aren't going that way, and you shouldn't either if you know what's good for ya. Just pray to Jev they make it out, too. But for now, focus on yourself and getting out of this to look for them another day. Now hop in the back of one of these trucks so we can all get the hell outta here. Me and Sarge are gonna go get Ted's body from inside and then we'll hit the road."
    ***

    London War Department
    Subbasement Bunker Command Center


    Marshal Ephraim Becket sipped his brandy from a foam bathroom cup as he and his officers discussed their important matters of business. As the highest-ranking living member of the Britannic Worm Cult, since the demise of his superior, Dr. Nathan Clubb, it was now his duty to see to it that the death total from Maddie was as high as possible. He yearned to be in Clubb's place, a martyr for the Crowned and Conquering King, already one with The Worm. If he hadn't lost a trial by combat several years before, he would have been the grand master. But it was still an honor to carry out the greatest sacrifice in human history.

    Just days before the Christmas Eve detonation, Becket had summoned various officers he knew would be loyal to the cause to London. Only an infinitesimal percentage of the Britannic armed forces were followers of his cursed religion, but gathered in one place, the capital, they could make a real difference in keeping as many victims present as possible to be wrapped in Maddie's sickening embrace. He took another sip of brandy just as an adjutant entered the concrete bunker office.

    "Grand Master! May the Maw Run Red! I regret to say I have bad news," said General Norman William Wesley, his own right hand. "We were moving the treasury from North London Depository via lorries when our men were beset and overrun by Europan special forces. Something about Arabians in the report--black fez hats and all that rot. As if that wasn't unfortunate enough, our eyes say that the Europans were eliminated by Yanks, who are now driving toward Southampton."

    "Blast!" Marshal Becket growled, pounding his fist on the minimalist metal desk before him. "We need that shite to fund the movement. We have to get it all back."

    "Sir, ah, if I may... we need to evacuate ourselves posthaste before the anthrax arrives. It shan't be long before there are outbreaks in London proper and we won't even be able to breathe outside."

    "Turn the bloody ventilation system on full-blast. I'll sit here in a bloody bio suit if I have to if it means we get that treasury back. I will not be leaving without it! Send as many men as we need and get that blasted bloody gold back. I'll smelt those relics into a golden idol of the Faceless One. This is the greatest sacrifice ever made, Wesley. Our... past leadership botched the whole works what with sacrificing a bunch of pygmy Negroids in a jungle somewhere and thinking that would unlock the secrets of the universe. We are sacrificing millions of Pinnacle Men in the bloody heartland of Anglo-Saxon blood itself. We're really pissing in the Abrahamic God's eye, so to speak, and if we're going to defeat God, we'll bloody need the North London Depository, won't we? Get me that treasury back, Wesley. I don't care what you have to do, but get it."

    Wesley clicked his heels together and bowed slightly. "Yes, Grand Master. So let it be written, so let it be done. Are we still going to perform the, ah, ritual tonight?"

    "I can have a treasure convoy tracked down and still blood eagle old Aethelred, Wesley. Speaking of our illustrious defender of our liberties, how is he liking that cell?"

    "He says he is most uncomfortable and is demanding to see a doctor, Grand Master."

    "So be it. Get him a doctor. I want that heart of his beating strong for the ritual tonight, what and all. Dismissed, Wesley."​
     
    HOT POTATO: THE CONVOY ROLLS ON
  • HOT POTATO:
    THE CONVOY ROLLS ON

    Arthur Aldridge watched the empty houses and abandoned shops vanish along the roadside, his arms crossed on the tailgate of the treasury truck and his chin resting on his forearms in quiet contemplation. He had taken the life of a Europan soldier in defense of his American ORRA rescuers, and he was just old enough to realize that he would live with that moment for life.

    New York woke from a short nap when the truck hit a pothole. The Yankee slid his dark blue pot helmet up from over his eyes and blinked a few times. "You okay, kid?" he asked, reaching into his satchel for a ration bar. Unwrapping the pressed grain block, he broke off a chunk and offered it to Arthur.

    "I'm alright," said Arthur quietly. "And I'm not very hungry. I keep thinking about... that man I shot, you know?"

    New York smiled a knowing smile. "I understand, kiddo. I do, believe me. But there is something you have to remember! And that's that this whole world is a survival of the fittest. A war between the Pinnacle Race and the Inferior demons. That man you killed was subhuman. Don't let it get you down. I let it go in one ear and out the other. I don't much enjoy killin', but I know what has gotta be done and I do it."

    Arthur sighed and turned around, leaning his back on the tailgate. "How many have you killed?"

    New York chewed on the dry nutrient bar and took a swig from his canteen before answering. "I don't much keep score, kiddo," he replied. "But... I suppose about sixty or so. Most of them were long-distance hits, though. Up close and personal, I have maybe about twenty confirmed. I get the job done."

    "How do you sleep at night? Doesn't it all bother you?" Arthur asked, wrapping his arms around his knees.

    "I sleep like a baby, kiddo. Like a little swaddlin' babe. You see, Jev--uh, God--He's gotta list of names of all the servants of evil. One way or another they are gonna get what is comin' to 'em. I am just a vessel for God's judgement. If I don't pull the trigger, somebody else will. If God is with us, who can be against us?"

    "Why would God let Maddie go off?" Arthur blurted out, almost surprised by his own questioning of faith.

    New York looked startled for a moment and then relaxed as he took another swig of his canteen. "The Devil. The Devil got in this country when it turned its back on the New Jerusalem. We were all brothers, once. But not only did the Brexit fearmongers trash us Yankees for being their so-called bosses, they killed Churchill and the Wormists infiltrated all levels of your society. This country was used to blaspheme God and all that is good. Liberty, family, and prosperity. I got three wives back home and here I couldn't afford one! This country destroyed itself because it removed God."

    "Three wives?" Arthur asked, eyes widening. He had heard stories about polygamist Americans but had never heard about it from the horse's mouth. His parents seemed, or, well, used to seem, so busy keeping up with and supporting each other that he couldn't imagine even more parents.

    "Yeah. The Second Prophet commanded us to have tons of kids and multiply. God's blessed me with ten children. A couple are about your age. That's why I'm tryin' to help you out, kiddo. You remind me of mine. You're a good kid."

    "Thank you," Arthur said without much emotion, trying to wrap his head around all these new ideas.

    A few minutes later, their convoy of treasury trucks screeched to a halt. Up ahead about 250 yards, a massive crowd of refugees were thronging along the road and blocking the way forward. A convoy of Britannic military vehicles were surrounded by the desperate horde. Atop several of the vehicles, soldiers in olive drab uniforms and Scottish envelope hats tossed down tin cans of food and drinking water. These people had been reduced to a near-animal state of being. Limbs mindlessly flapped around and fights broke out over the supplies. Babies screamed as hundreds of strangers bumped and pushed and shoved into one another. A gentle rain overhead became a steady winter downpour of freezing droplets, adding to their perfect picture of misery.

    "Wait here, kid. I'm gonna take a look," said New York. "Stay in here. We might have to move fast." He adjusted his helmet and jumped out of the truck by leaping over the tailgate and onto the muddy road below. Up ahead, several more Americans were bailing from their vehicles and congregating to discuss what to do next.

    Sargent "Appalachia," as Arthur called him, waved New York over. He was wearing a dark gray poncho that had a hood that fit over his helmet, and his trenchsweeper was slung under the whole thing to keep it dry and ready to go. "Guys!" Sarge barked. "We gotta clear that path. That's the only damn road forward and the trucks can't go off-roadin' in this mud with all the weight from the assets, y'all read me?"

    "How are we gonna do this, Sarge?" New York asked, resting his hands on his duty belt and trying to pop his own back via stretching and flexing. The truck was not the most comfortable place to nap.

    "I reckon we get back in the trucks and just full throttle it. If they know what's good for 'em, they'll clear out of the way. Them soldiers yonder will see our trucks and think we're on their side. They won't give us no trouble. Hell, they'd probably appreciate us pushin' them folks out of the way."

    Just then, the sounds of gunshots cracking over the steady hum of the rain and truck engines made them flinch and hit the dirt. Someone had opened fire in the crowd, and now the Scottish troopers were losing their cool. Within seconds, the crowd was engulfing the Army trucks and assaulting their would-be saviors, refusing to accept that there were no more supplies. A belt-fed opened up from the back of one of the vehicles and started pouring lead into the civilians, but to little avail. Within moments, formerly peaceful citizens were jubilantly holding up military rifles and dragging the corpses of the Scotsmen through the crowd and into a watery ditch.

    "Jesus Christ Almighty," Appalachia muttered. "Buncha fuckin' psychos. Alright, we're gonna steamroll 'em. Everyone, get back to your trucks and get ready to go full-speed ahead, y'all."

    New York returned to the truck to find Arthur panicking in the back corner, just behind the cab. "Kid! Get down and stay down."

    "What... what's happening out there?" Arthur asked unsteadily as he slid from off the crates and onto the floor of the truckbed.

    "Bad shit. This could get real ugly, kid. Stay down, and don't lift your head until I tell you, ya dig?" New York commanded him while grabbing a cocaine lozenge from a belt compartment and biting down hard on it. He lung his rifle's barrel over the back of the tailgate and gave a small salute to the driver in the truck behind him as they all started to roll forward, first slowly and then so fast the tires began to scream and fling mud and melting snow wildly.

    The lead truck of the American caravan met the crowd first. The carnage was terrible. Bone and flesh smacked up against the reinforced bumper and was crushed out of the way, the vehicle crushing them under massive tires and sending gold bricks inside the vehicle shifting and then smashing to the floor. Two gunners in the back fired out wildly as the crowd dispersed and panicked. Several civilians fired back with their captured guns, but to little avail. As the convoy battered its way through the mass of people, the shouts and screams of the dying filled the air like a nightmarish symphony of terror.

    Arthur heard the shouts of children and women and was horrified to think what was going on outside. Why were they doing this? These men had helped him! Were they so callous that they could just commit a war crime like it was nothing. He felt sick to his stomach as he laid on the truckbed floor, his nose pressed against the boards and his arms over his head. But finally, the hellish noises drove him mad and he sat up, only to see the exact moment that New York popped a round square into the chest of a grandfatherly-looking old man with a white beard and a flat cap. The old timer buckled and fell backwards into puddle of mud and blood like a puppet with its strings cut.

    "Stop! Oh my God, what are you doing?!" Arthur cried out in anguish.

    New York slid over and shoved him to the truckbed once more, yelling, "Get down, kid! What the fuck is wrong with you!"

    The young lad struggled as much as he could against the full-grown soldier, but to no avail. "What the fuck is wrong with you, more like! You're massacring them!"

    "They just massacred some Scottish soldiers, if you must know. They ain't harmless, you brat! Now stay down or I'll knock you the hell out!" New York ordered him.

    "American dog!" Arthur cried out through his red-hot tears as their truck hit another "speed bump." New York sprayed several more rounds out of his rifle before ducking back down to reload. At that moment, Arthur lunged forward and tried to grab the fresh magazine from the man's hand. "I won't let you murder any more people!" New York simply sighed, raised the ass-end of his rifle on high, and brought it down on Arthur's face.

    The whole world went black.

    ***

    Pinnacleus Cincinnatus Bush checked the time on his wristwatch and fidgeted nervously with a pen on his desk. As head of the Bank of the Union, as well as the representative head of the Banking Clan, he was a busy man prone to fits and spells of overwork, exhaustion, and stress. But even so, P.C.--as he was known--found the rare moments of silence or calm more troubling than anything, as it gave him far, far too much time to think. So many variables, so many possible outcomes, so many opportunities for failure all kept him up at night and filled every waking moment in which he was not engrossed in work. And now, at present, he could do nothing but wait for his secure-line phone to ring.

    At last, it did. In a flash, Bush threw the pen almost fully across the room, bouncing off of the pedestal that bore the taxidermied remains of a black bear he had shot a few years ago during a hunting trip with then-ORRA Supreme Chief Oswald. He grabbed the red phone's receiver and immediately brought it up to his face. "This is Bush."

    A voice on the other end of the phone drawled out its words in a thick southern accent. "'Evenin', sir. I'm calling about the English situation."

    "Yes, yes," Bush replied, leaning forward in his chair and resting his forehead on his palm. He couldn't tell if his hands or his palms were sweatier. "Well, what do you have for me, man?"

    "I heard tell of a massacre by ORRA boys at a checkpoint just a few miles northeast of Southampton. They said they was drivin' big ole transports and they was full of gold and shit. I went and scoped out the place it happened and found a couple gold bars lyin' in the mud. Musta slipped out when they were rolling over the bodies of pedestrians."

    "Jesus," Bush muttered. "Well, can you catch up to them?"

    "Oh, that won't be a problem, sir. Me and the boys know our way around this part of England fairly well, I reckon. We'll cut 'em off at the pass, as they always said in them Lucky Duck pictures I used to watch when I was a boy. Just givin' you a status report, so to say."

    Bush feverishly pulled a Firebreather cigarette out of a golden humidor on his desk and lit it. He took a quick puff and replied, "Good, good. Excellent. Proceed then."

    The voice at the other end of the line paused for a moment before saying, "Uh, and I'm gonna ask you one more time, boss. I gotta. You know how this is going to end, right?"

    "Indeed. Leave none alive, Skelton. Wipe them out. There can be no witnesses. And not one trace of evidence can be found linking me to this operation, man."

    "I know how to send men to the Maker, Bush. Don't worry about that. But these are our fellow Americans. Just like us."

    "Like my fellow Americans, Skelton. Or have you renounced your status as a stateless gun-for-hire and grown a conscience?"

    "Nah, I'm damn straight on the whole stateless thing. Taxation is theft, and AFC can go fuck itself. That doesn't mean I'm eager to kill American soldiers. 'Specially ORRA boys. I mean, hell, there's some damn fine soldiers in this convoy. They wouldn't have gotten this far with the assets if they weren't."

    "Wipe them out, Skelton. All of them. Bring the assets to the extraction and you shall be richly rewarded. On top of that, keep those two bricks you found on the road. Consider it an up-front bonus."

    "Alright, Mr. Bush. You're the boss. I'll take the convoy in a few hours and let you know when the job is done. One last thing: I heard tell from my scouts that Wormist bastards in London are aware of the convoy and are sendin' their own boys to retrieve the goods. This could get real uncomfortable, real quick. If we have to fight off the Wormies, that's gonna cost extra."

    "I am about to own the fucking crown jewels of the Hannoverians, man. Money is no object or concern. Get me that damn convoy and I'll give you whatever you want."

    "I'll hold you to that, pardner. Skelton out."
     
    A SILVER PLATTER: CONVOY AMBUSH... AGAIN
  • A SILVER PLATTER:
    CONVOY AMBUSH... AGAIN
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    "I'm gonna need what you got, fellas. It's all just business," a drawling but gentrified Southron accent shouted out over the crackling, hissing, popping of burning vehicles and wreckage of the American convoy.

    "Get fucked, merc!" shouted an ORRA boy with a New York accent from inside an overturned truck. "We're taking this gold back to the states or dying trying."

    "Fellas, I am, well, to be frankly, unscarcely afeared that there is gonna be a whole lot more of the latter," said the Southron hired gun. "Y'all know who I am, right? I respect the hell outta y'all ORRA boys, but I think we know who is gonna come out on top here. You are surrounded on all sides by the best guns Black Orchestra has. There ain't no gettin' out of this alive with the loot. So lay down your guns and we'll let you go. No need to widow y'all's wives and girlies. Ya hear?"

    "You're Skellie, the dollar dan from Osage," shouted one of the ORRA boys who had survived the initial ambush that had seen their lead truck detonate in a fireball thanks to a well-placed mine, causing a massive pileup. As the Americans tried to hop out of their wrecked vehicles and return fire, Black Orchestra sharpshooters turned the whole event into a reenactment of Braddock's Defeat during the Seven Years' War. Only a handful of Americans now survived.

    The Southron smiled underneath his massive mustache, the pale blue eyes under the brim of his dark tan pinch-crown hat lighting up from the flickering reflection of the blazing inferno all about him. "I am indeed Skellie Skelton, the dollar dan from Osage. Y'all know that the original Dollar Dan, the greatest damn mercenary of all time, was my mentor?" He shifted on his feet, the antique long-barrel revolver twitching in his hand as he kept an eye out for movement or tricks from the ORRA boys. Skelton was one of the last of the cowboys, in his own personal grand sense of self-perception, and Dollar Dan's Moneymaker, with its ivory grips, marked him as the best, and last, of the old-time gunmen. "So, listen, boys. Lay down your guns and come on out. We'll tie you up, leave you be, and no one else has to die, ya dig?"

    "You gotta mighty big head for a traitor!" the New York accent retorted, followed by the sound of a new magazine being loaded into a rifle.

    "I am no traitor, boys," said Skellie calmly. "America was founded on the principles of freedom and personal liberty. To quote Tommy Paine, 'The world is my country, all mankind are my brothers.' Somewhere along the line, we stopped giving a damn 'bout any of that, but I didn't. Now, one last chance, boys. Come on out, or we come on in, and if come on in, you won't being comin' on out ever again, and that's a fact, by God."

    A bullet fired from inside the truck with the New Yorker whizzed by Skellie's head, leaving a small scorch mark on the brim of his hat. He smiled and sighed as he raised Moneymaker up to eye level and squeezed the trigger, resulting in a scream from inside the vehicle. "What a man gets for expressing mercy and charity in the Lord," he muttered.

    In an instant, the entire road lit up with gunfire and muzzle flashes. Although he was striding into the open and with seemingly vanishingly slim care if he lived or died, Skellie was unharmed. The gaunt merc walked ahead at a leisurely gait, his brown trenchcoat blowing in the breeze. ORRA troopers were leaping out of every nook and cranny along the debris-strewn country road, but every single one who raised a gun against Skelton was either cut down by Moneymaker or sniped by a Black Orchestra "musician." One trooper, covered in blood and badly injured, was choking on his own blood but still attempting to raise his sidearm to take aim at Skellie. Within a nanosecond, a bullet slammed into the young man's hand, sending bone, blood, and the sidearm flying through the air. Skellie merely looked down at the dying man, touched the edge of his hat in acknowledgement, and said, "'Scuse me, fella. Comin' through."

    "Fuck you, hillbilly!" screamed a trooper from behind an overturned truck. He held up a grenade, pulled the pin, and lobbed it at the uncaring and seemingly inattentive mercenary boss. It skipped on the ground once... twice... three times--and then rolled directly under Skellie's heel.

    "'Praise be to the Lord my Rock,' Skellie calmly recited Psalms to himself and whoever could hear. "Who trains my hands for war, and my fingers for battle.'" At the end of the verse, his leg moved at seemingly superhuman speed, his oxblood captoe boots sending the grenade straight back from whence it came with freakish precision. The resulting explosion killed the original thrower and two more Yankees as well, sending gore, glass, and shrapnel flying through the air.

    Over the next ten minutes, Skellie proved why he was considered the greatest gunfighter alive since the death of Dollar Dan Dunwich. Not once did he take cover, not once did he flinch, he merely made his way down the line of trucks taking out every single opponent in his way as snipers backed him up and two more Black Orchestra gunmen advanced from behind. Within this short span of time, the ORRA squad was almost entirely destroyed. In between every six deadly shots, the Osage-native flicked the cylinder of Moneymaker out and loaded it with six more bullets, all perfectly arranged on speed-loaders kept in his combat belt's satchel.

    Arthur Aldridge was just coming to, rubbing his head as he tried to get his bearings straight and understand what was going on. New York, the man he thought was his friend, had knocked him out when he had tried to keep the American from massacring English civilians. Now, gunfire was erupting all around and the smell of fire and gunsmoke was overwhelming. The young teen tried to rise to his feet and saw New York, blood pouring from his arm, firing blindly out the back of the truck. The first bullet Skellie had fired had struck him and made it nearly impossible to reload his weapon. The man turned and looked at Arthur with bloodshot eyes.

    "Look, kid, I need your help. You think I'm a bad guy? I ain't got shit on what's coming our way. So, please, kid, help me reload this gun and we'll get outta here. I promise."

    Arthur crouched down and made his way over to New York, taking the empty rifle from the man's bloody grip. New York moved his injured, shattered arm with a groan and used his good hand to retrieve a fresh magazine from his belt, handing it to Arthur. The gunfire was dying out outside, the number of surviving Yanks depleting to near-zero. With a click, Arthur slid the magazine into place and wracked the bolt.

    "Thanks, kid. Gimme that thing, hurry!" New York begged him, his fingers making a desperate grasping gesture as the footsteps of Skelton approached outside. Arthur stood up straight, looked once at the rifle and then down at New York. "Kid?" The young lad raised the rifle so that New York was gazing directly down the barrel. "Kid, put that down and give it to me! For fuck's sake, c'mon! We're pals!"

    "You're nothing but a dog," Arthur spat back. "And dogs get put down!" Before he could make another plea, the firing pin struck the fatal round and New York's throat was aerated by his own weapon. A deathly gurgle escaped his lips as he slid to the floor of the truck.

    "Nice work, son," said a drawling Southron accent just outside the truck. Arthur shakily aimed the rifle out the back of the truck, but saw no one. Then he noticed that the hole in the canvas from the round that hit New York's arm formed a peephole. A pale blue eye was gazing at him through it. "Now drop the rifle, son. I got fifteen guns trained on you right now. I don't have no quarrel with children."

    Arthur's hands shook even more, sweat pooling on the grips of the rifle. "Who-who are you?" the kid asked.

    "I'm Skelton. Conductor of the Black Orchestra. You ever heard of us?" the man asked, his pale, unblinking eye still laser-focused on Arthur.

    "Black Orchestra? Yeah, you blokes are legends. Adventurers without a country. I r-read 'bout you lot in the pulps."

    Although Arthur could still only see the eye, he was sure he could somehow sense the man was grinning. "That's right, son. We got no quarrel with you. Put down the gun, and jump out of the truck and you can live just fine, see? Whaddaya say, pardner?"

    Arthur had killed two men now. He wasn't trying for a third, nor did he think he could actually outgun a mercenary legend. With a cracking voice, he replied, "O-okay, deal, sir. Please don't shoot. I'll drop the gun."

    "That's a lad," the Southron said with a happy chuckle.

    With a loud clang, the rifle hit the cobblestones outside. In a moment, Arthur came out afterward, his whole body shaking. He could see multiple gunmen all along the roadside, all of them with rifles pointed directly at him. Then there was Skelton, in his trenchcoat, sideburns, and bushy mustache, who was, as he had guessed, smiling broadly and triumphantly. The man didn't look especially evil or diabolical, but at the same time looked like he knew how to kill a man in one thousand different ways, and he probably had. "I surrender, sir," Arthur said.

    Skellie Skelton chuckled and lowered Moneymaker. "Hah! He surrenders boys! Get our trucks pulled in and start loading this god-danged loot! Move it, y'all!"

    As the Black Orchestra "musicians" loaded the beloved treasures of the Britannic Union onto their own "civilian" transport trucks, Arthur sat on the roadside, his chin on his knees and his hands wrapped around his ankles, thinking of all the times in the past couple days he had narrowly survived being shot to death. To his surprise, Skelton walked his way and asked him, "You okay, son?"

    "I'm fine, I guess," Arthur replied glumly. "I just want to be somewhere safe."

    "Well, sorry, pardner, but that ain't here. That anthrax should be rolling in here in a few hours. These guys giving you a ride, I take it?"

    "Yeah, they were. I even helped them fight some Imperials. But then they massacred a lot of my people, and I realized they were right proper evil sons of bitches, sir," Arthur told him, his voice brimming with anger as he remembered the thump of the dead refugees under the wheels of the American truck.

    "Where you headed?" Skellie asked, crouching down on one knee to be eye-level with the boy. "You got folks?"

    "My dad got killed. My mom and sister were headed for London when we got separated. It's too late for me to go there now. The Yanks were taking me to the southwest coast."

    "Sorry for your fortune, pardner. Really I am. Tell you what! If you promise not to shoot me like you did Bluebelly back there, I'll take you to Berlin with me."

    "Thank you, sir, but there's nothing for me in Berlin. I suppose I will just get on the nearest rescue ship if you can get me to the coast."

    "Berlin is like a whole 'nother planet, son. There's freedom, there's opportunity. I ain't taking you to the coast and puttin' your ass on some godforsaken slow boat to hellhole land, because right now there are two options for rescue ships, and damn both of 'em. One is the American 'ark' fleet and the second is the Loomies. The Loomies said they aren't gonna let 'their fellow men' die of some damnfool national suicide, and the Bluebellies are gonna send all the Brits they can get to 'promised land' of New Zion. But when a gift horse is Loomie or Yankee, don't just look it in the mouth, son, you better have it analyzed in a damn laboratory. Come with us, to Berlin, and I'll see if you got what it takes to become a Black Orchestra man. I don't do this job because I enjoy killin', and I gave these boys plenty of chances to surrender, just like I gave you. I do this job because this is the closest you can have to personal freedom and living life on your own terms. I have no borders. I have no state. I don't belong to a cult. I go wherever I please on other people's dimes because they want me to work for 'em. They don't care if I'm cornbread, they know I am the best at what I do. And I could train you to be better than me some day. I ain't never had time for a wife or a steady gal, so I don't have kids. But a lot of Black Orchestra boys adopt war orphans and bring 'em up. This is a silver platter, son. Reach out and dig in."

    A million thoughts pounded through Arthur's skull. If he didn't go with them, he would never get out of the country in time on his own. But if he went to Berlin, the odds of him finding his mother and sister dwindled to almost nothing. Who even knew what ship they would get put on? They could be in America or Russia inside of a month. It was a nightmare, and he just wanted it all to stop.

    "Boss!" yelled a German man wearing a black combat uniform, his Loomie-made submachine gun slung over his chest, paratrooper-style. "We have incoming Wormist vehicles! We need to get moving, mach schnell!"

    Skellie picked up the American rifle Arthur had tossed down earlier and held it out, gesturing for Arthur to take it. "I ain't leavin' you with some Wormist psychos, pardner. Take this here gun and get in one of the trucks and I'll make sure you get out of this shitshow in one piece. I promise that, son."

    Arthur locked eyes with the man, looked down at the gun, and back up at the man. Then, he made his decision, stood up, and took the gun. "Alright, sir."
     
    TRURO: HANDING OVER THE PRIZE
  • TRURO:
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    The convoy of Black Orchestra vehicles rolled to a halt in the town of Truro, location of a landing of French troops during the Fall of the Empire so many decades before. It had not been an uneventful ride, with widespread violence, looting, and mayhem breaking out on every inch of Britannic soil that had not yet been abandoned silenced by the inevitable tendrils of the Massive Area Denial Device. The town of Truro was overwhelmed by refugees, which simultaneously annoyed, disturbed, and gratified Skelton, who sat in the driver's seat of the lead truck.

    "Isn't it dangerous for us to be in the front of the convoy, sir?" young Arthur Aldridge asked from the passenger seat as he fidgeted with his oversized rifle and looked out the window at the herds of frightened masses.

    "Indeedy, son. It is. But I don't trust my fate to no one, y'see? I trust the Good Lord to protect me, and when it's my time to die I will. But it is not this day, kid. We're almost to the meeting spot. Home stretch!" Skellie said with a cautious smile as he side-eyed a nearby beggar, pawing for a ride.

    "So why do they call you Skeleton?" Arthur inquired, raising an eyebrow.

    "I used to be quite thin, ya know. When Dollar Dan took me in, I was starvin', emaciated, and on death's door. He called me Skeleton. Plus, along with that, I'm a bit of a grim reaper, some folks say. So I just take it as it comes and go with the flow, so to speak, hear? It fits me, I think."

    "Tell me about Dollar Dan," Arthur said, excitedly. "I heard you mention him a couple times, now."

    Skelton grinned and took a sip from his canteen before handing it over and offering it to Arthur, who greedily drank it up. "Dollar Dan was the greatest gun-fighter and frontiersman since Daniel Boone, if you know who that was."

    "The chap who wore the opossum on his head, right?" asked Arthur.

    "Eh, you got the general idea, yeah. Dollar Dan was such a grand hired gun that his very nickname became a byword a-sorts for all hired guns everywhere. People called him Dollar Dan the Killin' Man, the Osage Gun-Goblin, even Destiny Dan, and lots more, but his name was Daniel Boone Davis--and yes, named for the man with the, uh, possum on his head. He started out as a paid explorer for the Bluebelly government, surveyin' land after the conquest of California and Canada. Now old Dan, he was a fast draw, and after the companies and corporations started a-claimin' soil after said conquest, they needed gunmen to patrol it and keep the filthy tide of peasants and regular folk from comin' in."

    "So... the government let the companies have first call on the new land?" Arthur asked, trying to understand his bizarre American cousins.

    Skelton made a turn down a suburban neighborhood. The houses were all shattered and looted, with several men still in the act of pulling someone from a cellar entry and delivering a beatdown for daring to hold out supplies. "Same as it ever was, and has been, in America, I'm afraid, son. The government promises the people the world, promises them gold, soil, and glory, but in the end, the companies, the Economic Clans, always get first dibs over normal folk. It's just how it goes. Anywho, back to my main tale, the main show, as it were, pardner. Y'see, old Dan found himself in the employ of the Holyfield Security Force. Holyfield is that creepy family of inbred oilmen you might have heard of. Their current head was given the entirety of Colombia as a personal playground. Anyway, the Holyfields were building this pipeline to bring water to Angel Grove, a city that by all rights should have never been more than a few houses, a church, and a brothel, and instead it's now a major city back there. Farmers in the Mono Valley didn't take kindly to getting, one: screwed out of the first dibs on the good land, and two: having these inbred apes take their water and kill their crops. They started blowin' up parts of the pipeline and even blew up a damn company aeroship. HSF goes in, Dollar Dan in tow, and they don't truck with company property bein' destroyed. They cleaned house. Every last farmer went down--some clapped in iron and others in six feet of soil. Dollar Dan was a hero, got himself a big raise. And there he is, gettin' all celebrated-like, but he's feelin' not so great about it. He quits and becomes a free agent, y'see? Over the years, he becomes the greatest free agent of all. Eventually, he got drafted by the Black Orchestra outfit out of Berlin. He rescued me from a human trafficking outfit that some cultists were runnin'. I was gonna be sacrificed to the serpent god. He took me under his shoulder and later, as he was dyin', he gifted me Moneymaker, his six-shooter. Old lady, this gun, but I wouldn't go anywhere without her."

    "How did he die, if you don't mind me asking?" Arthur asked. He was greatly enjoying the story and it distracted him from the chaos around them.

    "Black Orchestra answers to no flag but our own. We were founded by an old-time Nipponese samurai who came to Europe after the Americans took over. He was a great musician and conductor, best since Beethoven, some said, but he was even better at killin'. Finally, one day, Dollar Dan became more popular than this old Nip, and the Nip was gettin' up there in years. So he challenges him to a duel. If Dan defeats him in singular combat, he has the right to lead the company, y'see? All of us are trained in Nip-style swordsmanship, includin' Dan. But... well, the luck ran out, and the Nip ran him through. Still never lost a gunfight. I was there. I watched him die."

    Arthur looked down, saddened. "I watched my father die, as well. I'm sorry, sir. I know... I know what that feels like."

    Skelton slid a hand across and clapped Arthur on the shoulder. "Yeppers, I reckon you do. Hang in there, son."

    "What about the old Nipponese man? What happened to him?"

    A look of focus and anger came over Skelton's face as he replied, "Old bastard died of a 'heart attack' a few months later. Command went to his son. I'm gonna--one day, y'see, and one day soon--challenge that little daddy's boy for command and have my justice. This job is gonna be my last big one, y'see? I'm gonna use the profits to buy me some loyalty and mount me a little rebellion, and put my sword through that little entitled paper-pusher's throat. Hey, I think we're about here."

    Up ahead, at the end of a long empty street, a cluster of official-looking vehicles was parked like a circle of covered wagons from the Indian days. Mercenaries in suits, ties, and combat gear strode about, watching the convoy of Black Orchestra vehicles roll in. In a moment, a man with a thick head of brown hair and a pristine gray business suit waved them down and motioned for them to lay on the brakes. Arthur did so, and within a moment, he, Arthur, and the rest of the mercenaries began to bail out and stretch their legs.

    "You must be Mr. Skelton!" said the businessman, pointing to the spindly merc. His other hand carried a gas mask.

    "Indeed. Whom do I owe the pleasure?" Skellie asked, shaking hands.

    "Ebeneezer Bush the Younger. Folks call me Eb. I'm the general accounting manager for Bank of the Union. My cousin, Pinnacleus, the CEO, sent me to oversee our little transaction." All about the convoy, the armed men in suits began to examine the content of the trucks and were busy noting things down on papers and bustling about with boxes of the most valuable items. After a few speedy moments, two adjutants brought a iron box before Bush and opened it up, revealing the antique crown jewels of the old British Empire of the Hannoverians.

    Skelton crossed his arms. "Alright, Mr. Eb, we followed through with our end of the bargain. Do you have our reward?"

    "Indeed. My cousin thanks you for the retrieval of these incredible assets, and for your speed. This might have been a hasty operation, but you excelled. Tremendous work! Not only does my CEO thank you, Mr. Takahashi does, as well."

    "Takahashi? What do you mean?" Skelton asked, his heart skipping a beat. Takahashi was the name of the leader of Black Orchestra, the cowardly little desk-dweller who he had so long planned to challenge.

    "I'm sorry, Mr. Skelton. I'm afraid this operation is highly sensitive, and cannot have even a man like yourself walking around, opening your big, fat, country-fried mouth about the whereabouts of the Crown Jewels and all this beautiful gold. And Mr. Takahashi has reason to believe that you are plotting against him. That, you might call, a bit of a convergence of needs. We, Mr. Skelton, need you dead," Eb said dramatically, almost theatrically, as he slunk behind a meat-shield of goons.

    Just the smell of the Bostonian's rancid cologne made Skelton ill. His fingers twitched as his hand went toward the pearly grip of Moneymaker, and his other hand drifted toward the Nipponese dagger under his trenchcoat. He surveyed his options as he heard his men begin to form up behind him. Those same men were starting to realize that they were about to be attacked by their allies after risking their necks to complete an incredibly dangerous and exhausting mission. Their fingers began to twitch as well as the suited goons began to pour out of every nearby doorway an alleyway, raising their guns in the direction of the mercenaries. "Mr. Bush, you're a curr, a liar, and furthermore, a proper rapscallion. I spit on you, sir. If I'm to die today, and my men, as well, at least we will die honorable deaths in combat."

    "There will be no combat, Skelton," said Bush as he boarded one of the black armored vehicles and readied to close the door. "This is an execution, not a battle."

    Arthur looked up at Skelton, panic setting over him again. "All this, just for us to die here?"

    Skelton grinned and shrugged. "I'm sorry, pardner. No one has ever dared double-cross me before. But I suppose there's always a first time, eh?"

    A hail of gunfire erupted all about, men dropping like flies. The only issue for the Bank of the Union security men was that it was not their guns, nor the Black Orchestra men. Instead, they were being dropped from behind by an oncoming tide of government troops in uniforms covered in bizarre sigils and occult symbols. It was the retrieval force sent out by Marshal Ephraim Becket, the acting leader of Britannia, the head of the Army, and the new leader of the late Dr. Clubb's Wormist sect.

    After realizing what was going on, Skelton didn't hesitate to turn around, throw Arthur to the ground, whirl back around, draw Moneymaker, and blast three of the stunned and panicking Banking men. As the cultists poured into the area from every possible direction, the hired gun knew he had to act quickly if he and his young squire were going to get out of here alive. As a Wormist trooper charged him with a bayonet, he pulled out the short Nipponese sword from under his coat, deflected the attack, and then shoved the blade directly under the man's chin and out the back of the skull. He pulled the blade out like the victim's head was made of butter. He then reached into his combat belt, drew a small black orb, and threw it to the ground, sending a noxious cloud of smoke in all directions. Without a second to lose, he grabbed his young ward, plunged the sword into the ground, and in one swift movement sent a sturdy metal sewer lid flying. As the sounds of battle overwhelmed the senses, he and Arthur hopped into the sewers of Truro.

    As our protagonists desperately waded through filth and muck as they made their escape, they could hear the buzzing noise of approaching whirlygigs. Bush had ordered in backup, and now the Wormist troops were getting a taste of heavy metal as full-auto side-cannons ripped into their ranks. The oily Banker watched from inside his armored car as five nearby cultists were slammed by the death from above. One man was sent careening backward and into a dumpster, which was a fitting resting place for such filth, Bush smiled. The battle would rage on for thirty minutes. All of the Black Orchestra men were cut down, and the cultists were sent reeling back in retreat. But the fight wasn't truly over. More Wormists were arriving by the minute and advancing on their position.

    "Sir!" shouted a terrified driver to Eb Bush. "What are your orders? We're surrounded."

    "You are the only one surrounded, Roy," the Banker said with a wry, wicked smile.

    "Sir?" the clueless driver asked as he loaded a sidearm and waited for further explanation. Bush simply grabbed a helmet from the seat next to him, stepped out of the car, and shot a flare into the sky from a small orange device he had kept under his suit jacket. Within seconds, one of the Bank of the Union choppers had landed and was waving to him to hop on. Bush grabbed the chest containing the crown jewels and hopped aboard. He could hear the driver's door of the armored car open up and Roy come hurtling his way, exclaiming, "Wait! Please, sir! Don't leave me with these heathen!"

    But the chopper was already lifting off, Roy's fingers barely gripping the side of the craft. Eb Bush smiled and looked down at the pathetic chauffeur. "Sorry, pal. My mission is to bring these shiny babies back to my cousin. And you're dead weight that will only slow us down."

    "Sir! Please! I have children!" begged Roy as Bush's oxford dress shoe moved over his fingers and the chopper rose higher and higher. "Please! Don't leave me! I have served you for eight years! Is that not worth anything to you, you rich bastard?!"

    "The only thing worth anything is money, Roy!" The shoe bore down on the pale, white fingers. As Roy hurtled toward the pavement below, Bush merely slapped the chest of jewels with one hand and mockingly saluted the splattered remains of his driver down below. "Mission accomplished! Now let's get back to the States!"
     
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    Desperate scenes of mass exodus from Britannia and Holland, 1954

    The result of the detonation of the Massive Area Denial Device made the Congo Dam look like a child's toy. The humanitarian crisis that followed occurred in some of the most densely-populated areas on earth, from the beautiful cities of Britannia to the heart of Germania. Winter winds carried the spores north, across the sea, and were impacting the shores of Holland within a month. The collective rescue effort by the major powers to get out as many innocent victims as possible was the last hurrah of international cooperation before what some historians call the Second Dark Age began. The 1950s would be an era of endless conflict, sickness, struggle to survive, and mass population resettlement. And at the helm of this era stood the enlightened despot himself: Vadim Maximovich.

    It had been Vadim all along who had used his agents within the Anglo Wormist cult and the Britannic government to utilize Maddie for his own ends. To make no mistake, Maddie was, very much, an original idea of the fascist Britannic government, but it was too stupid and too easily exploited to let it go to waste unused. In fact, there were orders dispatched to the Illuminist Navy and Army to prepare for large-scale action just months before the detonation. In the early months of 1954, and as Skelton and his young ward Arthur finally found a way to the Mainland, public order and rule of law in Northern Europe was breaking down rapidly. Germania, including the Berlin Free State, were in an uproar. Thousands of refugees were looting and burning, desperate for food, and the local population began to view those they had worked so hard to rescue as ungrateful scum.

    Caesar had mobilized the entirety of the Imperial Armed Forces to maintain public order, setting up vast concentration camps and holding facilities for the refugees. Following his general staff expressing distaste for his kindness to old enemies, he remarked:

    "What kind of men would we be to let women and children be consumed by the monstrously stupid and stunted suicide of their own government? What kind of men would let women and children trample themselves at the docks to get aboard American and Illuminist vessels, shipping themselves off to maddened cults? We would be no men at all, but monsters. I will not go to my Maker and try to explain why the mercy He showed us on the Cross was not extended to our neighbors when they prayed for salvation. Mother Mary protect us all."

    THE FALL OF HOLLAND

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    The Royal Palace in Amsterdam sits abandoned and flooded, late 1953

    Holland's government collapsed in March. Refusing to leave the capital and refusing to beg their cousins in Paris for help, King Bram I and the Royal Family hunkered down in Amsterdam and awaited their fate. The Royal Army, under Field Marshal Willem Baas, announced a coup and that a new government-in-exile would be established first in Norway before relocating to South Africa in the summer. The Norwegian Army, for their part, sacrificed many of their men and ships to try to get their Dutch friends across the sea, but the taint of anthrax was high, resulting in huge losses. Several Norwegian and Dutch vessels scuttled themselves following contamination--rather than die a slow and painful death.

    Like in Britannia, the Dutch Royal Army mostly disintegrated. Men either wished to see and die with their families, flee with them, or turned to marauding and despoiling to survive. By the end of that March, law and order was non-existent. Holland, like Britannia once again, was now an apocalyptic wasteland. Beautiful monuments stood over empty, burning plazas. Historic castles, buildings, bridges, dikes and dams, stood unmanned and neglected. Spring failed to arrive that year, and late snows occurred, further carrying the spores of disease with them. Late April would see the snow turn to rain, the dikes gave way in some areas due to the surging tides and neglect. Apocalyptic flooding occurred. By early May, much of Amsterdam, Lelystad, and other beautiful, ancient cities were under a foot of water. Conditions for those few citizens who remained were essentially unlivable. It was by this time that Baas's emergency government recognized that they would likely never return to their homeland. Holland, much like the Congo, had become a vast, bleak swamp, a mire of muck and despair.

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    Field Marshal and Emergency Chancellor Willem Baas

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    The Dutch Parliament Building, 1954

    In order to prevent the Dutch arsenal from falling into the hands of terrorists and warlords, several units of the Dutch Army known as the "Happy Warriors" bravely stayed behind--or even went in after the event--to rig Royal Arsenals to blow up, as well as breaching certain levies and sending landships and other armored vehicles underwater. Even elements of the Norwegian, Swedish, and Europan armed forces performed similar brave acts to limit the amount of Dutch weaponry falling into the hands of terrorists and brigands. There were already enough random pieces of Britannic manufacture floating around the refugee camps, and any amount that could be prevented from getting into the wrong hands was worth the trouble.

    While many of the missiles and rockets of the Dutch Army were taken away safely in the opening hours of the crisis, some were inevitably left behind. Those that could not be submerged in floodwaters and rusted to beyond use were targeted with bombers. Swedish-made "Jarlhammer 49" bombers flew sorties to destroy rocket and explosive storehouses. One base, near Utrecht, was so large and so packed that it was said the black smoke plume could be seen for fifty miles.

    Summer would arrive with a less-flattering story about Baas's New Dutch Army and his exile government. Whispers began to go around the international community that, in the opening hours of the Fall of Amsterdam, the Royal Family had not desired to "go down with the ship of state," so to speak, but had prepared to travel to South Africa to establish a new capital there. According to this summary of events, Baas and his staff had received Norwegian backing to "rid Holland of the last vestiges of Bonapartist blood and monarchy" to garner favor with the Americans and other fascist states. Just before Baas was to depart Norway for South Africa, the government in South Africa declared independence as the South African Republic and declared Baas to be an enemy of the state. When word reached the vast Dutch holdings in Indochina, they, too, erupted into revolution. White landowners and plantation bosses called in to their Australian friends for support, resulting in an Australian invasion that went about as well as a bull in a china shop. Islamic regions and other revolutionary elements saw the deployment of Aussie troops as a step too far and intensified their calls to action against this new foreign incursion. The age of the Dutch Empire was truly over. The war would continue raging in Indochina well into the 1970s.

    Meanwhile, late 1953 would see the collapse of the new South African government. The blacks simply outnumbered the whites, including those who had fled across the border from terrible conditions in New Cackalack. The native black Africans viewed South Africa as their one chance to form an independent black ethno-state and were not about to let one white government be followed by another. The South African Civil War would intensify well into 1956, when the disgraced nephew of Chancellor Gamble, Bushrod Gamble, established himself as a "hillbilly warlord" and vowed to "make South Africa white as snow, by golly by damn." Without any "official" state backing, at least at first, Bushrod, his right-hand and cousin, Gomer Gamble, and their "Banjo Boys" raised hell and prevented a full-on collapse of the white government, now led by General Jan Blomkamp. This would all lead to the Greater South African Conflict, known by the blacks as the Liberation War, that would stretch on until 1965 and see local wars and skirmishes all across Sub-Saharan Africa. This conflict will be covered in detail at a later time.

    Despite NUSA President Charles Oswald's personal loathing of the Carolinas, Gambles, and their ilk, he allowed American mercenaries and special forces to assist in the conflict because his advisors warned him that large elements of the Black Liberation Movement was sponsored, trained, and funded by Moscow. Much of the matter was relegated to Fleet Admiral Nathan Woodhouse, who utilized his position as head of NUSA Africa Command, based out of Lincolnia, to blockade the coasts of South Africa. Interestingly, Woodhouse was, himself, quite black. Gomer Gamble was a long-time resident of Jacksonland and long been a work camp overseer, and he would also attain something along the lines of Oswald's "begrudging and disgusting respect," according to Presidential Mansion insiders.

    "If I had to pick a single hillbilly Cokie to go with me into a hostile jungle, it would certainly be that banjo-picking bastard Gomer. What he lacks in teeth, that, er, ah, trailer park Napoleon--he makes up for in his ability to wage war relentlessly and without ceasing."
    - President Charles Oswald

    "We're low on ammo? Shitfire, y'all! I can fight every blackie in Africa if you give me some dang goober peas, a beer, and a machete."
    - Gomer Gamble during the 1956 siege of Johannesburg

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    Bushrod Gamble, the "Hillbilly Warlord"

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    EUROPE FALLS: THE CENTER CANNOT HOLD

  • EUROPE FALLS:
    THE CENTER CANNOT HOLD
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    West Germanian military police advance through a neighborhood falling to anarchy

    Central Europe, while not as heavily contaminated as Britannia, Ireland, Holland, and Northern France, was still very much devastated by the detonation of the Massive Area Denial Device, with the first anthrax spores landing in West Germania (officially known as the Germanian Republic) in March, 1954. But the real impact was felt long before, as millions of refugees from Britannia and Holland fled across the border. Aging multi-term Reichsprasident Wilhelm Friedrich Burst, who was wheelchair-bound and only rarely ever appeared in public by this point, resigned. A long-time American plant-puppet who greatly despised the new Oswaldian administration, Burst had long desired a way to step down, and the mayhem that currently was breaking out in society at large was the perfect chance. His American handlers, too busy securing their own exits from the likely collapse of the government, paid no mind as he penned his resignation with a shaky hand.​

    "I have led this government since 1944. I was fairly popular and inoffensive, they said--palatable to both the Germanian masses here in the Reich and our American masters in Philadelphia. I have served this country for ten long years as Reichsprasident, and for my entire adult life in the military and the government. I have done my best to defend what little sovereignty we were allowed by our membership in the perfidious League of Nations and against the encroachments of the godless wastrels of the East. I am old. I am sick. And as this age collapses from the entirely-foreseeable anthrax 'incident' in Britannia, I am doing the honorable thing by admitting that I am not the man to hold this country together during this time of crisis. I love this country, I love my volk, but I cannot go on. Effective immediately, I resign as Reichsprasident. In a few moments, this sick man will take his final dignity and meet his God. God willing, I will see you all in the next life, if we are not cast into outer darkness for the terrible sins we have committed and for the blasphemous and bloodsoaked allies we have made. I advise all who listen to this, my final address, during this, seemingly the End of Days, to repent in time while time you have, for there is no repentance in the grave. May God bless the Reich, and may God forgive me."

    - The Final Address of Reichsprasident Burst

    Burst proceeded to take his own life via an overdose of prescription medication. As can be imagined, neither his suicide nor his address calmed the public. The government began to fracture and break down immediately, and a council of generals and admirals announced they would form an emergency government. This brought little comfort to those who saw desperate hordes of foreigners crossing a border growing more and more heavily contaminated with anthrax spores. It offered no peace of mind to the mothers and fathers struggling to buy food and necessary supplies at stores rapidly falling to looters. The brutal extended winter and the spring floods further devastated morale. As old post-Great World War militias reformed, such as the Lutheran brigades, and looters and armed thugs began to control huge sections of major cities, the official Army and Navy was bleeding manpower. Within a short period, ten percent of the military had deserted in favor of returning to their homes and cities to be with their families to attempt to either secure ways out of the country or to hunker down and await the coming storm.

    On April 2, 1954, the "Emergency Governing Council" declared that Treasury Secretary and Lutheran minister Ludwig von Koehler would serve as acting Reichsprasident. There was no true "right hand man" to succeed Burst as Reichsprasident, as the position was supposed to be filled with the winner of an emergency election in the wake of the death of the sitting ruler. By offering the position to von Koehler, a civilian bureaucrat, the EGC hoped to keep a calm, friendly face on things. Unbeknownst to them, von Koehler was actually an Illuminist agent, doing as his bosses in Moscow instructed so they would not release damaging information about his personal and sexual life. When he delivered the infamous "Third of April Speech," live on radio from the capitol of Hamburg, it horrified the EGC. In the address, which mostly was directed to the armed forces, von Koehler told these terrified men that if they so desired, they could return to their families, effectively promoting the desertion that had already nearly-crippled the military. Not only that, but those who were currently incarcerated and awaiting possible capital punishment for desertion were to also be freed, effective immediately. This was all playing into the long-term plans of the Illuminists for a sweeping conquest of Central Europe.

    In mid-April, riots erupted in the major prisons across the country. Many of them were initiated by the deserters on their way out, thinking it cruel to leave these men to rot in the face of near certain death. The prisons had more than halved rations, as food was becoming more and more scarce. If babies and the elderly in Hamburg could not fill their bellies, the government was not going to feed murderers, rapists, anarchists, and other miscreants. This was also part of von Koehler's intentional sabotage to prepare the way for an Illuminist invasion. One April 20, thousands of prisoners at the Hohenzollern Estate, a former royal palace used as a prison not far from the Berlin Free State, executed their guards and hanged the corpses from the barbed wire-lined walls. Red banners made of bed sheets dyed with blood and bearing handpainted Illuminist symbols were draped from the guard towers. The radio equipment in the nearby town was seized and a broadcast was sent into East Germania:​

    "Please help us. We, the people of West Germania, beg for an intervention from our brothers in the East. The bodies are stacked like cord wood, the fields are dusted with anthrax, and the food and water are almost gone. We have seized Hohenzollern Prison and declared an Illuminist revolution. Do not let us die. We beg for the Areopagus and for Equal Citizen Vadim Maximovich to send assistance and show this dying nation a way into a glorious future. There are many of us here, and all over the Reich, who will support the importation of the Second Enlightenment. Please, we beg of you. Long live the Revolution."

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    A prisoner's sketch of the aftermath of the revolution at Hohenzollern Prison, 1954

    This was the last straw for von Koehler, who was arrested by the EGC. General Konrad Goethe was declared the new chief executive, and he immediately split what remained of his army in two and demanded total and complete loyalty. The dawn of May brought not only more rain and flood but also word that the Illuminists were massing on the border. Roughly thirty percent of Goethe's army was left in the west to manage the sprawling refugee camps and brigands, in conjunction with the militias, while the rest were sent to the border regions to defend against a possible Illuminist incursion. Despite their personal animosity, the West Germanian government shared intelligence about Illuminist troop movement with the New Holy Roman Empire.​

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    General Konrad Goethe addresses his men, 1954

    "Holy Father, if the godless scum press this attack for which they are currently preparing against our Protestant neighbors in the north, it will forever reduce us from a great empire to a pitiful fiefdom, cut off from the world almost entirely. We will have the southern shores, but that offers little if the Illuminists press for control of the Mediterranean. Our fleet is much too small to compete. We are a land-based force of God, I am afraid, and we have few friends that would intervene if the atheists chose to blockade our ports and starve our peoples into submission. Our citizens worship the true God and are loyal to the True Pope, and we will fight. We fight now or we starve later.

    I will not make a decision without consulting you. But I plead with you to urge the people to action, to secure the north, and to liberate Bohemia. If we can catch them in a bad position, if we gain and hold momentum, I will have our tanks at the steps of the Areopagus in six months. My only concern is that the Illuminists likely have, according to our sources, have some form of nuclear weapon, the capabilities and range of which we do not know. In the end, the decision is yours, Holy Father. Deus vult."

    - Kaiser Adolf in his daily briefing for Pope Peter II, dated April 15, 1954

    "Holy Father, may this message find you well on this day. I, your humble servant in Christ the Redeemer, Chancellor Evola, wish to discuss with you the matters of a potential offensive to turn back a likely Illuminist invasion of Northern and Central Europe. I fear, Holy Father, that His Imperial Majesty the Kaiser, our Holy Roman Emperor Adolf, may be uninformed as to the possible destructive capability, number, and range of the atheist superweapons of nuclear nature, or simply blind to it in his lust for another Crusade against so diabolical and cruel an opponent. If we initiate a conflict without such weapons of our own (which we are still several years from developing, I might add), we shall be wiped from the earth by the Illuminists and cause the collapse of our revived Roman state. I understand the Kaiser's concerns about the Bohemians, but need I mention that they are Protestants--ones given the chance many a time to leave their heresy and join our glorious Empire. The Bohemians are not our ally. They are apostates! And I will not die in the defense of an apostate, Holy Father. I do not wish to see our young men be blown to bits for a pack of Hussites and Lutherans. We need to build up our naval resources, conclude our atomic project, and then deal with the godless foe once and for all. I trust your judgment, Holy Father, and I trust that you will see the wisdom and honesty of my words. Your servant always, deus vult."

    - Chancellor Evola in a letter given to Pope Peter II, dated April 17, 1954.

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    New Holy Roman Emperor Adolf, circa 1954


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    Julius Evola, Chancellor of the New Holy Roman Imperial Diet (1953 portrait)

    Pope Peter II summoned both Adolf and Evola to Rome on April 20, 1954, with the two arriving on private planes at the Vatican Airport in the middle of the night. The Holy See was in an uproar, as was the central government back in Vienna, and screaming-matches between those favored war and those who did not echoed across the nation. Mobs were gathering in the streets, from Rome to Constantinople, demanding action or peace. The Balkans, under an uneasy yoke still since their conquest in the previous two decades, were especially volatile, a powderkeg of potential Illuminist fifth columnists and nationalist revolutionaries not yet completely rooted out by Erhard Raus's Office of Inquiry.​

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    Grand Inquisitor Erhard Raus, circa 1950s

    "God's Chosen Representative on Earth" was of the opinion that their nuclear weapons situation would never improve. Uranium was an incredibly rare resource in the NHRE and not a resource which any country traded in. Their rocketry and missile systems were up to par with other modern powers, but in general, their weapons and equipment were out-of-date and much more fit for bullying the Balkans into line rather than confronting the second-largest superpower on the planet. This belief pushed Peter into the same camp with Evola in seeking to avoid all-out conflict. At the same time, he ordered the emptying of the Illuminist embassy in Vienna and severed formal diplomatic relations with the Areopagus, officially accusing them of planning to take advantage of the anthrax threat to violate treaties. Maximovich and his men laughed off these condemnations, denied any such plans, and retorted by saying that the Empire did all these things in its bloody Balkan Crusade.
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    NHRE soldiers parade through Vienna, 1954

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    Polish Illuminist troops march through downtown Krakow, 1954

    "Any troops deployed into foreign states in the face of this terrible tragedy will be present only for humanitarian actions and to render medical aide and offer any assistance asked of us by the long-suffering proles of the fascist west. The people of the west have nothing to fear other than the consequences of their leaders' insane actions. The Illuminist Bloc stands as a beacon of rationality and international camaraderie amidst a sea of imperialistic warmongering and national suicide."

    - Areopagus International Affairs Secretary Lech Buda in a press briefing dated April 22, 1954

    The above statement by Lech Buda was essentially neither a confirmation nor a confession that an invasion of the west was imminent, but most could see the writing on the wall between the lines. In honesty, the conditions for a conquest of West Germania, the Berlin Free State, and Holland could not be better. The New United States made it clear it was pulling out of the greater European sphere of influence thanks to this disaster, and was merely trying to make the best of a terrible loss for the League of Nations by shuttling as many survivors as possible to "New Zion." Europa, in turn, was trying to do the same as well as try to recover what they could in Ireland, where a huge amount of anthrax had purposefully been deployed. Though news was hard to come by in 1954 and reliable statistics were long even scarcer, by 1960, 90% of the Kingdom of Ireland was either killed or living exile. The Bonaparte royal family of Ireland was among the first Irish refugees to take up residence in mainland Europa, being housed at the Versailles Palace with their surviving parliament members, cabinet officials, and advisors.

    In the south, Portugal was experiencing a growing Illuminist movement that would likely prove a thorn in Caesar's side. Arab and Jewish revolutionaries were raising hell in the Levant. The intense schism and hatred between Avignon and Rome made an alliance--and thus the NHRE's access to Europan nuclear deterrent--fantastically unlikely. Within Europa itself, a realm that had briefly flirted with Supercatholicism, there were still closeted Illuminists plentiful enough to warrant the production of underground "Owl Rags," which were propaganda magazines intended to encourage Illuminist sabotage, subversion, and insurrection against Paris.

    Maximovich decided that he would bait the New Holy Roman Empire by encouraging rumors of an assault on Bohemia, while in actuality they would drive for Berlin and West Germania. They would let the New Holy Romans depose the Bohemian government for them, and then the Illuminist Bohemian underground movement would rise up against them and beg for deliverance from their Papal invaders. Then, after a massive assault against the NHRE in Bohemia, they would take control of the airspace around Vienna and launch a nuclear bomb upon the central government's nerve center. They would encourage the Balkans to rise up once more and a glorious rationalist revolution would sweep aside the last vestiges of Supercatholicism to the very gates of Rome. Maximovich desired not to irradiate the glorious center of nearly half the Christian world, but to see the Owl and the Eye wave on scarlet banners from its steeples and turrets. The Equal Citizen had consulted with his crystal skulls and the "Universal Aura" he spoke to within the relics told him the time was nigh. On May 20, 1954, Illuminist troops crossed the border into West Germania. Europe was once more plunged into chaos....

     
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    OPERATION RED LADY
  • Will touch up tomorrow/today and am attempting to make some illustrations for this chapter rn. My sincere apologies for keeping everyone waiting forever. Life has been... not fun. lol. But life is good when Chuck is experiencing sexual fever dreams of a lady in red with long blonde hair who is not his wife, and she's riding a nuke....

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    The situation in the War Room as President Oswald entered was absolute pandemonium (pun unintended). The young dictator was clad in his favorite white Navy-style tunic, with a button-up collar, black necktie, and a chest full of ribbons. On his left arm was the freshly-starched striped armband of the Manifest Destiny Party, with the traditional blue eagle insignia swapped out for a golden version to symbolize his rank. His thick hair was like a brown helmet, the overhead lights reflecting off a layer of hairspray applied by his personal stylist (and frequent adulterous liaison) Toots, whose real name escaped him most days. His blue eyes were somewhat reddened by a bender the previous night, but he was able to go without his favorite tortoise-shell sunglasses for once. He had chased an entire bottle of Keybeck Whiskey and followed it up with innumerable shots of whatever else he had on hand and in immediate reach. The sunglasses were clipped to a slot on his breast pocket, and he almost grabbed them to shield his eyes from all the lights. But his medications banished his symptoms, or at least hid them by making him so high he forgot the hangover to begin with. Chuck Oswald felt good. Everyone else was in an uproar and a half.

    Supreme Marshal Brigham John Barnes, the first African-American to hold the title of highest ranking Army officer in the entirety of the branch, stomped up to him in a pair of knee-high cordovan riding boots and a dark olive uniform, his right hand immediately extending in a salute. "My Atheling! Always a pleasure, sir, though I wish our situation was less exciting." Barnes' dead left eye, covered white in a corneal ulcer, gazed vacantly over his wide but stately nose and thin mustache, whilst the other eye shot everywhere and at everything all at once. Barnes was a more nervous man than Oswald would prefer, but the man took in information at record-pace and never stopped learning.

    Oswald extended his arm casually in a return salute before clasping his hands behind his back. "Supreme Commander, greetings. I trust that, however, er, ah, exciting this may be, you have things under control? What is the latest situational report from our spies in Europe?"

    Barnes motioned for Oswald to follow him to the huge table in the middle of the room, where staff officers stood busily pushing markers to and fro on the charts of Eastern and Central Europe. Red phones were pulled all about, their cords looking like a sort of Infee I-talian spaghetti. The handsets slamming on and off the receivers seemingly every second as more information came in. Barnes reached into a shiny brown leather pouch snapped to his belt and withdrew what seemed to be a pen, but quickly extended with a snap to form a pointer stick. Gesturing it over West Germania, he told his imperious master, "The Loomies have driven fast and hard. They aren't gonna let up until all of Europe east of the Bonapartes is flying the Minervan banner from every church steeple. As of 0400 hours this morning, the East Germanian People's Army and elements of the Polish People's Army, especially their Mechanized Hussars, have overrun whatever resistance was left in Berlin. The Free State has fallen. That is as expected, of course. Those bastards were so infiltrated they were practically already a Loomie puppet state before this shitshow even kicked off. Now, we have known since last week that Bohemia's sovereignty had been violated by the New Holy Roman Empire, and the government has been hauled off to Jev-only-knows where. That Papal prick Peter in Rome announced it was a preventative measure to ensure Bohemia does not fall to the Illuminists. However, as of our latest updates, this has had exactly opposite the effect they were looking for... and now Bohemians are blowing bridges and putting up bitter resistance to the incoming Crusaders. This situation is more fluid than you can believe, and our latest updates say that the Illuminists have used this as a justification to launch a counter-invasion from East Germania and Poland into Bohemia to 'install a just and fair people's council to decide if Bohemia will join the Illuminist movement and sit in the Areopagus.'"

    "Horseshit," barked Oswald bluntly. "Those people in Boho will be singin' Illuminati hymns by nightfall at the point of a gun."

    "A gun faces them in the back, a gun faces them in the front. The Bohemians are going to be spitroasted," Barnes said in agreement. "But the War Room is concerned, Mr. President, that this is going so badly for the Romans that it actually is unacceptable for American foreign policy, as well."

    Oswald crossed his arms over his chest and shifted on his feet. "How you mean, Barnes?"

    "Well, I have had my boys running reports and tabulators all night and day for a week and all signs say that the New Holies are a paper tiger. They were able to bully the Balkans into line, but the Illuminists have much more modern equipment and much larger numbers. Within two months, we fear the New Holy Roman Empire will collapse, plunging Europe behind the Enlightened Curtain. We need to consider all options to prevent this from happening. We need those Papist fuckers to hold the damn line and not let our greatest enemy turn them into an asset."

    Oswald thought the matter over. While America hated Papists with more passion than could be reasonably understood, the only thing worse than a Papist was a goddamn godless Illuminist bastard. It made Oswald grin at the idea of somehow helping the Holies. Strange bedfellows, indeed. "You're not suggesting we go to war to help the NHRE, are ya, Barnes?"

    "No," Barnes replied quickly and with a nervous, almost manic smile. He knew what he was suggesting would have been incomprehensible to any American leader up to now. "What I am saying is that we should see if we can't... well, if we can't 'accidentally misplace' some supplies in the Mediterranean. These Papists might call themselves 'New,' but their tactics and equipment are designed by old codgers in some decrepit old castle somewhere where generations of older codgers designed tactics and equipment with the same mindset since time immemorial. Not to mention constant 'useful input' by crusty paedophilic cardinals and counts. They are the only Great Power that doesn't own nuclear weaponry. To be honest, they don't stand a chance. But I think, with a little help from mercenaries and some supplies, they can rally and hold the line until a truce is the best resort for all involved. We knew since the anthrax touched the Mainland that we were going to lose West Germania in time. But we can't let the greatest thorn in the side of Maximov and Bonaparte be snipped off just yet."

    Oswald sighed and gave a drinking motion to a nearby orderly, who immediately snapped his heels and rushed off to fetch a cup of water from a nearby fountain. The American tyrant leaned forward onto the table and stared at the map of Europe. "We have spent so much damn fucking money on our own little adventures, can we really afford to supply our fuckin' enemy? How much do we send? And more importantly, how long do we send them free shit? Do we just waltz over their and say, 'Golly gee, oh Holy Imperial Ballsack, here are fifty artillery pieces. Consider it a present from a country who has killed fifty million of you soulless animals'? I feel like it would be hard as hell to cover this up or do this properly under the table."

    "Mercenaries, sir. Mercenaries can make almost anything happen, 'under the table.'"

    "Like launch a coup in Metropolis?" Oswald choked back a laugh.

    "Thankfully, we won't be letting that happen anytime soon. No, I have a stack of plans already drawn up for a certain Black Orchestra group to take captured Neutie armaments from the Scrapyards in New Zion, load them onto boats, and take them to Malta. If you recall, we have a... friend... in Malta."

    "Barnes, you magnificent bastard!" Oswald proclaimed, smiling and clapping once, twice, thrice. "That is genius, my man. You think our little Maltese Rabbi is down for this?"

    The "Maltese Rabbi" was a reference to Cardinal Apollo Kerras, an Italian of Greek extraction, and a devout but closeted Jew. While much of the European Jewish community had condemned America and the many, many Jews who helped build it, many others quietly saw America as a useful tool to give the middle finger to Catholic Europe. If Catholic Europe fell into chaos, that would open up the Holy Land for a possible return to Zion. Infiltrators like Cardinal Kerras were doing their best to destabilize things from within. The man was a favorite of Pope Peter II and essentially the dictator of Malta, possessing the title of Grand Master of the Knights of the island. Kerras was known as the kind of man who could acquire contraband from anywhere in the world, launder it through Malta, and thus allow New Holy Roman officials and officers to enjoy the finest American and Europan drugs, music, and pornography, all the while compiling blackmail folders so numerous he practically needed to institute the library decimal system to keep the dirty little secrets organized. Whether or not Kerras actually "liked" America, or America "liked" him, was of little importance. The fact was that their relationship was incredibly mutually beneficial.

    "Kerras has never let us down, sir," Barnes answered him simply. "We already have half the Holy Roman Army officer corps hooked on marchin' powder and Sweet Victory. It wouldn't be difficult for Kerras to... say, 'acquire surplus weaponry' and send it in to assist the Crusader boys. What would they do? Launch an investigation on where their own Cardinal is acquiring useful and functional supplies that could help them win the damn war? I can't imagine a scenario where they do anything but jump for joy at the sight of the first dinged-up Brazilian landship smeared in rust retardant rollin' onto the dock. He's trusted enough and they are desperate enough that we could make this work, sir."

    "What if..." Oswald began, but trailed off, raising a white gloved hand to his chin in contemplation. He was clearly debating on whether or not to speak his mind, and if Oswald was holding back, you could know the idea was absolutely insane and terrifying. "I... well, I had an idea. Or, rather, I had the idea come to me during the physical act of love."

    "... Sir?"

    "Sometimes, when my Pinnacle seed in loosed in the landing zone and I have enjoyed the fruits of the spirit, I experience a sort of waking-vision, Barnes. A climax that exhausts me to the point that I experience a sort of... waking dream. I have them frequently of the same woman, in a scarlet sequin number. Really '36-24-36' type of deal. She has long blonde hair, y'see, er, ah, beautiful Teutonic broad. And she sits atop a bomb, Barnes. An atom bomb. And she isn't side-straddlin' that shit, no, sir. She's got it between her legs and she's riding it like a bucking Redemption bronco. And she tells me, 'Come and see.' Now, I'm still dick-deep in my woman, er, ah, but my brain is like, 'Ah, Sure.. I'm already halfway there. Might as well see, too.'" The staff officers around Oswald and Barnes loosed a flurry of nervous laughter before the President continued. "And every time, Barnes, every damn time I see this vixen she shows me an army of Illuminists getting laid to waste by mushroom clouds. Peacemaker clouds, Barnes. Now, I would enjoy, nay relish, the sight of American nukes destroying some Owl-worshiping fuckers as much as the next Yankee boy, but I fear that, with their nuclear capability, that is a rather ethereal pipe-dream for now, unless you want to start your morning tomorrow seeing your skeleton through your skin. But this whole weapons-smuggling idea has given me a fresh take on it. What if they are American nukes... but they are being used by the damn Papists."

    Everyone stopped what they were doing and stood slack-jawed. A room that had been a flurry of manic action and discussion all around now became like a tomb.

    Barnes coughed awkwardly, his eyes bulging from their sockets. If his skin wasn't so dark, he would have been sheet-white. "Sir... With all due respect, sir, are you... are you saying that we should give some of our nuclear weapons to the fucking Pope?"

    Oswald seemed completely unphased by the stunned reactions. "With all due respect, indeed, Barnes, I am. I am not talking something that could wipe out Rio for the fifth time, I am talking smaller. Like, say, a... 'pal' or two...."

    The American despot was referring to the MK-III Daniel Boone Portable Atomic Longrifle (frequently known as a PAL), which consisted of a sort of launcher that was a cross between a fieldpiece and a bazooka, and which fired small atomic warheads intended for anti-personnel use in a fairly close-quarters battlefield situation. Many had been used in New Zion in the ongoing Operation Enduring Climax, but they were typically used instead to simply blast cave systems or purposely deprive the enemy guerrillas of useful resources or food. None had ever been used against a conventional army. The PAL was usually transported in the back of a truck. The instructions were simple enough for any artilleryman worth his salt. Following the launch of the warhead, the final instruction was to "book it like your Pinnacle ass depends on it," as the training officers would remark on the test flats in Miskatonic.

    Barnes contemplated the concept for a few moments and replied, "Sir... that might just be brilliant."

    Oswald curtsied slightly and flourished both hands like a showman. "I'll be here all day, Barnes. Actually, cut that, I won't. I am getting a terrible back-ache and you know what that means."

    "Yessir, of course. Do you want to actually give them the PALs, sir?" the Supreme Commander inquired. "Just awaiting confirmation."

    "Spur of the moment never hurt us none," Oswald chuckled. "After all, once we stood in here and you got me to approve the creation of Petroliana in one meeting. I go with my gut, Barnes, it was how I survived the jungle back in the day. My gut hasn't failed me yet, and I feel these visions of this scarlet broad riding a rocket must mean something. I'm no Prophet, but it could be a push and a shove from the Angel Njarl to tell me what needs done. Get the papers on my desk by noon. I want those PALs on the way to Malta within 48 hours. Those fuckin' Roman kiddie-diddlers need all the help they can get."

    "The Lord... works in mysterious ways," the Supreme Chief of the Army replied.

    "As do I, Barnes. As do I."​
     
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    OSWALD'S ACOLYTES: THE MALTESE RABBI
  • "Reposting," because this version is so vastly improved and kicks so much ass that I cannot recommend enough checking it out. I am very proud.


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    The sky was blood red over Malta as the weakening tendrils of the sun sank below the dark water of the Mediterranean. The parapets, turrets, and machicolations of Cardinal Apollo Karras's personal keep cast heavy shadows onto the small village of Ta Sannat below. The castle had been there since the Crusades, modified during the Enlightenment, and had been fought over many times during the Age of Napoleon the Great. Now, it still stood strong in the modern age, a gift from Pope Peter II to one of his favorite pets. The Grandmaster of the Knights of Malta savored the fading sunlight while indulging himself with a contraband Carolinian "Lucky Jake" cigarette, each drag causing the ember to briefly radiate. Dimming rays cast an orange ethereal glow upon the scarlet Cardinal. The resonant notes of a Neapolitan classic, "'O Sole Mio" blared from a high-end teak-wood Europan phonograph console, filling the ancient stone room with beautiful, rapturous music as that beautiful, rapturous sun dipped below the horizon. If it were any other situation, it would have been a romantic scene that even Byron himself could not encapsulate in its beauty.

    "This world is insane, Ramirez," Karras said in a voice soft, yet full of conviction and purpose. "It's all gone mad. Quite mad. It exhausts me. Every step of the way, as this sad little modern world plods along, we march closer to our demise as a species, it seems. Like a... like an ignorant little schoolchild who follows the man who offers sweets, the masses eagerly trail behind whatever golden calf, every false prophet, and every transient champion promising them justice, sustenance, or the allure of a delicious, delicious war against their mortal foe of the week. I was born of war, Ramirez. The Greek Civil War was my cradle. I was there in Athens, when Vasilios the Bastard shelled the city with chlorine gas. I watched from under the floorboards as my mama and sisters were violated by Parliamentarian soldiers. My father, a watchmaker, and my brother, just a boy, gave their lives defending a homeland that didn't even want them. There was not even enough left of them to bury, thanks to the wonderful new bombs the Nords had supplied the Bastard with. My mama... my mama hanged herself, Ramirez. My sister died of the Quebec Influenza a few years later. But still little Apollo persisted. Like a fungus, like a bad cough, like a rat in a cellar, I persisted. And look at me now, Ramirez! I am one of the most powerful men in Europe."

    Bishop Juan Ramirez sat tied to a sturdy oak chair, industrial tape applied over his mouth. As the sun set, his tear-reddened eyes dawned with the realization that he was not getting out of this alive. For months, he had had his suspicions about Karras. For weeks, he had observed enigmatic vessels and transports shuttling to and from Ta Sannat, with various packages and crates and barrels rolling up the steep hill to "Castle Karras." A mere week prior, he had wormed his way into the Maltese magnate's favor and had begun an up-close and personal investigation. Just as he had been about to deliver a thick file full of black-and-white photographs and stolen documents, a severe blow to the head left him unconscious and now bound and gagged. Ramirez could tell he had a concussion, yet that paled in comparison to the gravity of his predicament. He knew that he had royally messed up, and there was no way out.

    Karras turned away from the window and used his black-gloved right hand to pick up the evidence folder from the antique writing desk next to him. He used his left to take one last drag from the cigarette before touching the tip of the butt to the manila and lighting it up in flames. Casually, he tossed it into a nearby metal waste bin. "My 'frater in Christo,' I did not become who I am without persistence, caution, and knowing when to play my hand. Attributes you clearly and keenly lack," he remarked bluntly and without emotion. It was less anger and more of a form of near-pity. "I knew you were here to spy on me from the beginning, Ramirez. I am no fool. But I am a... businessman. Doing... business. In my city, in my port, on my island. And you dare! come here and try to ruin what I have built? Merda! If you come for me, you best not miss, my friend. And you not only missed, the bullet came all the way back around," the Cardinal said as he dramatically traced a black leather finger through the air until it came to rest on Ramirez' forehead. "And shot you in the face. I know you were sent here by Raus and his Inquisition. You might be surprised to learn that you were, in actuality, set up. Oh, yes, I'm afraid I know all about your... Milanese altar boys. And so does the Inquisition. You were sent here to die, because anyone who comes here to meddle in my business comes here to die."

    Karras pivoted and faced the beautiful music console and waved a hand through the air in the manner of a conductor as his black leather dress shoes clicked on the marble floor. He was wearing a simple crimson tunic with clerical collar topped with a simply but tastefully-styled red sheepskin leather jacket he had had custom-made in Rome. About his collar hung a gold cross, an ancient relic that had been forged during the glory days of the First Holy Roman Empire, and on his head was a red silk zucchetto skullcap perched neatly on a thick head of wiry, swept-back graying hair that shone with product. As the music enveloped the room, Karras addressed Ramirez with a measured tone from over his shoulder. "Do you know this melody, Bishop Ramirez? It's a favorite of mine. I particularly enjoy the final verse. 'When night comes and the sun has gone down, my soul succumbs to my melancholy.' I sit and I think about my depression, my anguish, when the sun goes down. I think of all the evil that has been done to me, and thanks to 'men' like you, the children of this world. My hands? These gloves? They were burned when I was a child, during that damned war. The soldiers... the soldiers were trying to brand my mama with a poker. They were about to burn 'Jew' onto her back after they... well, after they gang-raped her. I stood up as the only man of my family left and little precocious Apollo grabbed that red-hot poker with his bare, childish palms. I can still remember the smell, Ramirez-- the acrid smell of my own burning flesh. My Jewish flesh. For I am a Jew, you know. Always have been, and forever will be. Had the Vatican been privy to this truth during my entrance into the clergy, I daresay they would have found my credentials far from satisfactory."

    Apollo stalked towards the chair where Ramirez's pathetic form remained restrained. With deliberate steps, he placed an additional chair before the Spaniard and sat down upon it, facing his victim with calculated intent. His elegant trousers were high-cut enough to showcase a hand-embroidered silk stocking of the latest style as he crossed his right leg over his left knee. The "Maltese Rabbi's" green eyes were full of menace, their gaze reflecting the glimmer of the overhead chandelier, and reminded Ramirez of depictions of Jews in propaganda posters. The Cardinal pulled the leather gloves from his hands, revealing pale pink palms with a scarified "JEW" spelled out in Greek upon them. "These... these are my stigmata, Ramirez." The Spaniard whimpered softly as Apollo put the gloves back on with two swift tugs and drew a compact custom pistol from under his jacket. He expertly racked the slide back, the chilling sound sending the Bishop into a new rush of primal fear.

    "I am not evil, Ramirez," the Cardinal declared, as though he possessed the ability to discern the Spaniard's innermost thoughts. "As I said, I am a businessman--a survivor. I survive in this world by rolling with the punches, my friend. The fundamental economic law of supply and demand. Half of the clergy, more of the bureaucrats, and still most of the Army of this Holy Empire are hopped up on American cocaine, on Europan pornography, on Carolinian cigarillos. I believe it was Voltaire, such a grand freethinker now co-opted by the Illuminists, who aptly remark that our previous incarnation was 'neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.' I dare say that that statement is just as true today... if not fiftyfold as much. This gentile monstrosity is just another tyrannical regime in a tyrannical world. At least the Yankees are open about having a good time! The facade this nation presents, this peacocking of religious virtue... it sickens me. We are led by a bald, greasy, loud-mouthed tomb-raider who dares call himself Pope and an infertile Austrian paper-pusher who dares call himself the heir to Charlemagne."

    Apollo paused momentarily, his gaze piercing, before continuing, gesturing with the pistol in his hand. "Thus, I cater to the desires of this ailing nation, for a price. You probably assume that I hoard and miser over my shekels like some goblin in a fairy tale, no? I do not. Well, I do enjoy nice clothes, cars, boats, and of course guns," he emphasized, "I don't exactly pay rent, now do I, brother? I funnel my funds to the Zion Front, and other groups like it. It's honestly quite comedic. I supply the most elite Supercatholics with their vices, and I use their money to attempt to build a Jewish state. I would, from the perspective of my people, dare say I am doing good here. Effecting positive change, and all that."

    The Cardinal pushed a button and ejected the magazine and chambered round of the gun and began to fidget with it. "You might also harbor some misconception," he continued, as the very last rays of sunlight faded and nighttime finally descended upon Malta, "that I am some sort of ally of the Americans. This is also false. They are just as repugnant to me as you are. Once more, I simply provide a product for which there is demand, which happens to be customers for their detritus and contraband. How do I sleep at night? Like a blessed, undisturbed baby. My conscience is clear, Ramirez! And one day, when I have helped bring this world order to its knees, perhaps I shall step foot in sovereign Zion and witness my people at peace. I love my people, Ramirez. And I hate pretending to hate them. The Europans tolerate us to a degree, the Holy Empire murders us, the Illuminists demand we renounce our faith, and the Americans use us for economic purposes and would dispose of us in a heartbeat if we didn't factor into their plans anymore. That's why I do this, brother. I am going to help build Zion again for my people--for the fungus, for the bad coughs of this world--for them to live as our ancestors did in the old days. I am not even profiting off the death of the gentiles involved, because the fools would kill each other regardless. No, I simply play the game--this insane game--and I play it well."

    Ramirez watched in horror as the magazine went back into the gun and the Cardinal racked it once more. The Mediterranean moonlight filtered through the room, its ethereal glow bathing the surroundings as if celestial fingers sought to touch and reflect upon the mirror-like chrome surface of the small Italian pistol. Ramirez prayed fervently that his end would be as painless as possible and for the shot to be quick and true.

    As Karras continued his one-way conversation, he reached into the other side of his jacket and pulled out a long black metal cylinder and began to screw it onto the pistol. "I--literally--leave no fingerprints. I silence my guns. I burn my papers. I dispose of those people whom I see fit to dispose of. And I do not only fund violent terrorist groups or profit from the transgressions of the gentiles, I help my people escape from the hell Europe builds for itself. I help Jews escape to the Levant. I plant seeds for a future bountiful harvest. I plant seeds for hope to keep myself going, to keep myself from sticking the barrel of this little number in my mouth and squeezing the trigger."

    His voice tinged with determination, Karras continued, "I will find the Ark, one day, friend. I will see the Temple rebuilt. I pray for the arrival of the Messiah to save us from this world of sin. I expect that moment is far closer at hand than many would realize. And until then, I dutifully play the role that Yahweh has given me. And I play it well. And I do not fuck up."

    As the music reached a crescendo, Cardinal Apollo Karras, the little Jewish boy from Athens, stood from his chair, leveled the gun at Ramirez' forehead, and squeezed the trigger. The Spaniard's brains exploded out the back of his head and the corpse bucked and twitched, held in place only by the ropes. Karras sighed, removed the silencer from his gun, and casually put it and the gun back into the folds of his clerical uniform. He patted his gloved hand against the Bishop's shoulder and lowered his mouth to the dead man's ear.

    "Those altar boys back in Milan send their regards, you disgusting freak."

    A swift heave and the chair and corpse hit the floor with a wet thud. The Cardinal stepped around the pool of blood, skull fragments, and brain matter and made his way to the door of the chamber. Outside, two men in black clerical uniforms carrying handguns shot him a knowing look. They represented his inner circle, a clandestine brotherhood of secret Jews that formed his cadre of enforcers. The taller of the two, Giordano, told him with a hint of intrigue, "Boss, there are 'musicians' at the docks with the 'special shipment' going to the Mainland. They said you would know what it was."

    A faint chuckle escaped Karras's lips, accompanied by a sly smile. "Ah, our dear friend 'Daniel Boone'," he remarked knowingly to the two men. "I shall go see our visitors. In the meantime, do pray clean up this mess, gentlemen." They simply gave him two nods and went to work cleaning up the blood and quietly disposing of the Bishops's body in the main furnace of the castle.​

     
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    PREFACE TO SLAUGHTER '54: THE BIRTH OF UNITED GERMANY AND THE FALL OF BOHEMIA
  • I asked ai to improve my paragraph spacing. My enormous run-on paragraphs are probably my greatest flaw, writing-wise. 💀 Hopefully the improvement is noticeable from here on out! I will never stop trying to improve, and hopefully I learn from how it breaks the paragraphs to the point I won't even need it.

    This chapter also has some of the most darkly humorous bits in a good while, especially the Bohemian Royal Family...


    PREFACE TO SLAUGHTER '54:
    THE BIRTH OF UNITED GERMANY AND THE FALL OF BOHEMIA
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    Equal Citizen Vadim Maximovich reacts to the New Holy Roman Empire's invasion of Bohemia

    Historians face challenges in determining the official start date of the conflict commonly referred to as the "War of '54." On May 20, Illuminist armies from East Germania and Poland crossed the borders of West Germania and the Berlin Free State. However, this incursion was not formally declared as an act of war. Rather, it was presented as an "international peacekeeping operation" orchestrated by the Areopagus to "prevent a hedonistic descent into chaos" following the detonation of the "Massive Area Denial Device" in Britannia by the Worm Cult.

    The encroachment of the Illuminist forces on West Germania presented a punishingly challenging situation for the military and the Reich's emergency dictator, General Konrad Goethe. While a sense of duty motivated many West Germanian soldiers to stick it out and take up arms against the advancing Loomie hordes, the loyalty of the military was so up-in-the-air it might as well have been flying a plane. Unfortunately, two-thirds of the military had chosen to desert the cause, leaving Goethe, this tragic hero, with a significantly reduced force that could not realistically pose much of a threat. Compounding the situation, Goethe had to divide his already diminished forces to address the growing anthrax refugee crisis in the western regions and simultaneously hold off the advancing Illuminists in the east.

    The Illuminists exploited the vulnerabilities in West Germania, promising assistance in the form of food, clothing, and shelter to Dutch, Britannic, and Danish refugees fleeing the infected coastal areas. Illuminist militias infiltrated the refugee camps, unleashing a campaign of armed combat, looting, rape, and arson. This strategy proved effective in eroding the morale of the remaining West Germanian forces. Amidst this bleak backdrop, there were still instances of bravery and heroism among those who remained loyal to the cause and stood the ground against the Illuminist tide. However, the overwhelming forces of the Illuminists, combined with the horrendous amount of internal strife and desertion, created a hopeless situation for the embattled forces. The Illuminists were left to effectively cake-walk their way to victory as they fought through waves of young boys and old men armed with everything from American-made Col. Pierce rifles to Great World War relic bolt actions to wood axes and pitchforks.

    By mid-June, West Germania and the entirety of Berlin had fallen to the Illuminist Bloc. In a surprising moment, some of the most violent gangs and militias who supported them, such as the Dutch "Refugee Roughnecks" and the "Britannic Illumino-Beutelist Front" were arrested and sent to prison camps for their barbarism. While incidents of looting and violence occurred at the hands of the Owl Army, commanders tried to maintain a decent public image to further the cause elsewhere.​

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    West Germanian soldiers loyal to Goethe pose for the camera. They are all under 18. 1954.

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    An Illuminist People's Corps of West Germanians parade through Berlin with captured West Germanian gear

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    Polish Illuminist troops stand next to an eagle statue in downtown Hamburg, 1954

    On June 15, an extremely young Polish Supreme Commander, General Powód Solarz, established his headquarters within the former Berlin Free State Council Chamber, which had been known as the Tiergarten Opera House upon its construction in 1845. In a historic moment, Solarz had his men bring the captured General Goethe to his table, resulting in the signing of a paper that marked the birth of the United Illuminist People's Republic of Germany. After a half-century of division, the former empire was whole again.

    As part of the aftermath, Goethe and the surviving administrative officials and military officers who did not pledge allegiance to the new state or embrace Illuminism were presented with an opportunity for either "voluntary" exile to Africa or an involuntary train ride to a labor camp. Given the ecological crisis unfolding in their Germanic ally Mittelafrika thanks to the Congo Sea, many of them opted instead to relocate to the Carolinian colonies further south. General Goethe himself passed away in 1960 due to liver failure in the city of Gu'rund'ele, commonly known as "The Grundle," located in Jacksonland.

    June 1 marked a significant calendar day leading to the War of '54, as the forces of the New Holy Roman Empire launched a full-scale invasion of the neutral Kingdom of Bohemia. Within a remarkably short span of two weeks, the entire country fell to the Neo-Crusaders, leading to the dissolution of the Bohemian Royal Army. Despite the Bohemian forces being vastly outnumbered and outmatched, underground movements emerged to continue the resistance effort. Engaging in acts of sabotage, guerilla warfare, and disruption of supply lines, these resistance fighters continued to wreak havoc on NHRE forces. The Free Czech Army and the New Hussites, in particular, ensured that the occupation of Bohemia would be far from a straightforward victory for the NHRE, serving as a constant reminder of the indomitable spirit of the Bohemian people. Thus, while the NHRE may have achieved a swift military victory in occupying the industrious and resource-rich Bohemia, the resilience of the underground movements, as well as huge amounts of arms sent to Illuminist columns by the Areopagus, ensured that the occupation would become a nightmare. The resistance tied down resources, disrupted NHRE operations, assassinated officers, and kept alive the hope of eventual liberation among the Bohemian people.

    Following the NHRE's occupation of Bohemia, Eduard, its Protestant King, found himself under house arrest. He was treated fairly, at least initially, reflecting the respect accorded to his royal status. Facing such a radically anti-monarchist enemy to the north, Emperor Adolf ordered Eduard to be handled gently as a fellow monarch, even a Protestant one. However, it was soon discovered that Eduard had been involved in encouraging armed resistance and attempting to reclaim his throne, which led to a... shift in his circumstances.
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    Bohemian revolutionaries equipped with Illuminist weaponry strike a pose, 1954

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    Bohemian Royal Army troopers stand guard in Prague shortly before the NHRE assault, 1954

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    King Eduard of Bohemia

    Upon his arrival in New York City following his exile, Eduard encountered a media frenzy. Mobs of rabid reporters, hungry and frothing for information, surrounded the deposed king, bombarding him with questions and lighting up the docks with flashing camera bulbs. The tumultuous scene demonstrated the intense interest of the Yankee public and the media in the events surrounding the far-off war and the figure of the dethroned monarch himself. A noble Protestant king of a peaceful nation, the last of his line, facing enemies in both Loomies and Superpapists was simply too easy to sell papers with. The glare of the media spotlight thrust him into a new realm, where his presence and his experiences became a subject of fascination and scrutiny of a curious American public.​

    "My family has endured immense suffering in this modern century. If we are to attribute blame for the cause of the Great World War so many years ago to the Hohenzollern-Wettin dynasty, we paid the price when our crowns were lost in Germania, followed by the loss of Finland. And now, we have lost our final home to a nation with whom we had sought cordiality, despite clear indications that this mad Grail Pope and his infertile Emperor harbored malevolent plans against us. Since the fall of Prague, I question daily whether I should have met my end in the Palace, with a gun in my hand, like a warrior-king. This shame will haunt me forever.

    "I express my gratitude to President Oswald, my generous sponsor, for overseeing my safe passage to this country. Yet, with this final escape, I fear that I have failed my people and disgraced my ancestors. The only solace amidst my sorrow is knowing that my children will be safe here in New York City. We arrive not as monarchs and princes, but as humble and thankful guests."


    - King Eduard in his first interview with an American reporter, Sammy Johnson of the Philadelphia Times

    After adjusting to life as a private citizen, the former Bohemian monarch chose to officially change his name to "Edward Hohenzollern." He settled into a grand Custerian mansion located in the Hudson Yards district. Previously owned by magnate Charles Goodyear and purchased from one of his descendants, the mansion boasted twenty bedrooms, offering a stately, luxurious residence for a forcefully retired king.

    In 1970, two years after Edward's death from stomach cancer, his youngest son, Prince Rudolf Hohenzollern (b. 1944), achieved a remarkable feat by becoming the youngest-ever Mayor of New York City. Rudolf married Esther Fine, the Jewish-American heiress of It's Fine Real Estate. Known for his slight Germano-Czech accent, affection for cats, and passion for fine art, "Rudy" became a notable figure in the art world as well as the political one. In 1976, he cut the ribbon for the Hohenzollern Art Museum at Union Square, which housed his own masterpieces, personal collection, and even the former Crown Jewels of Bohemia, which he acquired from his eldest brother for an undisclosed sum. Rudy's unique artistic style, known as "Bohemian Modern," was a popular trend during the late 1960s and throughout the 1970s, becoming one of the defining styles of the so-called Pinnacle Future.​

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    NYC Mayor Rudy Hohenzollern speaking before a city council meeting, 1973

    Rudy's son Oswald Hohenzollern and daughter Ophelia Hohenzollern would become the founders of the music group "The Black Eagles," known for hits such as "Prussian Kinda Man," "Maybe Won't You Light My Pyre," and "New Zion Blues Boy," as well as their infamous involvement with Sweeney Ericson, the depraved failed musician and eventual leader of the "Necromancers for Jesus" cult. Ericson would author their runaway hit, "Spirit in the Sky," for which he would be uncredited.

    Meanwhile, Oswald and Ophelia's uncle Simon Hohenzollern (b. 1942), the middle child of the Bohemian Royal Family, pursued a successful legal career and eventually became the Justiciar for the Borough of Hudson Yards. He would become a popular figure in the local MDP scene, as well as a good friend of the Nixon family. His daughter, Alice, would briefly date Dick Nixon's youngest son, Chucky, in the 1970s.​

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    Simon Hohenzollern seen speaking in court, 1969

    The eldest brother, Crown Prince Edward "Eddy" Hohenzollern (b. 1940), took a sadly different path from Rudy and Simon. He moved to the North Shore Development Area, formerly known as Dutch Guiana, where he purchased a car dealership and a modern trailer park in Jonestown. Unlike his brothers, Eddy never officially converted to American Fundamentalist Christianity. Sadly, he battled alcoholism and drug abuse throughout his life, which led to three divorces, intense depression, and several arrests. Eddy's misery came to a tragic end in 1993 when he was declared dead, age 53, at Midas Goldstein Memorial Hospital in Jonestown. The cause of his death was attributed to injuries sustained in a wreck while driving under the influence. He had lost control of the wheel of his Rollarite Cockfighter and had careened into the front of a diner, injuring five. The last eagle of House Hohenzollern came to an end in a flurry of beer cans, car parts, bricks, drywall, and fried chicken.​

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    Former Crown Prince of Bohemia Edward "Eddy" Hohenzollern, Jr., 1968



    - WAR DECLARED -

    Two weeks after the New Holy Roman Empire invaded Bohemia, a critical moment unfolded as the Areopagus in Warsaw convened to address the escalating situation. Led by the esteemed author and scholar Waldemar Wawro, who continued to serve as the Grandmaster, the Areopagus was the supreme council of the Illuminist Bloc. The neutrality of Bohemia had played a vital role in maintaining a delicate peace between the Illuminist Bloc and the Supercatholics. However, the NHRE's invasion shattered this fragile balance.

    On June 2, the Areopagus voted to expel the NHRE embassies in Warsaw and Moscow, signifying a rupture in diplomatic relations. Other members of the Bloc followed suit in the subsequent days, severing ties with the NHRE and expelling the Imperial diplomats and ministers. As tensions escalated, the gravity of the situation demanded a unified response from the Illuminist Bloc. After extensive deliberations, on June 15, the Areopagus reached a crucial agreement: war was deemed the only viable option to confront the Supercatholic threat once and for all.​

    "Behold, the enlightened peoples of the Free World! Cast your gaze upon the despicable aggression perpetrated by Rome and Vienna, and let your disgust and anger fuel the fire within! While our righteous forces have bestowed upon a reunified Germany the gifts of peace and stability, the blathering Pope and his ring-kissing Kaiser have dared to violate and defile neutral Bohemia. The oppressed masses of Bohemia cry out for liberation, and their plea shall not fall upon deaf ears! The brave Bohemian people beseech us to export our Glorious Revolution to their land, and we shall answer their call without hesitation! With resolute determination, we decree and command our esteemed member-states to unleash the wrath of our peoples, industry, and weapons of war upon the New Holy Roman Empire. Together, we shall wield the sword of liberation, and plant our Minervan Banners from the Baltic to the Adriatic. With one voice, one will, we will defeat the religiosity and warmongering of the New Holy Roman Empire's religious and imperialist elite and continue to bring the light of reason and freedom to Europe and the world. Rome shall fall again not to barbarians, but to liberation! Urah! Urah! Urah!"

    - Grandmaster Waldemar Wawro

    While ideas of utilizing atomic weaponry were thrown about the Loomie war councils, it was decided that, if they wished to maintain the public image as a heroic, liberating force, that nuclear weapons should not be used. In addition, there were many closeted revolutionaries all across the NHRE, in every major city, so the use of nukes would only make it harder to create cohesive governments after their "inevitable victory." Russian Chief Citizen Vadim Maximovich, in particular, was the most iron-willed on the matter.​

    "Slinging atomic bombs at an enemy that has them not will reduce us to something akin to the American dogs. And I would rather us fight a land war for as long as it takes than win in a day by irradiating South-Eastern Europe for a lifetime. The enlightened way dictates that our atomic arsenal should only be a defensive and preventative option to deal with Oswald or Napoleon, not an answer to every problem which we encounter. It is not a weapon to be wielded thoughtlessly, nor a solution to every problem that may cross our path. Our enlightened wisdom teaches us that true strength lies not in the blind use of destructive force, but from the indomitable spirit and unwavering resolve of our collective will. The right eye chooses ultraviolence, the left chooses ultrachaos, but the third eye... the third eye gazes through the lens of ultrareason."

    -Equal Citizen Vadim Maximovich addressing the Illuminist Russian People's Council
     
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