What if all of Eastern Europe including Russia joined the EU?

Obviously this would need some major PoDs, but is it doable while also making the Union head towards federalization?
I think to make it more likely for Russia to join, a few conditions would need to be met first.
1) making democracy survive in Russia
2) keeping it just poor enough to make it join. The first could be done by having Yeltsin step down after the Supreme Soviet impeaches him. The second one is necessary because neither Norway, Switzerland nor Iceland joined the EU.
3) a collapse of the Russian sphere of influence by being on the losing side on most of the post Soviet conflicts
4) the EU would need to be already a lot more integrated before the eastern expansion (ie. qualified majority voting, common foreign policy, common military, common fiscal policy, ect.)

Leaving aside the "how" for a moment, what would be the implications?
Russia firmly integrated in the West.
The EU having inherited a ton of nukes.
The breadbaskets of the world (Russia and Ukraine) being part of the EU.
What I foresee is a potential "western schism" wherein a more powerful Europe would distance itself from the US and act more independently. Maybe even drop out of NATO entirely. The first few decades would probably be chaos in Europe alone for the sheer magnitude of these changes.


Unable to compete with cheap grain from the East, western European farmers would protest and we'd likely see a massive rise in farmer suicides. Would western European farmers adapt by switching to other crops? What do farmers in US states outside the Midwest plant when they can't compete with the Midwestern states in wheat, soybean and corn production? AFAIK, farmers in California and Arizona specialize in different products such as vegetables, nuts and fruits and leave grains to the Midwest. Southern Europe could emulate that while leaving grains to the North and East and letting the comparative advantage take care of things. According to Wiki, 31% of Italys arable land is used for grains. ITTL, they could use that for more valuable crops such as rice, tea, avocados, tomatoes, cotton, fruits, ect. While these are labour intensive crops, southern and western Europe will get tons of cheap labor from eastern European immigrants.
With Russia and Ukraine in the EU and southern Europe specializing in different crops, would European food prices decline? I presume the cheap eastern European food crops would lead to many farmers in western Europe either switching to other crops or would give up on farming entirely thus leading to more consolidation of farmland. This might be another factor for increased urbanization in western Europe along with the immigration of Ukrainians, Belarusians and Russians.
The fact that this focus on vegetables and nuts would require lots of manual labor would give employment to lots of eastern Europeans. IOTL, eastern Europeans already work as seasonal laborers all across the EU.

A Europe with a pre-existing EU military would already be more independent from the US than IOTL but with the nuclear capabilities of Russia as well as some 200 million more people and energy resources of its own, Europe would be truly independent of America. This "schism" doesn't necessarily mean Europe and the US would become enemies just that Europe would be more independent and able to pursue its own goals though it is probably safe to say that Europes goals and Americas goals will almost always align. I don't think Europes western values would simply be swept away by Russia being part of the EU.
In addition to that, with Russia being a member of the EU, a more neutral foreign policy would be a necessity as the EU would border China and North Korea. Which brings me to my next point, what would relations to China and North Korea look like? I don't think it would be wise to take a more hawkish approach to them like the US does now that the EU would neighbor them.
The implications would be far reaching since Russia is one of the biggest backers of Iran.
If the Caucasus nations eventually join, would this lower the European aversion to Muslim countries such as Turkey? Russia hass large Muslim minority which could ease the rest of Europe into accepting Turkeys membership application too.
Furthermore, because this alternate EU would already be a lot more federalized than OTL EU, it's economy would likely be bigger without it having missed out on the digital age.

What would climate change action look like ITTL? OTL Europe is a leader in action against climate change driven for one by concerns for the environment or more importantly because the EU has few energy resources itself. With Russia being part of the EU, Europe would have plentiful cheap hydrocarbon resources, would Europe still be among the leaders of action against climate change? What would TTL EUs outlook on nuclear energy be? Will it entirely depend on its climate change action or will it be more down to domestic policy? With Russia and France, the some of the largest pillars of the EU, obviously being pro nuclear, could they outvote Germanys reluctance.

As for the massive population difference, if both the EU members and Russia were genuinely trying to make this work, wouldn't Russians simply move to western Europe during the economic hardships? Millions of Poles moved to western Europe once it joined the EU. So many that some 10% of their population is in fellow EU countries. Some 14 million Russians moving to western Europe would be interesting but I think they would just be as integrated as any other Europeans are.
Would it even matter that much? Yes, Russia has a massive population and it would give it a lot of sway in decision making, but so would the rest of Europe. The inner six, + UK, Spain, Portugal had a population of 312 million in 1989. Add Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Ireland, Austria and Greece and we're at 354 million. Add eastern Europe without Russia (and Caucasus nations) and we're at 517 million. 126 million Russians VS 517 million non-Russians should make the concern about Russia single-handedly bringing down the EU, though admittedly even with qualified majority voting, Russia alone would almost have enough sway to veto EU decision making by itself.

Post-Soviet Russia had to struggle a lot. There was hope that closer ties with the West will change everything but this hope was quickly lost come the economic hardships. As for the economic hardships, could western (European) oil companies invest in Russia rather than Russia selling off their hydrocarbon sector to oligarchs and once western European oil companies have recouped their investment (+ a bit of profit for the investors), the Russian government would nationalize its oil and gas resources thus using the revenue generated by it to become a net contributor to the EU budget?

Would it be more doable if the EU was already more federalized before the Soviet Union collapsed (European constitution, EU military, common monetary, fiscal and foreign policy, ect)? A more integrated EU would be able to do a lot more. For instance, if both sides are genuine and sincere about their intentions of Russia joining, then the 1990s for Russia could be a lot more peaceful and the transition to a western democracy could be a lot easier. This more integrated EU could help Russia draft a new constitution as well as giving financial and humanitarian aid to Russia a la Marshall plan where the boxes of humanitarian aid have a big fat EU logo on top of it for propaganda purposes to ingrain into the Russian populous that the EU is their friend and savior. Lots of Russians would be able to move to the West to work there which would lower Russias population by a lot. Even judging by todays EU membership criteria, a lot of these conditions could have been implemented right when TTL Russia drafts its new constitution then enforce it properly for the next 10-15 years and then it could join.

The EU military could be created by the European Defence Community being created in 1952. According to the treaty, it would have functioned like a European NATO but also work in cooperation with actual NATO while giving members the freedom to raise forces intended for use on non-European territory. Starting out as being a European equivalent of NATO wherein European militaries standardize their equipment and become a full on common army following the Cuban missile crisis which is conveniently around the time the Algerian war ended. A more integrated EU begs the question, would other countries even bother joining when they would lose that much of their sovereignty. In my opinion, they still would join the EU. If Europe was more integrated earlier on, it would be more economically successful by the time the Soviet Union disintegrates.

There would be a lot of skepticism in non-Russian eastern Europe about joining a Union with Russia after just having left a union with Russia, however, the united European army would be more than a match for the Russian army which would ITTL be subordinate to/part of the EU military.

Perhaps with earlier transnational political parties, a EU party could establish itself in Russia so that Russias recovery after the turbulent 90s would be attributed to said EU party.

Which begs the question, would Europe leave NATO once the Soviet Union collapses, Russia is on track of becoming part of the EU and Europe has its own powerful military? There would be no more threat to Europe and its former adversary would become part of its own armed forces boosting them to become a superpower in their own (after several decades of rebuilding eastern Europe).
With literally hundreds of millions of low cost highly educated people being part of the Union, the EU would likely encourage western European companies to outsource production to eastern Europe rather than Asia. They did so IOTL though a lot of production still went to Asia as the process began 2 decades before OTL eastern Europe expansion.
Another effect might be the growth of the the service sector in western Europe if more of their production chooses to go to eastern Europe for the low cost labor. This would make European exports a lot more cost competitive than IOTL.

Could Latin have been established as the lingua franca of Europe before the UK joined ie by the inner six integrating faster? It would be a pain in the bum but post war Europe just started to learn English as a second language anyways so replacing it with Latin wouldn't be too much of a stretch. In addition to that, Latin rather then English would stroke the egos of the French and Italians.
 
It's implausible IMO for Russia to join the EU, but I will say that being able to drive or take trains from Lisbon to Vladivostok without needing to go through customs would be amazing.
 
The role of NATO at it's inception was described as keeping the Russians out, the Americans in, and the Germans down (not officially). There is no need for NATO in a world where Russia joins the EU. The EU will have two (three if the UK stays in) nuclear powers, and two (three if the UK stays in) permanent seats on the UN security council.
 
Obviously this would need some major PoDs, but is it doable while also making the Union head towards federalization?
I think to make it more likely for Russia to join, a few conditions would need to be met first.
1) making democracy survive in Russia
2) keeping it just poor enough to make it join. The first could be done by having Yeltsin step down after the Supreme Soviet impeaches him. The second one is necessary because neither Norway, Switzerland nor Iceland joined the EU.
3) a collapse of the Russian sphere of influence by being on the losing side on most of the post Soviet conflicts
4) the EU would need to be already a lot more integrated before the eastern expansion (ie. qualified majority voting, common foreign policy, common military, common fiscal policy, ect.)

Leaving aside the "how" for a moment, what would be the implications?
Russia firmly integrated in the West.
The EU having inherited a ton of nukes.
The breadbaskets of the world (Russia and Ukraine) being part of the EU.
What I foresee is a potential "western schism" wherein a more powerful Europe would distance itself from the US and act more independently. Maybe even drop out of NATO entirely. The first few decades would probably be chaos in Europe alone for the sheer magnitude of these changes.


Unable to compete with cheap grain from the East, western European farmers would protest and we'd likely see a massive rise in farmer suicides. Would western European farmers adapt by switching to other crops? What do farmers in US states outside the Midwest plant when they can't compete with the Midwestern states in wheat, soybean and corn production? AFAIK, farmers in California and Arizona specialize in different products such as vegetables, nuts and fruits and leave grains to the Midwest. Southern Europe could emulate that while leaving grains to the North and East and letting the comparative advantage take care of things. According to Wiki, 31% of Italys arable land is used for grains. ITTL, they could use that for more valuable crops such as rice, tea, avocados, tomatoes, cotton, fruits, ect. While these are labour intensive crops, southern and western Europe will get tons of cheap labor from eastern European immigrants.
With Russia and Ukraine in the EU and southern Europe specializing in different crops, would European food prices decline? I presume the cheap eastern European food crops would lead to many farmers in western Europe either switching to other crops or would give up on farming entirely thus leading to more consolidation of farmland. This might be another factor for increased urbanization in western Europe along with the immigration of Ukrainians, Belarusians and Russians.
The fact that this focus on vegetables and nuts would require lots of manual labor would give employment to lots of eastern Europeans. IOTL, eastern Europeans already work as seasonal laborers all across the EU.

A Europe with a pre-existing EU military would already be more independent from the US than IOTL but with the nuclear capabilities of Russia as well as some 200 million more people and energy resources of its own, Europe would be truly independent of America. This "schism" doesn't necessarily mean Europe and the US would become enemies just that Europe would be more independent and able to pursue its own goals though it is probably safe to say that Europes goals and Americas goals will almost always align. I don't think Europes western values would simply be swept away by Russia being part of the EU.
In addition to that, with Russia being a member of the EU, a more neutral foreign policy would be a necessity as the EU would border China and North Korea. Which brings me to my next point, what would relations to China and North Korea look like? I don't think it would be wise to take a more hawkish approach to them like the US does now that the EU would neighbor them.
The implications would be far reaching since Russia is one of the biggest backers of Iran.
If the Caucasus nations eventually join, would this lower the European aversion to Muslim countries such as Turkey? Russia hass large Muslim minority which could ease the rest of Europe into accepting Turkeys membership application too.
Furthermore, because this alternate EU would already be a lot more federalized than OTL EU, it's economy would likely be bigger without it having missed out on the digital age.

What would climate change action look like ITTL? OTL Europe is a leader in action against climate change driven for one by concerns for the environment or more importantly because the EU has few energy resources itself. With Russia being part of the EU, Europe would have plentiful cheap hydrocarbon resources, would Europe still be among the leaders of action against climate change? What would TTL EUs outlook on nuclear energy be? Will it entirely depend on its climate change action or will it be more down to domestic policy? With Russia and France, the some of the largest pillars of the EU, obviously being pro nuclear, could they outvote Germanys reluctance.

As for the massive population difference, if both the EU members and Russia were genuinely trying to make this work, wouldn't Russians simply move to western Europe during the economic hardships? Millions of Poles moved to western Europe once it joined the EU. So many that some 10% of their population is in fellow EU countries. Some 14 million Russians moving to western Europe would be interesting but I think they would just be as integrated as any other Europeans are.
Would it even matter that much? Yes, Russia has a massive population and it would give it a lot of sway in decision making, but so would the rest of Europe. The inner six, + UK, Spain, Portugal had a population of 312 million in 1989. Add Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Ireland, Austria and Greece and we're at 354 million. Add eastern Europe without Russia (and Caucasus nations) and we're at 517 million. 126 million Russians VS 517 million non-Russians should make the concern about Russia single-handedly bringing down the EU, though admittedly even with qualified majority voting, Russia alone would almost have enough sway to veto EU decision making by itself.

Post-Soviet Russia had to struggle a lot. There was hope that closer ties with the West will change everything but this hope was quickly lost come the economic hardships. As for the economic hardships, could western (European) oil companies invest in Russia rather than Russia selling off their hydrocarbon sector to oligarchs and once western European oil companies have recouped their investment (+ a bit of profit for the investors), the Russian government would nationalize its oil and gas resources thus using the revenue generated by it to become a net contributor to the EU budget?

Would it be more doable if the EU was already more federalized before the Soviet Union collapsed (European constitution, EU military, common monetary, fiscal and foreign policy, ect)? A more integrated EU would be able to do a lot more. For instance, if both sides are genuine and sincere about their intentions of Russia joining, then the 1990s for Russia could be a lot more peaceful and the transition to a western democracy could be a lot easier. This more integrated EU could help Russia draft a new constitution as well as giving financial and humanitarian aid to Russia a la Marshall plan where the boxes of humanitarian aid have a big fat EU logo on top of it for propaganda purposes to ingrain into the Russian populous that the EU is their friend and savior. Lots of Russians would be able to move to the West to work there which would lower Russias population by a lot. Even judging by todays EU membership criteria, a lot of these conditions could have been implemented right when TTL Russia drafts its new constitution then enforce it properly for the next 10-15 years and then it could join.

The EU military could be created by the European Defence Community being created in 1952. According to the treaty, it would have functioned like a European NATO but also work in cooperation with actual NATO while giving members the freedom to raise forces intended for use on non-European territory. Starting out as being a European equivalent of NATO wherein European militaries standardize their equipment and become a full on common army following the Cuban missile crisis which is conveniently around the time the Algerian war ended. A more integrated EU begs the question, would other countries even bother joining when they would lose that much of their sovereignty. In my opinion, they still would join the EU. If Europe was more integrated earlier on, it would be more economically successful by the time the Soviet Union disintegrates.

There would be a lot of skepticism in non-Russian eastern Europe about joining a Union with Russia after just having left a union with Russia, however, the united European army would be more than a match for the Russian army which would ITTL be subordinate to/part of the EU military.

Perhaps with earlier transnational political parties, a EU party could establish itself in Russia so that Russias recovery after the turbulent 90s would be attributed to said EU party.

Which begs the question, would Europe leave NATO once the Soviet Union collapses, Russia is on track of becoming part of the EU and Europe has its own powerful military? There would be no more threat to Europe and its former adversary would become part of its own armed forces boosting them to become a superpower in their own (after several decades of rebuilding eastern Europe).
With literally hundreds of millions of low cost highly educated people being part of the Union, the EU would likely encourage western European companies to outsource production to eastern Europe rather than Asia. They did so IOTL though a lot of production still went to Asia as the process began 2 decades before OTL eastern Europe expansion.
Another effect might be the growth of the the service sector in western Europe if more of their production chooses to go to eastern Europe for the low cost labor. This would make European exports a lot more cost competitive than IOTL.

Could Latin have been established as the lingua franca of Europe before the UK joined ie by the inner six integrating faster? It would be a pain in the bum but post war Europe just started to learn English as a second language anyways so replacing it with Latin wouldn't be too much of a stretch. In addition to that, Latin rather then English would stroke the egos of the French and Italians.
NATO would merge with the EU If Russia and Belarus joined
 
Russia would need to meet all criterias for EU accession that would mean long term commitment from several successive Russian governments with genuine will to reconciliate with their former Warsaw pact subject.
Russia would be a massive recipient for devloppment aid but it's natural ressources alone would make investments worth it provided corruption is seriously fought to a tolerable level.
The EU would need reforms to ballance the parliament so Russia alone don't dominate it.
I imagine member states armies would become very small, the Russian threat would be gone for good.
The potential for economic growth would be massive.
 
It's implausible IMO for Russia to join the EU, but I will say that being able to drive or take trains from Lisbon to Vladivostok without needing to go through customs would be amazing.
What is necessary is to break Russias image of itself. If it keeps seeing itself as a super power, of course it wouldn't want to join and become an equal part of Europe. If all Russian involvement in the post Soviet conflicts end in utter failure, for instance losing the Chechnya wars.
The role of NATO at it's inception was described as keeping the Russians out, the Americans in, and the Germans down (not officially). There is no need for NATO in a world where Russia joins the EU. The EU will have two (three if the UK stays in) nuclear powers, and two (three if the UK stays in) permanent seats on the UN security council.
I think with a more integrated EU, the seats of France, UK and Russia will be merged into one EU seat. The dynamics between big EU and the US will be interesting to say the least. No more mysterious Russia as a boogey man but at the same time, the enlarged EU could be seen more of a strategic competitor than an ally.
NATO would merge with the EU If Russia and Belarus joined
How come? NATO is a military pact, TTL EU would be a political, economic and military union.
Russia would need to meet all criterias for EU accession that would mean long term commitment from several successive Russian governments with genuine will to reconciliate with their former Warsaw pact subject.
Russia would be a massive recipient for devloppment aid but it's natural ressources alone would make investments worth it provided corruption is seriously fought to a tolerable level.
The EU would need reforms to ballance the parliament so Russia alone don't dominate it.
I imagine member states armies would become very small, the Russian threat would be gone for good.
The potential for economic growth would be massive.
A lot of the criteria could be met by drafting a proper constitution with the help of EU and enforcing it over the span the decade following the collapse of the Soviet Union. Russia would indeed be initially a net benefactor of EU funds but this would quickly change once the situation in Russia stabilizes and come the 2000s commodities boom.
 
A lot of the criteria could be met by drafting a proper constitution with the help of EU and enforcing it over the span the decade following the collapse of the Soviet Union. Russia would indeed be initially a net benefactor of EU funds but this would quickly change once the situation in Russia stabilizes and come the 2000s commodities boom.
That's not how it work, to join the EU you must meet the criterias first , it is Russia who must put the work to improve itself first. And it will need to work on it's relations with the former warsaw pact member or they'll get veto and never enter.
The EU isn't a magic organisation that will fix everything. You have to put the work to enter it.
 
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Maybe have more autonomous republics, okrugs and oblasts become independent after the 1991's fall of the Soviet Union? That way the country will be smaller, poorer and seemingly less dangerous to the other countries than in OTL. Couple it with a fall of Yeltsin, hopefully for the democratic opposition, not communists or fascists and you have a weak democracy with a poor economy, ready for some charismatic politician supported by the local corporations/foreign corporations to begin reforms that will change the country into a more liberal than OTL democracy.
 

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Maybe have more autonomous republics, okrugs and oblasts become independent after the 1991's fall of the Soviet Union? That way the country will be smaller, poorer and seemingly less dangerous to the other countries than in OTL. Couple it with a fall of Yeltsin, hopefully for the democratic opposition, not communists or fascists and you have a weak democracy with a poor economy, ready for some charismatic politician supported by the local corporations/foreign corporations to begin reforms that will change the country into a more liberal than OTL democracy.
Could Siberia break off in a SovCivWar?
 
That's not how it work, to join the EU you must meet the criterias first , it is Russia who must put the work to improve itself first. And it will need to work on it's relations with the former warsaw pact member or they'll get veto and never enter.
The EU isn't a magic organisation that will fix everything. You have to put the work to enter it.
I never said the opposite. Judging by the report on Ukraine's alignment, most of the necessary criteria for EU membership can be achieved by having a proper constitution that is enforced well. This in combination with Yetsin stepping down once impeached as I have mentioned above would do a lot to prove Russias willingness to change for the better. Also, as I already mentioned TTL EU is unlikely to have single country veto power as it would run the risk of a single country blocking all progress. I mentioned multiple times in the OP that this willingness to improve would have to be genuine and on both sides in order for this to work out.
 
A few thoughts.
1) Either Russia rationalizes it’s policies or the EU goes the other way and basically joins Russia, but the Russia we have seen in the past 30+ years is not compatible with the EU as we know it.
2) How the above turns out will determine if the US sees this EU as friend or foe.
3) One way or the other NATO as we know it is gone. First the very reason for it (to protect Europe from Russia) is simply gone. 2nd the US is NOT shar military info or equipment with Russia or anyone that may share it with Russia and 3rd. Why would the US spend money protecting Europe if Europe is unified?
4) No NATO probably means that the US pulls out of most of its European Bases. (May well keep those in GB see below)
5) No nato, no or limited US bases in Europe add up to the US not being as likely to play world policeman.
6) the above points means the US can cut its military budget be a pretty noticeable amount and still keep most if not all of its toys, This will help US economy and infrastructure.
7). GB probably leaves the EU. As it will see it as likely to be domiated by Russia and that GB will fall to about 3 or 4 in the EU after Russia, Germany and arguably France. This may well result in GB getting even closer to the US in many ways.

BTW why does everyone assume that Russia will never be a threat to the rest of the EU? First off they can use this new position to exert economic and political influence far greater than it has IOTL. And even a military threat is not completely eliminated. It is still physically possible that an EU country could attack another EU country. I understand that will result in them getting kicked out of the EU but it can still happen.
And with Russia as part of the EU tgis has two additional effects. 1) The ”threat from Russia“ appears to be gone and 2) The Russian Military is part of the EU now so this makes the EU appear to be safer as it has a large military as part of it.
I suspect this will result in most of the EU countries cutting their own military budget by even more than they have in real life.
This could make them all very very weak and could result in Russia dominating then. So if Russia is not 100% ernist in its new direction or if it is still a bit unstable and a President for live style dictator takes over we could easily see the EU countries getting screwed over as they don’t have the military to fight them and the Economy is so dominated by them that they can’t economically res Russia.

This could turn out very very bad for the EU. In fact I can’t see it turning out well. If Russia fixes its economy it will dominate the EU. If it dies not it will pull the EU down. If it is an ”honest” EU member then it may dominate with its population and. Economy if it is less the honest or it reverts to type then it could take advantage and dominate the EU as well.
Frankly the odds of this turning out well for the EU is not high in my opinion.

As for the US it may lose a bit of its influence around the world but this probably is ultimately a good thing for ther US as it gets to (is forced to) concen more on the US itself then it has IOTL.
 
That's not how it work, to join the EU you must meet the criterias first ,
Yeah, no. Whether you have "met" the criteria is pretty subjective, dependant on the political whims of at the time, the 2004 accessees, less Poland certainly didn't meet a lot of the criteria while Turkey at that time did.
Like Turkey, there wilk be concerns.Religion (less so), population size and neighbouring someone the EU would rather not share a border with. China.
 
I think with a more integrated EU, the seats of France, UK and Russia will be merged into one EU seat. The dynamics between big EU and the US will be interesting to say the least. No more mysterious Russia as a boogey man but at the same time, the enlarged EU could be seen more of a strategic competitor than an ally.
Why would France, UK, or Russia give up their permanent seat on the Security Council? Why give up that power?
Maybe Russia has been a mysterious boogey man in the west, but it certainly wasn't in Eastern Europe. That is why all those former Soviet Republics and Former Warsaw Pact countries wanted to join NATO. Because they knew exactly who Russia is.
 
The best way to both save Russian democracy and get it to join the EU is ensure that liberals such as Yabloko win rather than catch-all parties of power. Liberals are not only willing to join the EU but are seen as less of a threat in their eyes.
 
Could Siberia break off in a SovCivWar?
I was rather thinking about the autonomous republics rejecting independence (according to the Soviet law, if SSR wanted to be independent, ASSRs could vote to remain in the Union), then announcing independence later, to keep it legalistic.

Also, Siberia is too populated with Russians to become independent, maybe regions with ethnic minorities could try to break away.
 
Russia has tried more then once to “reform”. The Tsar tried (sort of) the government that replaced him tried, the communists tried (arguably two or three times). and they tried after the USSR imploded. Yet the only governments that ever last there are basically strong man dictatorships.
The odds of this changing just because they join the EU is not very high. Yes they will need to ”reform” and mange yo ne a non dictatorship for a while before they can join the EU but do we really tguink it will last? And if it doesn't the EU is screwed.
Once they are relaying on Russian trade/ food and resources (more then in historical timeline) as well as its r ole in the military/defenses
 
Russia has tried more then once to “reform”. The Tsar tried (sort of) the government that replaced him tried, the communists tried (arguably two or three times). and they tried after the USSR imploded. Yet the only governments that ever last there are basically strong man dictatorships.
The odds of this changing just because they join the EU is not very high. Yes they will need to ”reform” and mange yo ne a non dictatorship for a while before they can join the EU but do we really tguink it will last? And if it doesn't the EU is screwed.
Once they are relaying on Russian trade/ food and resources (more then in historical timeline) as well as its r ole in the military/defenses
Russia's repeated backslides into authoritarianism can be explained by the factors bringing down authoritarian regimes like the Tsars and Communists being the very same factors which make it easy for democracies to backslide into strongman rule. If Russia is able to break the cycle by a (as said by others, improbable) series of governments that in good faith work to make Russia a liberal democracy, it can absolutely reform. Russia is not inherently authoritarian. Its problems with backsliding more resemble the continued socioeconomic hobbles plaguing marginalized groups in, for example, the USA; each generation is held back from meaningful recovery by factors created during or even before the previous one. The issue is that there has been no program of sufficient magnitude to break the cycle of misfortune.
 
EU wouldn't like to have an impoverished Russia enter - that would place an economic burden upon the EU countries. That Germany paid for the resettlement of the Soviet Group of Forces Germany was an indulgement.
If You don't happen to know one of the eternal internal battles within the EU is who's paying for me.
The import of a huge agricultural producer would be seen as not wanted as it would offset EU agricultural production - look to the Polish issue regarding Ukraine. On a much greater scale - no way. It was a huge stumblin block back in early 1970's.
The former Warsaw Pact members didn't want Russian do join and allowing them into the EU was for security reasons - not because of we really liked them to enter. Hence the delayed Romanian-Bulgarian entry.
Actually with the OP stressing that it would be well nigh impossible to see happen - yes it would.
So discussing on the premise that we'll just overlook the implausiability of it happening is moot.
 
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