Trying to Please Everyone: Or Converting multiple Pop Culture Utopias into a Timeline.

James Bond(The Sam Neill Films): 1981-1989

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For Your Eyes Only(1981)

The hunt for a new James Bond for a new decade was on. Timothy Dalton was the top choice while James Brolin was considered but ultimately actor Sam Neill won out. Steven Spielberg was offered the job of directing but had plans for his own action franchise at the time and could not commit. The film brought back Jaws and his girlfriend and his now wife Dolly. The film begins with the assassination of Melina Havelock's parents with the scene ending with a closeup of Melina's face before shifting into the opening credits. Melina Havelock(played by Sylvia Kristel) then goes onto become 007's girlfriend in the film. The film begins with Bond paying respects to Tracy's grave, cementing that this is indeed the same James Bond despite Sam Neill now playing him. The intro song was written by Bill Conti with Barbara Streisand singing.

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Octopussy(1983)

The film begins with a scene set during the Isle of Man's TT motorcycle race and a duel between Bond and a heavy. Other scenes included Bond being trapped in a cage with an angry gorilla, a supercharged tuk-tuk supplied by Q branch which had a bulletproof shield and other weapons. Bond drives a green bentley that the Gorilla destroyed. Goldfinger was to make a cameo but this was cut since he was deceased. The titular Octopussy had a real name of October Debussy because she was born in October and her mother liked Debussy. She was played by Sybil Danning. General Orlov was played by Rutger Hauer. the characters of Mishka and Grishka were french instead of German. The film introduced Miss Penelope Smallbone as an assistant to Moneypenny in case her actress retired. Unfortunately this film would run into one problem: James Bond.

"WARHEAD SINKS OCTOPUSSY"

-British headline

The insanity began when Sean Connery presented a script for a Bond film titled Warhead. The film involved a plot to send Robot Sharks into the sewers of Manhattan and activate a nuke inside to destroy the city. The genesis of the idea came from McLory, who knew Fleming and was an irishman who worked for the British Navy and was married to Elizabeth Taylor. McLory wanted to make the first James Bond film, several ideas were scrapped(one of which was the criminal organization SPECTRE, which made it into the novels and films), but the film became first the novel and then the film Thunderball, which was Fleming's title as the story was originally called Longitude 78 West. McLory was given a producer credit on Thunderball but was not satisfied and presented Warhead which Sean Connery wrote and starred in. The Battle of the Bonds began with Eon's hopes resting on Sam Neill to compete with Connery's Bond. Sadly he could not compete. It was not his fault. He was too new and had not been on for as long as Bond had. It was a victory for Connery[1].

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A View to Kill(1985)

Making a View to Kill was almost an obligation, but there was an effort to mix things up in this film and bring in a new audience. Goerge MacDonald Fraser was brought back to write after working on Octopussy. The film went more into absurdity with the plot as a result with the villain Zorin having a plan to redirect Haley's comet. Another odd sequence is Bond utilitizing an electronic snooping device to repel guard dogs by spraying them only to abandon it when it gets stuck in a tunnel, to Q's frustration as he berates Bond for "Deserting a fellow agent in the field." The villain in the film is played by David Bowie, who was chosen along with Grace Jones to bring young people in after the underperformance of Octopussy. Bowier reportedly disliked working on the film, prefering his work on Labyrinth. As a result of his time working on that film, more focus was given to the Jockey Sir Godfrey Tibbett, Grace Jones, Pan Ho(who is given more lines as a result. The film also brought back Catherine Deneuve as Major Anya Amasova in an effort to bring back viewers. Sharon Stone played Stacey Sutton and Felix Leiter was brought back in the film as Bon'd contact. To mix things up and provide a non standard ending, Lois Maxwell's Miss Moneypenny became the new M, something revolutionary at the time.

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The Living Daylights(1987)

The soundtrack was done by the Pet Shop Boys. General Gogol returned in this(butterflying away Pushkin), Among notable scenes are Bond and Kara escaping Kara's apartment by stealing a KGB car keeping an eye on her and a chase through a frozen lake and a hijacked ice schooner. They also escape from an airbase and are taken to Landi- Kotal by Ranjit Khan(Kamran Shah in the OTL film) and into an arms Bazaar.. jailers pursued the group and Bond disposed of them by hurling them into a pit full of yarn dye and setting off chinese fireworks in one scene. Bond and Kara make an unauthorized landing on an aircraft carrier thanks to the aid of Moneypenny.

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Two Bonds undercover on a Soviet Submarine. Yes that's it.

License to Kill(1989)

EON Productions had a dilemma with Connery cementing himself as the one true James Bond and the films in decline. It was decided to embrace the James Bond is a Code Name theory and allow Connery to return if he so chose. This would mean making a film in which it is revealed that the three James Bond's that viewers had been following were different people. Surprisingly the original Bond was revealed to be not Connery but the late David Niven, who in this film originated the role in the 40's and the code name used by Bond. The film also depicts flashbacks to how Connery(played by a look alike) became Bond. Connery's Bond(who's real name is given as Mason) was around twenty when he was working with a senior agent, who happened to be the original James Bond. Both were on a secret mission against Chinese Warlord Kwang. The original Bond was mortally wounded but Connery, with the dying Bond's blessing, assumed his identity and carried out the mission while failing to kill Kwang. The flashback shows Bond being led into the scene where we first see him in Casino Royale . Mason kept acting as Bond until he was captured by Americans and held in Alcatraz before escaping and the events of Warhead occurred. The film depicts Bond learning of his two replacements and seemingly intending to kill them only for the film's true villain to be revealed to be none other than the original Kwang, forcing a team up. The film brought back Michael Billington, who's Bond was retired. It explained away a seeming plothole where Neill's Bond had visited Tracy Bond's grave, explaining that the Neill's Bond committed himself to his cover to the extent of making himself understand and feel sadness towards Tracy Bond's passing. The film was also used as an opportunity to introduce the new James Bond actor, ending with a scene of him receiving the License to Kill with the blessing of the three Bonds intercut with flashbacks of Sean Connery's Bond receiving the license. It's an interesting end to Neill's time in the role, as the actor has become on of many to dislike their most popular role, saying often "I didn't want it". Despite people looking upon him favorably and seeing him as playing the role well.​

Footnotes​

[1] OTL, Roger Moore stayed on and had been in as many films as Connery and Octopussy beat out Never Say Never Again. Here, Neill is still a rookie Bond having been in only two films so Connery easily beats out Neill. The fact that Connery's early script Warhead was used also prevented the film from being a carbon copy of Thunderball. I find this amusing since it means that ITTL Sean Connery is THE James Bond and in a meta sense, keeping him in reinforces this.​
 
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James Bond(The Paul McGann Films): 1991-1999

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License Revoked(1991)

The desire to have a film set in China, rather than simply having a Chinese villain emerged during the gradual collapse of the Chinese Communist party. China was explicitly chosen to have a museum and a great wall setting. The theme song was written by Eric Clapton and Vic Flick returned, the two having played the lead guitar for the original 007 theme. The film also had scenes set in Mexico with an action scene on a train. The film involves 007 being framed and being forced to go on the run.

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Property of a Lady(1993)

An Original James Bond plot allowing Paul McGann to grow in the role. The film was released as the next "True " Bond film was taking longer to develop due to being based on then unfurling current events.

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The Events in Hong Kong that inspired Tomorrow Never Lies.

Tomorrow Never Lies(1995)

At the time of the release of Property of a Lady, there was an ongoing dispute over custody of Hong Kong between the British and Chinese[1}. This event was used as the basis for the Tomorrow Never Dies. In the film, a terrorist group launches several attacks to cause war between Britain and China. Several title songs were made and added in, including "Tomorrow Never Lies" by the Danish band Swan Lee(which removes it from Hitman: Blood Money). The band Pulp and Saint Etienne also included songs. The Cardigans submitted a theme song as well.

The role of Paris Carver was played by Monic Belluci. Anthony Hopkins played Elliot Harmsway( Carver OTL). The character of Stamper is introduced as a character unable to feel pain due to an operation. The film also introduced recurring character Valentin Zukovsky. New characters include Henry Gupta, an inian character, who uses card throwing skills. The film does not shy away from Gupta's thoughts and criticism as an Indian man towards the British. Q also returns in the film, though he is mentioned as being retired as Bond jumps onto his Yacht during a battle in the South China Sea. He is surrounded by beautiful women. Bond joked that he seemed to be enjoying his retirement only for Q to retort that they are his granddaughters.

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Goldeneye(1997)

The film begins with a wine auction onboard a high speeding train. The villain is discovered and this results in a chase scene with Bond driving his car on top of the carriages. John Rhys-Davies was set to reprise his role as General Pushkin. Xenia Onatopp(Courtney Cox), unlike OTL is much less psychotic and is instead more subtle, killing her opponents with pressure point and having genuine sex with Bond to feed him false information rather than trying to kill him. Since a mentor figure for Bond had previously been introduced and killed off, it was decided to instead pit Bond against an old friend. Given the continuity, it made more sense to pit Bond against Bond rather than introduce a brand new character. Connery and Billington were out almost immediately, they were beloved and turning them evil and killing them was unthinkable. This only left Sam Neill, who personally disliked playing Bond but was seen as good at it. As such McGann's Bond would battle Neill's Bond on the screen.

The Film depicted the rare Russian antagonist in Zuchovsky, who forced Bond to play Russian Roulette. Bond cooly held the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. Zuchovsky commented that Bond was " the only man I know who can tell the difference between a Walther PPK with one bullet in the chamber and a Walther PPK with no bullet in the chamber, just by the weight." Loelia Ponsonby was introduced fulfilling Miss Moneypenny's old role. John Woo was asked to direct. The title was song was performed by the Rolling Stones and the tank chase scene has a different score and has the Tank go throw a Pepsi Truck at a jab at how capitalism has entered Russia, which was the motivation for Zuchovsky as a villain. The new Q was introduced in this film, played by Dudley Moore due to the old Q retiring.

Special mention goes to the Goldeneye Video Game. A staple of the N64. The Film's delay greatly helped contribute to the Video Game being released at the same time with the most well received aspect being the Game's Multiplayer, including a mode that allows you to play as every James Bond, which given the film's plot it would be weird if such a game didn't have that feature).

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The World is Not Enough(1999)

The Film's Cold open is the longest in the series, shifting locations on two separate missions from Havana to Switzerland. The film was directed by Peter Jackson. The Bond girl Elektra survives the film and Bond visits her in the hospital. Following the success of Goldeneye's Video Game Adaptation, an effort was made to take a similar approach. This became 007: Agent Under Fire for Nintendo 64 and Playstation 1 . The opening song was done by Jamiroquai. New characters includes Polynesian insurance investigator Christmas Jones. The villain Claude Zerault(Renard OTL) has several female minions when he appears in Zukovsky's casino. The film also includes a car chase in Instanbul.

Footnotes​

[1]A Cancelled Bond film was intended to be based on the transfer of Hong Kong from British to Chinese hands. The process occurred too quick and painlessly, though the novel Zero Minus Ten is basically the plot of the Bond story had it been made and the plot of Tomorrow Never Lies here. ITTL in a case of "The Plot writes real life", The transfer occurs earlier and is much more violent. World politics will be tackled elsewhere, but the short description is that ITTL the US And the Soviet Union grew closer and China remained stand offish. By the 1990's, The People's Republic of China is going through a Soviet Union style collapse and an international incident occurs in Hong Kong in a reversal of sorts. Hong Kong Going from Chinese hands to British hands.​
 
So is Sean Connery the only actual Bond actor to still play the character here?
Yes. This is mostly because I couldn’t find confirmation that The rumors of Fleming’s personal choices were true and unfortunately or fortunately depending on how you look at it. A deleted scene in which Roger Moore made a cameo as Simon Templar was kept in, which puts a damper on him appearing as James Bond since well now you have two look alike Roger Moore characters in the Bond films.
 
@Marco Incognito How good is representation compared to OTL? (Non-whites, females, LGBT, disabled, foreign cultures, etc.) Especially historical-wise? (Up until the 2000s)
Well for starters the lost cause myth didn’t really take off and no Birth of a Nation as we know it helped a lot along with campaigns such as Superman smashes the Klan helping to reduce the numbers of racism in the South and media is a lot more respectful with the Mamy stereotype and Blackface not existing. So reduced by a lot but not gone regarding African American. Asian American varies. People from Japan is about same as OTL though Anime became popular much earlier in the West. Racism towards People from China is either paranoia or they are seen as fleeing a terrible regime, similar to people from. North Korea living in the US. Hispanic is less targeted since the US has Puerto Rico and has taken steps to improve Mexico’s situation. The term LatinX is not used(I work for a mostly Hispanic agency and a poll revealed most Hispanics think the term is racist). Native Americans are well protected. Indians are about same as OTL, and Arabic are nowhere near as targeted due to no September 11 attacks.

gay representation is a lot better beginning possibly in the 1800’s but not really becoming visible until the 1900’s where the 20’s had many figures coming out. The Oz books were more popular and they implied Dorothy was gay, which led to the FBI catching on to the code phrase “friend of Dorothy” used by some gay men to identity each other though then J Edgar Hoover came along and stopped the targeting of homosexuals(gee. I wonder why). Post war America did take a look at itself and saw a bit of the hypocrisy. The AIDS epidemic is also taken seriously faster and it spreading to religious pastors who decried homosexuality for irony.

the disabled are treated about the same as OTL. Foreign cultures it varies. Us,Uk and Japan are the cultural powerhouses like in OTL. Canada is the land of stand up comedians. Mexico is respected a bit more. Most South American countries are about the same. France is seen as treating cinema like works of art such as paintings and so many directors will hop over there and enjoy their fame. Britain is about the same. People have caught onto the British brand of humor. Spain and Italy are beautiful vacation spots. Russia is a lot like it was in OTL’s Gorbachev time. China is beginning to open up a lot more but reluctantly.
 
I understand you're not quite done with the Bond stuff-we still have to get through the Daniel Craig movies (or whoever replaces Craig). But I do have something to ask about the comic stuff. Mainly because there's one Harvey character who I'd argue is at SIGNIFICANT risk here...Little Audrey.

If you're not aware, Audrey was originally created because Famous didn't want to pay for the rights to Little Lulu anymore. Judging from previous posts, it's very possible that Audrey goes the way of Commander Keen and is completely wiped out in favor of a more popular franchise. (Although I would say Audrey is more remembered in 2021 than Keen is, but she's definitely fading away by now-as far as I know her last appearance was in a direct-to-video Baby Huey movie from 1999.)

And in case you're wondering, yes, I do feel that Harvey deserves its own post-even if not much actually changes with their content, they've had enough pop culture impact (mainly with Casper and Richie Rich) that it would be justified.
 
I understand you're not quite done with the Bond stuff-we still have to get through the Daniel Craig movies (or whoever replaces Craig). But I do have something to ask about the comic stuff. Mainly because there's one Harvey character who I'd argue is at SIGNIFICANT risk here...Little Audrey.

If you're not aware, Audrey was originally created because Famous didn't want to pay for the rights to Little Lulu anymore. Judging from previous posts, it's very possible that Audrey goes the way of Commander Keen and is completely wiped out in favor of a more popular franchise. (Although I would say Audrey is more remembered in 2021 than Keen is, but she's definitely fading away by now-as far as I know her last appearance was in a direct-to-video Baby Huey movie from 1999.)

And in case you're wondering, yes, I do feel that Harvey deserves its own post-even if not much actually changes with their content, they've had enough pop culture impact (mainly with Casper and Richie Rich) that it would be justified.
I'll be taking a break from Bond stuff to work on a post for the Alien Franchise(since its Halloween and all) but I could do a post for Harvey Comics and if you have any other ideas I'd love to hear them.
 
Alien: 1979-2017

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Meryl Streep as Ellen Ripley, done by Lurch Jr on Deviantart

Alien(1979)

The cast included Harrison Ford as Captain Dallas, Meryl Streep was cast as Ellen Ripley(OTL the death of her boyfriend John Cazale has died and Scott chose not to approach her), and Brad Davis as Kane. Ripley and Melkonis(Lambert OTL) are in a relationship as Director Ridley Scott believed the future would have more sexual freedom. The only one not in a relationship was Ash, a line of which alludes to him not being interested. Another element is the future technology on display. Other details added are small robots called "Mice' running through the ship to fix things"(Cut OTL for budget concerns). Parker and Brett also used a small vehicle affectionately called the "Flying Bedstead" where Parker noticed one of the seals damaged, later causing problems with the Nostromo landing on the planet Acheron(LV-426 OTL). Melkonis also had a holographic computerized map inside the space suit.

The plot begins when the crew discover a derrelect Engineer ship on the planet Acheron, which was investigating a strange alien pyramid and brought alien eggs from the ship abroad before things seemed to go wrong. The interior of the Engineer ship also has a blink and you'll miss it easter egg of a mural depicting a Xenomorph's life cycle. The mural was made by H.R.Giger.

An alien lifeform is brought onboard when a facehugger attaches to one of the crewmates, which lays an egg in the form of a Chestburster, which escapes and reappears full grown. The creature's next victim is Harry Dean Stanton, who is given some humorous lines while looking for the ship's cat such as "Kitty, kitty, kitty", and "Fucking cat". Brett was killed when the Alien's inner jaw, plunged into his chest and tore out his heart.

Ford as Dallas was given a scene of confronting Ash with his suspicions and Dallas sending Ash into the vent against the alien possibly to see if the alien would kill him and refusing to give him the key to shut down Mother. The alien begins to kill off the crew. A Decapitation is shown on screen and described as "horrible, like a chicken". The alien also used a human as a shield against a flamethrower.

After Dallas is seemingly killed and Ash takes the Computer key from him, Ripley confronts Ash about the missing computer access key and Ash says Dallas never gave it to him. Ripley sneaks into Ash's room to search for it and is startled when Kane's corpse bangs against the window, having become caught in an antenna array. When Ash attacks Ripley, Lambert and Parker confront him and discover he is a robot after decapitating him in a fight. Ash reveals that they cannot kill the alien as its acid blood would damage the ship and kill them all and that there are eggs onboard that would survive.

Melkonis is killed next when the alien tries to drag her through a vent but she dies of a heart attack, with the alien said to have eaten her according to Dallas when he is found alive in the nest by Ripley. Dallas and Brett are implied to be turning into eggs. Ripley mercy kills them and escapes on the shuttle known as the Narcissus after setting the Nostromo to self destruct. When Ripley discovers the alien stowed away on the shuttle the fight scene begins when both are nearly sucked out into space with Ripley managing to shoot the creature in the head. the alien survives this and tries to claw at the hatch after Ripley gets back inside but is incinerated by the engines. The sequel hook is an egg shown on the craft.

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Storyboards by Ridley Scott himself of the final battle.

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Aliens(1986)

Ripley is discovered and brought to Earth Station Beta. She reunited with her elderly daughter, who she has a videophone conversation where her daughter blames Ripley for abandoning her. Ripley has a nightmare about being attacked by the alien on the Nostromo. She is then introduced to her lawyer Carter Burke(Stephen Lang). Burke tells Ripley to act calm and controlled during the court hearing. No one believes her(the Alien egg stuck onboard appeared to have been forgotten but it is then revealed that the egg's discovery is being kept hidden by Weyland Yutani. Meanwhile the planet Acheron now has a colony which contact is lost with, with a rescue team sent there being jumped by facehuggers. Ripley joins the second team sent, which includes the android Bishop, who was created by the Tyrell Corporation[1]. The mercenary group also includes one other woman Vasquez(Linda Blair). Ripley briefs the team and even lampshades the sexual design of the creatures, calling the facehugger "essentially a walking sex organ", to which Hudson quipped, "Sounds like you, Hicks".

When Ripley lands she cannot bring herself to leave the APC but she then realizes being alone is worse and runs to the rest. She is jumpscared by Wierzbowski putting his hand on her shoulder as Hicks asked him to keep an eye on her and both go inside where the aliens attack them but Ripley discovers a young girl named Newt, the sole survivor. There are also different breeds of alien, including albino versions that sting and cocoon people called "Warriors" while the black ones are "Drones". the pilot Gorman is paralyzed by a Xenomorph as the APC prepares to leave, though he turns the APC's turret gun and blows apart the Xenomorph before he is pulled away and the APC crashes, leading to the famous "Game Over Man! Game Over!" from Hudson.

The team battles the Xenomorphs, including climbing through the complex airducts while fighting them off. Ripley encounters the Warrior Xenomorphs while rescuing Newt. Ripley, Newt and Hicks escape after being cocooned and are rescued by Bishop, though the Xenomorph Queen stows away and is shot out of an airlock by Ripley after a battle with the Power loader. The epilogue reveals that Weyland-Yutani has been shut down as Bishop, Ripley, Hicks and Newt prepare to return to civilization, unfortunately the film ends on a dark cliffhanger, revealing that the base near Earth where Ripley was taken after her discovery is now under siege as the egg that stow awayed with Ripley hatched.

The game also had a notable Video Game adaptation by id Software which allows the player to control either Ripley or Hicks. The Game was used as the basis for the DOOM franchise, as ID Software wanted to own an original copyright[2]

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Alien Invasion(1992)

Ridley Scott returned to direct. Several writers created drafts including William Gibson, Eric Red, David Twohy (think Pitch Black with Xenomorphs) and Vincent Ward.

Gibson's script began with a Commando team boarding the Sulaco and getting attacked by facehuggers and then following Hicks and a rebuilt Bishop where a virus with alien DNA becomes virtual and turns a space station into a Xenomorph before Ripley returned.

Eric Red' script began with the commando team finding everyone dead and the action moving to a small US town where the Xenomorphs invaded before the town is revealed to be in a biodome with the alien virus plot involved.

Twohy's script was set on a prison planet with inmates being experimented on and an inmate named Styles trying to escape.

Vincent Ward's script had Ripley crashland on a planet made of wooden inhabited by monks, with one of them giving Ripley CPR to drive a chestburster out of Ripley's body and into his. The monks also used communal toilers with no doors and one eaten by an alien as it emerged from a toilet.

The Final story was a combination of all these scripts. All four survivors returned, namely: Ripley, Newt, Hicks and Bishop. The four are brought into the Space Station which is shown to house many different facilities, being a small colony above Earth. It includes a small town, a church, and a prison, effectively being a space station city, allowing many different ideas to be used as the Xenomorphs overrun the place. The new character of Clemens(Richard E.Grant) is introduced as a Doctor that treats the survivors when they arrive amidst the chaos. Ripley is plagued by several terrifying dreams, one of a chestburster emerging from Newt and one of a Xenomorph attacking Ripley in the shower.

Brand new Canon fodder is introduced except rather than Marines they are inhabitants of the space station. The lives of the inhabitants were saved when the base went into lockdown and so they have not seen the aliens and don't believe Ripley and her group when they try to warn them. Instead a gang of criminals that were freed in an attack on the prison led by the Sadistic Golic has been attacking and the survivors until he is subdued and restrained. The other new members: Andrews, Aaron, Dillon and Morse go into tunnels in search of two other survivors: Boggs and Rains after Golic has been restrained. They find no bodies but there are scratch marks on the walls and blood, some of which drips from the vents. Dillion and Morse begin to believe Ripley about the alien but Andrews does not. Ripley talks to Celemens, who reveals his backstory of being a doctor that euthanized his own pregnant wife when she was in a terrible accident that left her in a coma with no chance to recover, giving him a motivation to help Ripley and Newt.

Several barnyard animals and animals in Zoos are the host of Xenomorphs, allowing new designs for the alien[3]. The biggest and most impressive is nicknamed the Dragon Xenomorph, seemingly from a Crocodile. Grolic is able to escape and release the Dragon Xenomorph by accident. After learning the Dragon Xenomorph is free, William, Eric and Christopher seal off the room and spread disinfectant and plantkiller hoping to keep it away only for a smaller Xenomorph to get in and kill them. The main group try to lure a new large Xenomorph known as" the Dragon" into a toxic waste dump area but many are killed in the process even though the plan succeeds. It is discovered that a hive is being made and to reach it the group must go underwater. For the underwater scene H.R.Giger designed an aquatic facehugger capable of swimming with webbed digits. Newt almost drowns in the film in a hard to watch moment but Ripley is able to save her.

The crew discover the killing caused by Golic in the abattoir and a traumatized Eric but also the eviscerated corpse of Babe. They then find Golic cocooned to the wall by the Dragon and leave him when the Dragon comes, supposedly to his death, but he is able to escape.

Ripley's group enters the Hive. Dillion and Morse find a cocooned Andrews, who begs to be killed. When they are attacked, Dillon pushed Morse through a door before it closed to save him from Xenomorphs, who then kill Dillon. Morse refuses to go and battle the dragon out of fear and flees, meeting a team sent to recover the creature from the fledging Weyland Yutani. The team also meets Golic, who promises to take them to Ripley through the abattoir littered with the people he killed. Bishop confronts the team and asks about the rest, which Golic claims were killed by the Dragon but that one of the crew has a Queen inside them, which the Weyland-Yutani team brought a cage to contain. In the final battle Morse sacrifices himself to destroy the Nest and the Weyland-Yutani team while Hicks sacrifices himself after he is infected. Ripley, Newt and Bishop escape to earth with the space station exploding behind them, preventing the aliens from reaching the planet. The Epilogue shows Newt being adopted and saying goodbye to Ripley.

The film has a novel adaptation written by Alan Dean Foster(OTL he turned down the job as he tried to rewrite the film to have Newt survive).

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Alien vs Predator(1997)

Almost ten years after Freddy vs Jason, a second Horror Crossover graced the screen. An Adaptation of the the first storyline of Alien vs Predator from Dark Horse Comics, released in 1989. The film is set on the planet of Ryushi, which has recently been colonized. Unknown to the human inhabitants, the Predators or Yautja tribe use the planet as a hunting ground and introduce the Xenomorph species there, likewise not aware humans are not present. The protagonist is Machiko Noguchi, the Weyland Yutani administrator there who is shown to be far friendlier and laid back to the workers than they expected. The people on Ryushi raise cattle to export to other solar systems. Cattle which are soon infected by Xenomorph eggs as the Yautja brought a Queen to the planet. An encounter with a humans leads to one Yautja being killed and the other Yautja vowing revenge, despite the protests of the older and wiser member of the party, an experienced hunter nicknamed "Broken Tusk". By the way all of the scenes involving the Predators are conveyed without dialogue. "Broken Tusk" teams up with the humans to protect them, teaming up with Machiko to survive the fighting and kill the Queen and rogue Predators. In the end, the settlement is dead as is the Queen and all the Xenomorphs. Broken Tusk lies dying and uses a broken Xenomorph finger to leave a mark on Machiko so that the Predators will identify here. Some time later, Machiko, living alone on the planet with the head of the Queen tied to the front of her house is approached by a group of Predators, who recognize Broken Tusk's Clan symbol and bring her with them into the hunt[4]

After this film, both killers seemed to enter cryostasis for more than a decade. Though the Universal Studios them parks did release the nightmare fuel inducing Alien: Encounter Ride. Likely the closest you could get to a true Xenomorph experience.

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Alien: Engineers(2012)

Jon Spaihts completed his script in 2009. The script would make the film a direct prequel to Alien. Spaihts convinced Scott not to hire Damon Lindelof, believing that Lindelof would just complicate things.

In the Story, an alien race known as an Engineer sacrificed himself to infuse his DNA on human caveman in 12,000 BC, in a ritual where black scarab like bugs ate the Engineer alive. The Engineers resembles the Space Jockeys from the first Alien film and were earless. In the future setting, The Engineers were being investigated by Weyland Industries, who sent a ship called the Magellan(OTL's Prometheus) with the film's action occurring on Archeron, the location from the first film. The crew included Jocelyn Watts(Shaw OTL), Martin Holloway(Charlie Holloway OTL) played by James Franco, technicians Chance and Ravel and the mercenary Shepherd. There is also the film's antagonist, the Android David. The crew use white Astronaut Suits and the Magellan can split into parts.

Compared to OTL, most of the more idiotic character moments are butterflied away due to most being introduced by Lindeloff and then Scott cutting out explanations for them. Fifield and Millburn, who are not in charge of mapping the Engineer Facility, become lost due to having no signal. Another example is that David is shown to have been reading the bible and decided to read all of humanity's religious texts, which led him to have a low opinion of Humanity. It's also implied that Vickers wanted to sabotage Weyland Industries and chose an incompetent and unqualified crew on purpose, setting them up to fail.

Fifield became infected with black scarabs which turned him into a human/Xenomorph like creature, though he broke a Xenomorph's neck one handed, but could still speak. When Fifield was shot, another crewmate Vickers, was killed by acid from his wounds and Fifield was killed by Watts soon after losing his mind.
Deleted Scene to provide some idea of the Fifield as a human/Xenomorph monster

The crew then discover the Engineers wished to terraform the planet and Weyland industries wanted to obtain their terraforming machines to terraform Mars. the crew also discovered the Engineer rooms were not empty and gloomy but filled with Holograms only the Engineers could see, and the android David. Unfortunately, the Engineer Crew has come into contact with the Xenomorphs after finding them inside a pyramid structure belonging to the Yautja and the Xenomorphs are unleashed. Several new fan nicknamed species emerge due to the Engineers being infected including an "Octo-Facehugger", a "Beluga-Xenomorph" and an "Ultramorph". A member of the crew, Holloway, is killed by a chestburster while having sex with Watts. The Engineers also began killing the crew with alien technology including guns. Watts, the sole survivor, departs the planet, choosing to keep the discoveries there secret, kicking off the events of Alien.

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Dakota Fanning as Newt

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Hicks not looking so good.

Alien: Awakening(2017)

Directed by Neil Blomkamp, who created concept art for the film as well. The film depicts the Earth being devastated by Xenomorphs and old versions of Newt and Hicks(who's death was only implied in Alien Invasion) trying and failing to stop the aliens arriving on Earth, only to once more team up with one of the survivors of the aliens attacking Earth, Ellen Ripley. Special praise went to Dakota Fanning for playing an older Newt[5].​

Footnotes

[1]OTL the reference was meant to be to Cyberdyne Systems from Cameron's own Terminator series but it was realized that if the implication was that the two were set in the same world than Judgement Day may have already occurred and Cyberdyne Systems likely would not survive after Skynet was taken down due to their hands in creating it. Tyrell Corporation on the other hands was more likely to still be around.

[2] I couldn't bring myself to butterfly away Doom, which was meant to be an Aliens game. My logic is that if their licensed game was such as hit, the company would want an IP they actually own. You know to make all the prophets.

[3] Giger was really enthusiastic about returning and submitted and built new alien designs that were ignored even as the filmmakers claimed to want to make something "more Giger than Giger" so it felt fair to in this version with so many new Alien designs to bring him onboard as a sort of "I'll take em....Which ones?.....All of them" moment.

[4] Alien vs Predator from what I can tell was changed due to Isaac Perlmutter OTL so without his involvement the original idea is used.

[5] It is suspected that the short film Zygote is the closest we got to Blomkamp's planned Alien film, complete with Hicks and Newt expys.​
 
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Funny thing is I think that this post might have given me an idea on how to save Little Audrey if the Lulu cartoons continue. Basically it would be like what happened with Doom in the Alien post-Audrey is created because Famous wants their own version of Lulu.
 
Funny thing is I think that this post might have given me an idea on how to save Little Audrey if the Lulu cartoons continue. Basically it would be like what happened with Doom in the Alien post-Audrey is created because Famous wants their own version of Lulu.
Just a little joke but I was honestly thinking of saving the name Little Audrey as an inside Joke. Basically there's a Little House of Horrors muppet style show instead of a cartoon where the plan is named "Little Audrey".
 
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