I AM HABBAKUK!!!

Grimm Reaper

Late 1940...The situation is dire. The RAF is on the verge of collapse. The RN crippled and driven from Portsmouth and the south. The unspeakable invasion threatens!:eek:

However...in England's darkest hour a new ship enters service...

cue ominous theme from 2001​

The ship you have dreamed of bringing into the Royal Navy in WWII!

Stats begin on page 52

http://www.mongoosepublishing.com/pdf/sp74.pdf


NOW WHERE IS THAT PUNY BISMARK​
 

BlairWitch749

Banned
Grimm Reaper said:
Late 1940...The situation is dire. The RAF is on the verge of collapse. The RN crippled and driven from Portsmouth and the south. The unspeakable invasion threatens!:eek:

However...in England's darkest hour a new ship enters service...

cue ominous theme from 2001​

The ship you have dreamed of bringing into the Royal Navy in WWII!

Stats begin on page 52

http://www.mongoosepublishing.com/pdf/sp74.pdf



NOW WHERE IS THAT PUNY BISMARK​
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Bring on the flamethrower cruisers and the napalm torpedoes for the uboats
oh and you just wait.... the global warming is going to sink your carrier
 
TheMann

TheMann

The responses:

Britain: "Let's see Hitler sink THIS!"

Germany: "We need one of those for ourselves, damn it! Build it! And build it BIGGER!"

America: "Holy f**k, is that HMS Habbakuk or the island of Habbakuk?!"

America after Hitler is defeated: "Do you still have that thing? And if you do, can you send it out to the Pacific for us? Please?"

Japan: "Uhhh, best leave Hong Kong and Singapore alone for a while, OK guys?"

Japan after Hitler is defeated: "Yep, we're boned."

Soviet Union: "How come we didn't think of that?!"

Canada after hearing the USSR: "Case we did first! HA!"
 
TheMann

TheMann

Grimm Reaper said:
German invasion fleet sighted, captain!

Prepare for ramming speed!

Captain, what's the target?

The invasion fleet!​
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Captain, there is a British Carrier coming straight at us, sir!

Then sink it!

Uh, Captain......

We can sink one carrier you damned......*sees Habbakuk*......holy shit. *wets his pants*

*fleet scatters*
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Sachyriel

Banned
We had a discussion a while ago about a wank so extreme it's no longer a wank, but a 'bukkakke' and I think everytime I read "Habbakuk" I will refer to the scenarios that have it "Habakukukkakke'.
 

AMF

The "small" ship to the starboard side seems to be a King George V class battleship!

hab4.jpg
 
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